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    TheGoq
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    He signed a new ban saying all snowpeople (it is politically incorrect to call them snowmen) must not be built in their usual plump rotund build but must now be svelte to promote a more healthy lifestyle.

    #1015548
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    They cannot have twigs in their mouths, and must be made from less than 16oz. of snow.

    #1015549
    popa_bar_abba
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    If some of the snow is eaten, it must be with a utensil and not just with your mouth.

    #1015550
    SayIDidIt™
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    I think there noises are a bit too long. Too Jewish.

    SiDi™

    #1015551
    miritchka
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    They should be built out of snow, they could melt. Use dirt.

    Scratch that, dirt is unsanitary. Maybe dont build ’em at all.

    Scratch that, that’s racist….

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    👑RebYidd23
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    Is building them out of “various materials” any better?

    #1015553
    mewho
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    he is contemplating running for president if he was sure he would win…more bike lanes and trees to sneze from –oh joy!

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