Broken Telephone #3 , CR Style!

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  • #660837
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    You mean he was never from Creedmoor?

    #660838
    A600KiloBear
    Participant

    BS”D

    He explained that he was registered as a patient in Belleveue so he could get Medicare payments kicked back to him by a Choosid of his who worked in reimbursements.

    #660839
    Joseph
    Participant

    So a big machlokes broke out between Creedmoor and Bellevue as to who would be mechabed the Admor.

    #660840
    A600KiloBear
    Participant

    BS”D

    But both of them showed him as residing in their hallowed halls and both received Medicaid reimbursement for a patient named “Dovid Azazel Schmoigerman” although the birthdates for each Schmoigerman differed by 12 years and three months.

    #660842
    Joseph
    Participant

    So they decided to allow the Attorney General’s office to arbitrate.

    #660843
    mazca
    Member

    In the meantime a long weekend came it was before Yom Kippur, so they had to wait for the arbitration. They didnt know who was going to be the one. What a shame they had to wait.

    #660844
    A600KiloBear
    Participant

    BS”D

    The Attorney General refused to hear the case, confirming that Admou”r Schmoigerman is indeed crazy enough to belong in both Creedmoor and Bellevue and perhaps in Pilgrim State as well.

    #660845
    Joseph
    Participant

    During the confusion, mepal bailed out the Admou’r who then returned to the ames house party to check out the kashrus.

    #660846
    squeak
    Participant

    …just as kapusta left.

    #660848
    mazca
    Member

    Thr Attorney General was a little crazy himself,

    instead of checking the

    Admoor he was checking kasherus,

    and found out crazy chicken in there,

    time to fast and repent, the chicken just said.

    and everybody just went to synagogue to pray.

    #660849
    A600KiloBear
    Participant

    BS”D

    The Admou”r meCreedmoor, thankful for his release, did the chicken dance while Lipa sang “A Kappoore”.

    #660850
    Joseph
    Participant

    mepal announced that the next Admou’r was born and she will name him Pinchas Azazel Schmoigerman at his Bris in 8 days from now.

    #660851
    Jax
    Member

    and suddenly mepal’s Chosson arrived…..

    #660852
    mazca
    Member

    the chicken went to shul, and davened with such a kevanah that intead of being crazy became very normal and sang and danced after the fast, the chicken knew he was forgiven for all his crazy acts and the release or the Admour was such a feast.

    They celebrated all night long and started to build the succah for the next Yom Tov. Until…….

    #660853
    A600KiloBear
    Participant

    BS”D

    The Admou”r announced his new Mivtza Sukkah in which one must place a 10 day insurance policy on the sukkah and burn it by Shmini Atzeres by nacht, and he said Shmini Atzeres this year is “equivalent to the hyliger Mischief Night before H-lloween”.

    #660854
    mazca
    Member

    the only problem people were broke from all the yom tovin and they didn’t have money to by a 10 day insurance policy, they weren’t sure what to do, so Admour declared a big drive to raise money for the insurance this year.

    #660855
    Jax
    Member

    and mepal’s Chosson arrived…..to save the day….rid the Admou”rS from destroying the CR Band….and from the whole day’s extraviganza…

    #660856
    mepal
    Member

    mazca: can you please write out your posts a bit clearer? They’re a bit hard to understand…

    #660857
    squeak
    Participant

    A kol korei was issued by anonymous Rabbis prohibiting the burning of succos on Shabbos.

    The choices seemed to be to take out an extra day of insurance, or to CH”V not have a succah to eat in on Shemini Atzeres.

    #660858
    mazca
    Member

    the problem was this: the insurance was needed before the burning,

    people did not have money for the insurance since they had spent a lot of money

    so the Admoor declared that people should make big events before succos to raise money to pay for the insurance,,maybe they would make a wedding for mepal and raise money for the entrance fee.. who knows, it was an emergency, they needed the funds rapidly , specially if they wanted to take an extra day of insusrance…

    #660859
    Jax
    Member

    this sure is sounding broken with the updating here!

    #660860
    mepal
    Member

    try raising money by charging an entrance fee to my wed. Aha.

