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  • #2042515
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
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    What are the best/weirdest conspiracy theories you know of/can think of? Please post them in a way that makes it look like you actually believe in them, it will make it much more interesting.

    P.S. The moon landing doesn’t count.

    #2042550
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    All the stupidities and insanities coming from the radical left is pushed by george soros who wagers against the dollar. in other words he wants america to go doooooowwwwwnnnnn. and he’s succeeding.

    #2042557
    Reb Eliezer
    Participant

    QANON and Trump won the election. Neither of them do I believe in.

    #2042566
    ujm
    Participant

    P.S. The moon landing doesn’t count.

    Completely agree with the OP, Zaphod Beeblebrox. The claim that the moon landing really happened has been so thoroughly discredited that it is a bore to keep hearing about the conspiracy theory that a man actually went to the moon.

    #2042579
    yaakov doe
    Participant

    Alex Jones the renowned conspiracy theorist claims that children are being held in colonies on Mars

    #2042606
    Lostspark
    Participant

    “End the opiate” a book by R. Antelman who believed the Frankists influenced the bundists, jacobins, and Freemasons to create communism and fascism to wipe all of frum Judaism off the earth in order to hasten the coming of Moshiach.

    It’s a fun read, and I guess he was on the beis din to put Henry Kissinger in cherem.

    #2042616

    American Army developed Covid and then travelled to Wuhan and left it there. One of the official CCP positions.

    #2042621
    KGN
    Participant

    @yaakov doe If there’s children held on Mars, then a moon landing is possible.

    #2042622
    Gadolhadorah
    Participant

    Pizzagate and the other crazy meshugaas about a Dem pedophile ring that Qanon and a fringe group of the Trumpkopfs keep repeating.
    Participant: Pls gets your facts correct before posting. Whatever you think about Soros’ politics, his investment success as a hedge fund manager running the Quantum Fund are fairly indisputable. One of the largest profits in the history of currency trading was a large bet made by Soros against the British pound in the early 1990s where he made well over a billion dollars. He also made very profitable bets against several southeast Asian currencies
    before the Asian financial crisis in the late 1990s and again more recently when he shorted the Japanese yen while betting on Japanese stocks for substantial profits. No evidence took substantial net short positions against the dollar, although I’m sure his funds, along with just about every other hedge fund at various points in time may have hedged their dollar denominated positions.

    #2042639
    Yserbius123
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    That the Jews run all of politics from secret back room meetings and control all the money in the world. Nu? Where’s my chelek?

    #2042670
    commonsaychel
    Participant

    That Koko-osh cake does not exist

    #2042692
    yaakov doe
    Participant

    How about Marjorie Taylor Greene’s comments about the Rothchild’s space lasers causing forest fires? She later claimed that it wasn’t an anti-Semitic comment because she wasn’t aware the Rothchilds were Jewish. No one has found evidence that there even are space lasers aimed at California forests.

    #2042720
    mesivta bachur
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    That I have an alter ego in which I am a teenage girl.

    #2042733
    Yserbius123
    Participant

    @Gadolhatorah I was making the bad life decision of frequenting conspiracy sites when the whole Pizzagate zach was starting to brew. It was completely insane. There was a leak of emails from Clinton’s campaign manager, John Podesta. A bunch of nutsos (most of whom were also openly anti-Semitic) sifted through them and dug up the most random things as “proof” that there’s a child kidnapping ring centered around a DC pizza shop. The proof was things like an email saying “Hey did you leave a handkerchief with a pizza and map design over at my place?” or real smoking gun that said “I had fun playing dominoes at your house, maybe next time we’ll serve pasta instead of a cheese board”. They then did the whole crazy person thing of putting a bunch of pictures on a board and connecting them with read lines. The emails referenced a certain DC restaurant, so they went into its Instagram and found such damning things like a picture of a walk in freezer, a little girl playing with masking tape, and conflicting statements as to (gasp!) whether the store had a basement.

    I’m not even exaggerating, you can look it up yourself (because there’s no way YWN would approve a link to those sites). That’s literally the “proof” needed for a guy to walk in to a pizza shop and hold the staff at gunpoint. I couldn’t even make this stuff up if I tried.

    Then they got bored of harassing random restaurateurs and moved on to Q Anon which is a whole nother ball game…

    #2042758
    Gadolhadorah
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    Yserbius: Thanks for the reminder of how crazy the story was. I know it well from frequenting my favorite book store when I visit D.C. which is right across Connecticut Avenue from Comet Ping Pong. They still get small groups of fringe Trumpkopf crazies showing up occasionally (most recently when they had a protest of the incarceration of the January 6th rioters), although fortunately none of them have caused any harm.

