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  • #593202

    eclipse
    Member

    I will make a statement.

    The next person is invited to change it… just a teeny bit.

    The next person changes that…just a teeny bit.

    After the 10th post,stop,and compare the first post to the last post.

    CONGRATULATIONS!!YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PLAYED THE RUMOR GAME.

    READY?

    HERE IS THE FIRST REMARK:

    “I heard the Cornbagel family just got a pet!”

    #1164505

    aries2756
    Participant

    I heard the Cornbagel family lost a bet!”

    #1164506

    Y.W. Editor
    Keymaster

    Do they even make corn-flavored bagels?

    #1164508

    eclipse
    Member

    I heard the Cornbagel family lost a bet in Atlantic City.

    #1164509

    real-brisker
    Member

    what that guy turend into a tunabagel

    #1164510

    so right
    Member

    I heard the Cornbagel family were arrested in Atlantic City.

    #1164511

    Thinking out loud
    Participant

    Is the Hasgacha on Corn Bagels reliable?

    #1164512

    aries2756
    Participant

    I heard the Cornbagel family were arrested for gambling.

    #1164513

    Ferd
    Participant

    I heard the Korn family was arrested for selling bagels inside an Atlantic City Casino.

    #1164514

    Thinking out loud
    Participant

    Rabbi Korn is giving a hashgacha to an unkosher bagel shop in New Jersey. His general hanhogos are also under suspicion.

    #1164515

    eclipse
    Member

    i heard Korn’s opened up in Atlantic City!

    #1164516

    so right
    Member

    I heard the Korn family are being held without bail.

    #1164518

    eclipse
    Member

    there are tiny white bugs in the CORN family(corn on the cob,canned corn,corn syrup)

    #1164519

    frumladygit
    Member

    I saw the Goldbergs got a new car.

    #1164520

    Y.W. Editor
    Keymaster

    I saw Rabbi Goldberg driving his new car smoking a cornpipe and using a bagel for a tire.

    #1164521

    eclipse
    Member

    Rabbi Goldberg says bagels are considered to be in the corn family(thus,the surname Cornbagel)and must therefore have been filtered

    like the corn.(the new filters are costly)

    #1164522

    frumladygit
    Member

    ha ha ha ha good one. But isnt that loshen hara?

    #1164523

    Aishes Chayil
    Participant

    I saw Rabbi Goldberg in this new bar smoking (who knows what!)

    They say he wants to retire. Fine! But Rabbi Goldberg in a bar,,?? smoking along with that CROWD????

    #1164524

    eclipse
    Member

    Rabbi Goldberg’s tires went up in smoke.

    #1164525

    minyan gal
    Member

    Rabbi Gold started a fire. What a shandah!

    #1164526

    blinky
    Participant

    A rabbi lost his gold in a fire

    #1164527

    Aishes Chayil
    Participant

    In fact a few days before the fire started , someone came over to Rabbi Gold and said, ‘ I heard you had a fire’

    Rabbi Gold answered, ‘shhh, not yet’;)

    Imagine that! An insurance scammer….

    #1164528

    deiyezooger
    Member

    there was really not going to be a fire, the neighbors decided to make up a rumor on the golds, nebach…

    #1164529

    aries2756
    Participant

    Rabbi Gold is does Insurance on the side to support his family.

    #1164530

    Rabbi Gold collaborated with an arsonist to start a fire-hes been an insurance scammer for years! wait i got it wrong- he is the arsonist!

    #1164531

    Aishes Chayil
    Participant

    Rabbi Gold is an artist.

    He paints beautiful pictures of buidlings on fire!

    #1164532

    deiyezooger
    Member

    Rabbi Gold is not selling insurance on the side it’s his brother in laws neighbors sver Mr. Bold.

    #1164533

    eclipse
    Member

    Rabbi Gold told me…hey,listen up!He told me that the Cornbagels just got a pet!(see post#!)

    #1164534

    Rabbi corngold ate a bagel while the store was on fire!

    #1164536

    deiyezooger
    Member

    Rabbi Bold burned his bagel in the toaster.

    #1164537

    aries2756
    Participant

    Rabbi Bold toasted his bagel while the Corgold’s store was on fire.

    #1164538

    jhcvivgwry
    Participant

    Rabbits like burnt bagels.

    In a couple of weeks this thread will have HUNDREDS of posts…watch…

    #1164539

    eclipse
    Member

    i tried to bring the rumor full-circle.did anyone chap?(post#1).Anyway,it’s high time for a new rumor,no?

    A+ to all of you who contributed to the first “gossip chain”!

    #1164540

    deiyezooger
    Member

    rabbi bolding grabbed his bagel and the toaster came along and he gragged it outside it started fire and the neighbors saw whats going on and they called fire fighters, it was a whole commotion.

    #1164541

    jhcvivgwry
    Participant

    deiyezooger

    SLOW DOWN! Not sooooooooooo long!

    #1164542

    Bracha the great
    Participant

    I heard that Dr. Wiessman got a new tie.

    #1164543

    jhcvivgwry
    Participant

    I heard Dr. Weissman got a new office.

    #1164544

    aries2756
    Participant

    Did you hear Dr. Wiessman tied a new knot?

    #1164545

    deiyezooger
    Member

    I heard that Dr. Weissberg is tied up in a new fight with his partner.

    #1164546

    aries2756
    Participant

    I heard Dr. Weissberg’s flight was canceled due to his partner’s knots during the pat down.

    #1164547

    Dr. Weissberg got patted down for having drugs hidden in the knots

    #1164548

    eclipse
    Member

    Dr.Weissberg makes drug patties and the tsa caught it in the body scanner.

    #1164549

    aries2756
    Participant

    The body scanner blew up when Dr. Weissberg made drug patties at the airport.

    #1164550

    Thinking out loud
    Participant

    Dr. Weissberg’s office scanner blew up causing a massive fire. It may have been an act of terrorism.

    #1164551

    eclipse
    Member

    Dr.Weissberg may have been responsible for 9/11.

    #1164552

    Yanky123
    Member

    We have set up a few funds. We are raising money for Rabbi Cornbagel Pidyon Shvuyin. Dr. Weissman doctor bills, and Rabbi Goldbergs house which went on fire. Please send checks payable to: Pleasehelp3jewishfamiliesgetbackonthierfeet. Or donate online at pleasehelp3jewishfamiliesgetbackontheirfeet.com. Tizku L’Mitzvos!! And thanks to cr for giving us the forum to bring such sensitive issues to the public.

    #1164553

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd:

    URGENT: Please say tehilim for Dr. Weissman who is very sick. Yosef ben chana

    #1164554

    minyan gal
    Member

    Chana Yoseph’s son, Ben, is a wise man. He got a scholarship to Harvard. I think he will become a doctor.

    #1164555

    eclipse
    Member

    Harvey goes to Bais Yosaif/Novardok.He even learns with his feet in a bucket of ice-cold water to stay awake.

    Now he’s going out with Chana Cornbagel.

    #1164556

    aries2756
    Participant

    Breaking News! Harvard just kicked out Josef Ben, (he was a wise guy), for making drug patties in Professor Scanner’s office. The 911 response team was called when he threatened to blow up the lab with knots oops sorry, locks, sorry typo, lox and bagels if his mother Chana was notified.

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