Bring Back the ”Joke of the Day”!!!!

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  • #589519
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    post here, to sign the petition to bring back the ”Joke of the Day”!!!

    yes i know your all ganna say it’s not of the day, call it whatever you want, just bring it back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    -signed by the CR Chairman R’ Asdfghjkl

    #639717
    moish01
    Member

    yeah or let them post them in the humor thread here in the coffee room. that would work too.

    #639718
    chofetzchaim
    Member

    I vote to bring back Joke of the Day!

    #639719
    Joseph
    Participant

    Affirmed!

    signed, Joseph

    King of the CR

    #639720
    Dr Bert Miller
    Participant

    Please?!

    frum not crum,

    floater of the CR

    #639721
    moish01
    Member

    joseph and frum not crum

    who exactly gave you those titles? can i have one?

    #639722
    Dr Bert Miller
    Participant

    I chose. I’m just that special. (And no one disagreed)

    #639723
    Joseph
    Participant

    The “Chairman.”

    #639724

    moish01 is hereby given the title “Colonel Moish of the CR”

    by the way, the artwork you did was supurb

    #639725
    moish01
    Member

    oh don’t flatter me – i copied and pasted.

    what war is in session at the current moment?

    #639726
    an open book
    Participant

    ok so what am i?? i want a title too!!!

    #639727
    tzippi
    Member

    As long as it’s in good taste (according to me, of course 😉 There’s irreverent, and self-hating Jewish-style.

    #639728
    Joseph
    Participant

    Open Book, Colonel Moish will assign you a title.

    #639729
    an open book
    Participant

    uh oh…im scared 😛

    so whats my title, colonel moish???

    #639730
    moish01
    Member

    not good at those things, AOB. either pick one yourself or wait for asdfghjkl

    #639732
    kapusta
    Participant

    ms. kapusta royal heinez, official queen of the CR, and chairperson leaving a royal seal to bring back the joke of the (fill in the blank) ASAP! 🙂

    I think my acknowledgement of this, based on my double title, should bring back the joke quickly. 🙂

    AOB I vote you second in command to me. 🙂

    #639738
    anonymisss
    Participant

    Obviously, I, as official cr chairwoman, consulted with asdf about this prior to the start of this thread. There is, therefore, no need for me to post my agreement.

    ~a~

    #639739
    lovenlife
    Member

    Moish: war in iraq!!!!

    #639741
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    an open book: u’ll have to get back to me in 3 days, after the Chairmen, Chairwomean & Board Members vote on a title name for you!!!

    #639742
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    moish: wow official title there-“Colonel Moish of the CR”!!!

    joseph: that title fits you well King of the CR-like the queen of England(ok the U.K.)you don’t have any power!!! sorry about that!!!

    #639743
    flatbush27
    Member

    As the Official Coffee Drinker of the CR i hereby afix my seal of support for this cause. (p.s. seal is invisible; i dont know where the artists get all their art from)

    #639744
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    anonymisss: qwertyuiop was also consulted about this!!! NEWSFLASH–when you were gone he was elected as Chairman of the CR & gave a great speech!!!(ck the Board Meeting thread to read portions of his wonderful speech-with credits to ames!!!)

    #639745
    kapusta
    Participant

    I think one of the chairpeople of the CR (ahem asdf and anonymisss) forgot to give the queen an update on our success 🙂

    #639746
    squeak
    Participant

    I’m not exactly craving a title, but I must challenge the one “Official Coffee Drinker”. I doubt that there is a bigger coffee gourmet here than myself. Check some of my coffee related posts to see how nuts I am. Flatbush, if you have a seal then you are not such a coffee drinker. My seal is just a coffee stain.

    #639747
    anonymisss
    Participant

    squeak, you’re funny:)

    ~a~

    #639748
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    kapusta: we’ll in diliberation still!!!!!!!!!!

    #639749
    an open book
    Participant

    how long does it take??!!

    #639750
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    an open book: it takes time!!! we gatta speak with the editor when we have all the votes tallied up!!!!

    squeak: good one buddy!!!!

    #639751
    flatbush27
    Member

    squeak: are you trying to dethrone me of my self proclaimed title? is this war?:)

    #639752
    squeak
    Participant

    No war. But I insist that you amend your title to something like “Official Taster’s Choice Coffee Drinker” so you aren’t claiming to be a real coffee nut 😉

    #639756

    I hereby declare myself Official Bourbon Drinker of the CR. As I said a while ago, why drink coffee if you can drink bourbon?

    #639757
    squeak
    Participant

    Three cheers for charlie!!!

    P.S. nothing like a tip of the bourbon bottle over a cuppa to improve an already fantastic drink.

    #639758
    moish01
    Member

    hey i hope asdfghjkl know that this thread was designed to go off topic. how long did anyone think it would last with people voting “me too” and nothing else?

    #639759

    squeak,

    did you say cheers? You’re British too? 🙂

    #639760
    squeak
    Participant

    Oh, of course, didn’t you know? I ride the Underground to Piccadilly Circus every afternoon, where I stop for a spot to eat, fish and chips of course, and then I wipe my hands on a serviette, put on my trainers, and chase after the posty driving away in his lorry. I then head to the Offy, pick up a pint to bring back to my flat (blimey, the lift is out again) and have with crisps for afters. On Thursdays the chemist stops by with my order, which is free from NHS.

    On certain days the London fog turns into rain and then I can’t go for my run because it is hard to do with a mackintosh and brolly.

    On Sundays, if there is no tailback on the roads I might head out to my seaside bungalow, with a picnic hamper in the boot.

    Cheerio, old chum!

    #639761
    tzippi
    Member

    Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

    He didn’t want to fall into the hot chocolate.

    #639762
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    squeak- bravo! well done, well done (you may now take a bow)

    #639763
    qwertyuiop
    Member

    well since my posts didn’t go up yesterday, i too want the “joke of the ____(fill in the blank)”, i really enjoyed it.$

    Chairman Of The CR

    #639764
    beacon
    Participant

    squeak- 🙂

    #639768
    22OldGold
    Participant

    Why do you have to have a petition? (Sorry for my ignorance) Just start a thread “Joke of the Day”

    #639769
    Dr Bert Miller
    Participant

    In addition, the halacha of the day COULD stay, we CRers just want the joke back. (You could make it necessary for us to hit the link to the halacha first and then see the joke. Who knows, I haven’t hit the halacha link recently…

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