    #660861
    mazca
    Member

    the phone or the succah??

    #660862
    mazca
    Member

    Well mepal is a celebrity, and besides we have to ask for royalties all over the world for the front page magazines of the most important publications.. Yep Best Idea..maybe Admoor will be happy with that.. What do you think?

    #660863
    Jax
    Member

    mazca: phone sounds very broken up!

    #660864
    A600KiloBear
    Participant

    BS”D

    The Admou”r meCreedmoor then announced that he would build a new housing development of sukkahs and offer one year Section 8 leases on them.

    #660865
    Joseph
    Participant

    mepal applied for the first voucher for a family of 3.

    #660866
    A600KiloBear
    Participant

    BS”D

    The Admou”r surreptitiously added a zero to Mepal’s household side and sent it directly to his mole in the welfare department, who in turn sent it to Obama himself.

    #660867
    Joseph
    Participant

    Obama personally came to inaugurate the new public housing with the Admou’r, mepal and son, along with their 17 other phantom family members, as the model family in his Administration’s fight against poverty.

    #660868
    Jax
    Member

    & Sir Editor showed up also!

    #660869
    A600KiloBear
    Participant

    BS”D

    Sir Editor was presented with a Congressional Medal of Dishonor and an IRS lien against the site for allowing so many comments against Obama.

    #660870
    Joseph
    Participant

    So the Sir Editor hired a private detective to do FBI background check’s on all posters.

    #660871
    mazca
    Member

    but the private detective has not able to find who the posters where because the phone line was broken most of the day, and every poster wrote in codes that were not understandable.

    #660872
    A600KiloBear
    Participant

    BS”D

    He found out that EVERY SINGLE POSTER including his mods are but multiple personalities of the Admou”r himself.

    #660873
    squeak
    Participant

    WHAT?!

    Are you saying that the admour is Joseph?!

    #660874
    mazca
    Member

    lol, yes multiple personalities and they posted every single time of the day in a very different code, in the morning one way in the middle of the day another. What was the detective thinking? Jewish minds are hard to break. Until

    #660875
    Joseph
    Participant

    It turned out Joseph was the FBI Mastermind who discovered everything. Sir Editor appointed him as his private eye.

    #660876
    mybat
    Member

    And then they started having a discussion on trying to see if learning science is spiritually dangerous! But every time someone wanted to end the discussion mobs would threaten the mods!!!!

    #660877
    mazca
    Member

    for Obama it was very dangerous, they thought, and thought, and thought, and FBI said “Please do not study that,” it is dangerous to know where he comes from and then he would have to renounce his position. And Admour MJ would have to take over. Nobody wanted that.

    #660878
    mybat
    Member

    So Obama announced that they can’t learn about science anymore! It was just to risky for him! But all the CR posters rebeled and announced that they were going to study it anyway. They were going to find out the truth about Obama!!

    #660879
    mazca
    Member

    So what was the truth……………………….be careful they could close this site now

    #660880
    Jax
    Member

    is Obama really squeak?!

    paging private eye ames!

    #660881
    mazal77
    Participant

    but the truth was, our private eye discovered that the swine flu vaccinations would turn people into chickens that would squeak instead of sqwack

    #660882
    Jax
    Member

    mazal77: welcome back!

    so the swine flu vaccinations never happened! & Swine flu was gone from the world!(Health will love this one!)

    #660883
    mazal77
    Participant
    #660884
    Joseph
    Participant

    So ames used a squeak for kaporos, and the Admou”r gave her a brocho she should be appointed by Obama as the next Ambassador to Monaco, with a Succah as her Embassy.

    #660885
    sunflower
    Member

    but by accident about 20 people received this vaccination while getting the mumps shot and you have no idea how noisy it got!

    #660886
    mazal77
    Participant

    Then all those squeaking chickens laid eggs…

    #660887
    mazca
    Member

    so noisy that they woke up mazca and turn her into a midnight freak. Instead of sleeping she kept watching for spies and science professors all night long, just to make sure they wouldn’t break the phone with a squeak so Obama would not freak and remove ames from her post.

    #660888
    sunflower
    Member

    ahh! this sunny side up is outta this world!

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