    #2042761
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    I don’t think anyone understood the op

    He wants you to pretend like you believe the conspiracy theory

    I’ll start

    There are aliens and to prove it why are there people without limbs must be it’s an alien disguising itself as a human

    #2042784
    Gadolhadorah
    Participant

    OK. Lets try again.

    One of the real gadolei hador has been kidnapped and a virtual (literally) nobody pretending to be the Gadolhador(ah) has been issuing psak din on a frum social media site being makil on all the chumrahs ever known, starting with giving an OK to smart phones and the internet.

    #2042891
    Participant
    Participant

    GH: “Participant: Pls gets your facts correct before posting.”
    CA: “I don’t think anyone understood the op

    He wants you to pretend like you believe the conspiracy theory”

    so it’s a machlokes GH and CA whether or not I believe the conspiracy theory I posted.

    Truth is, I do. If the facts don’t support it, then it’s not true. I never investigated the claim, I never claimed it to be true, and I don’t really care if it’s true or not. Whatever u posted about him making legal money doesn’t really shed any light on it. I’m sure there are countless deals and investments he has which ur not aware of.
    Anyway I don’t care
    Gut voch

    #2042930
    akuperma
    Participant

    Trump, Pelosi, Biden, Putin, Xi and Netanyahu are all part of a secret conspiracy of boomers (okay, Pelosi and Biden are slightly pre-boomer) to trash the planet before turning it over to the next generation. A counter conspiracy came up with Covid19 to get rid of the boomers (that explains why Trump was so anxious for a vaccine, probably the most successful accomplishment of his presidency – but it does explain why the elderly leaders of the world were in a panic over Covid19, which for those younger that boomer age was just a bad case of flu), but it came too late.

    #2043025

    All of the posts on this thread are coming from the same IP address, an address which Joseph has used.

    Just saying.

    #2043131
    Reb Eliezer
    Participant

    Mod, what you are saying does not make any sense. Maybe there is a router where everything received goes to one address.

    #2043140

    Why doesn’t it make sense?

    #2043145
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    @Reb Eliezer, it’s a conspiracy theory. Don’t worry, you won’t get the treatment now.

    #2043144
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    Reb eliezer,

    It makes perfect sense as a conspiracy theory

    #2043141
    Health
    Participant

    Mod – Could you write the SN’s used by Joe that you are aware of?
    It would help a lot of real posters that only Use One SN.

    #2043170

    You can assume any screen name is Joseph unless we tell you otherwise. So far we have nothing to report.

    #2043169
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    100,

    I still don’t think posters are catching on as to how this is supposed to happen

    #2043172
    ujm
    Participant

    I can’t speak of any other SNs, but all I know is that this one was never used by Joe.

    #2043175
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Old obsession, Health, eh?

    List of all confirmed joseph ids : -)

    #2043187
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    The reason Fauci wants us to wear masks so is we can’t speak up in protest of the vaccine, in which there are tracking devices which make sure we don’t travel to Roswell.

    #2043402
    Yserbius123
    Participant

    Conspiracy theory I believe?

    Jeffery Epstein was either murdered, or pressured into committing suicide and it was covered up by several high ranking government officials.

    #2043597

    This is useful. Have a list of ten and then you can measure level of paranoia on a scale from 1 to 10:
    if you get 9, call 911. if you can get 7, talk to your doctor, 4 – worry, 2 – you are not watching enough TV, 0 – you are a tam/simpleton, check if your wallet is still there. [I am 3].

    #2044351
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Participant

    The world is flat, or at the very least it used to be flat but some powerful sonic wave in space caused it to curl up into a ball, and every year it uncurls a little more, which is causing global warming.

    Brought to you courtesy of Kyrie Irving and Al Gore

    #2044626
    tunaisafish
    Participant

    A recently married man from a complete anti vax family who married a pro vaxer comes to his parents house with a magnet hidden in his shirt where he got his vaccination. When he tells his family he got vaxed, they start telling him about micro chips and other buba meisis so he’s like ok we’ll take a magnet and see if it is magnetized to any garbage chip. They try it and Hes pretending to be shocked when it sticks and meanwhile their jumping up and down in excitement until he pulls the magnet from the sleeve in his shirt as he watches their faces.

    <b>-Edited</b>

    #2044708
    Johnny Picklesauce
    Participant

    Attention all: Do NOT get tested for corona! When they test you all they’re doing is stuffing micro-chips up your nose into you brain, convincing your brain to get you vaccinated! And when they actually vaccinate you they’re giving you stuff that can make you grow extra arms or legs or noses! Be carefull! Where there’s smoke there’s fire! L’mashal: There was a king who’s son the prince, wasn’t behaving. The king consulted with his advisors, and concluded that they must expell the prince from the royal palace. They did so, and lived happily ever after(because they ate a lot of Flaum’s Sour Pickles(#De Best)!

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