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what do you think is the best answer to this question? My favorite answer is a yeshiva bachur on a date
A nun who’s been stung by a bee
a penguin playing with razor blades
A cow being shechted.
A sunburned zebra!
a newspaper
a yeshiva guy too cool for sunscreen
the package in which many black and white cookies are in
The best guy in Lakewood. (redt)
A skunk being attacked by an emu
The Artscroll book In Black and White. A classic.
DY- I like yours best! Got me a chuckle!
A typed-up sheet gone over by a proofreader
A zebra being eaten by a lion.
an embarrassed nun
Why do so many posters use “blood” as the red element? Are we watching too many thriller movies?
Midwest2 – For my example, it would be too much National Geographic shows!
“Why do so many posters use “blood” as the red element?”
ok, how about a penguin with a diaper rash…
or, if anyone here is old enough to remember, those black & white photos with the eyes overexposed??!
“Why do so many posters use “blood” as the red element?”
how’s about a teenage zebra experimenting with lipstick?
a dalmatian trying to paint its doghouse?
or Charlie Chaplin playing paintball?
Obama??!
1) A piano with a nosebleed.
2) Pravda (this is an oldie. if you’re under 30, Google it. trust me ?)
3) President Obama’s health care plan.
4) Tomato rice soup. With a fly in it.
5) An African-American astronaut. In his spacesuit. On Mars.
6) A Bloody Mary, made with the aforementioned whiskey brand.
7) Three painters. A Caucasian named “Black” who’s painting a firetruck. His partner, an African-American names “White”. And, the new hire, a native American, who came to work dressed as a crossword puzzle.
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Domo arigato ?
AYC I am not picking a fight but I am
old enough to remember, those black & white photos with the eyes overexposed??!& do not recall such a phenomenon.Michael Jackson bleeding
wb
the eyes would many times have red spots, almost looking bloodshot…sound familiar now? or was that just our camera? 🙂
AYC No such memories. I was no infant then (My wedding was Mr. Trainer’s last B&W job.)But niether am I senile.
Besides wnere did the red come from. There were no dyes in the film. Red eye is/was quite common in color photograhy
“the eyes would many times have red spots, almost looking bloodshot…sound familiar now? or was that just our camera?”
What the poster is saying is this didn’t happen with black & white pictures only with the color pictures of yesteryear.
What the poster is saying is this didn't happen with black & white pictures only with the color pictures of yesteryear.Exactly !!!!
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red eye effectwb, you’re ok with a penguin that has a diaper rash but not ok with black & white photos with red eye??!
a half albino black guy beaten to a pulp…or an injured zebra
AYC’s yeshiva guy / sunburn is my favorite so far. Zebra / lipstick is a close 2nd
The CR is black and whit(ish) and read all over!
And the winner is… Obama! (Entered by AYC)
(The loser is America.)
A skunk inn a blender
AYC ye got me! Go ahead with your Brownie & capture all the penguins
“The CR is black and whit(ish)”
Uh oh, Blinky.. you just stepped on a hornets nest!
Why what was so wrong with that?
Oh, you are so temimusdik!
Becuase, not all CR members are exclusive black / white (y’know.. the colored shirt folks?)
I guess the color-shirt crowd cut you a break because they know you don’t have a mean bone in you.
i was actually reffering to the layout of the cr- you know black words on a white page not the actual people 🙂
msseker: lol!
I’m a little puzzled. The African-Americans I know and work with aren’t black. They’re various shades of brown – from very dark to quite light – and some aren’t any darker than your average Southern European. Obama certainly isn’t “black” – maybe coffee with cream. (How black can he be when his mother was a white lady from Kansas?)
Leaving out blood, racism and political animosity, I think the classic answers are still “an embarrassed zebra” and “a newspaper.” Maybe now “CR.”
Maybe I’ll do a content analysis study of CR postings and see what percentage show violent tendencies. I’m still bent out of shape by what happened in New Skver, and the appearance of violent rhetoric in Jewish communication. It used to be only the Marxists and Bundists who talked about this sort of stuff, not religious people. Now I guess we’ve become a bunch of closet leftists.
moski, are we now doing it by day?
Good thread!
SiDi™
a yeshiva bachur running
Vanilla fudge ice cream with strawberries.
Black and white cookies with ketchup.
Coco puffs with milk and strawberries.
Somebody with a nosebleed eating a yodel.
A tallis with cherryade spilled all over
Israeli gefilte fish (carp – always a darkish colour) with mayo and chrayne
A penguin holding his breath.
A newspaper.
A (very rare Amazonian) frog in a blender.
PBA when he sees the owner of the bench in shul.
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