Clarification

I don’t like mailboxes, especially the metal ones. They hurt my teeth. But I like stamps. They taste good. Popcorn also tastes good. So does broccoli.

I never really thought too deeply about how I feel about mailboxes to be honest, but now that some of us are being random… since the one outside my house tends to be the preferred spot for bees to build their hives, I do not find them too attractive. inboxes are safer.