He signed a new ban saying all snowpeople (it is politically incorrect to call them snowmen) must not be built in their usual plump rotund build but must now be svelte to promote a more healthy lifestyle.
They cannot have twigs in their mouths, and must be made from less than 16oz. of snow.
If some of the snow is eaten, it must be with a utensil and not just with your mouth.
I think there noises are a bit too long. Too Jewish.
They should be built out of snow, they could melt. Use dirt.
Scratch that, dirt is unsanitary. Maybe dont build ’em at all.
Scratch that, that’s racist….
Is building them out of “various materials” any better?
he is contemplating running for president if he was sure he would win…more bike lanes and trees to sneze from –oh joy!