CR Anonymous

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  • #589321

    This is dedicated to all those serious CR-ers who need a little extra help to overcome their addiction. While the CR is a fun place to go, there might be more important things in life…

    #637742

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    havesomeseichel: when’s the next meeting!!! do i get a discount, for bringing my friend qwertyuiop with me to the meeting?????

    #637743

    Joseph
    Participant

    asdf –

    You’ll get a volume discount just for your own attendance.

    #637744

    Ok, welcome to the first meeting of the CR-Anonymous… we are here to help each and everyone of you overcome your addiction to the CR.

    Why doesnt everyone introduce themselves?

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    asdfghjkl- You can pay half the cost, but qwertyuiop must pay the full amount unless he brings another member. Half-price if you bring a friend! So now, what is half of zero?

    #637745

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    havesomeseichel: wow gee thanx!!! the only thing is i really don’t wanna be at this meeting, so much is goin on in da cr!!!!

    Joseph: yay!!!!

    #637746

    RoshYeshivah
    Member

    Here are the 12 steps

    1. coffee
    2. sugar
    3. blue milk
    4. red milk
    5. hot-water
    6. spoon
    7. hot-cup
    8. tea-plate
    9. coffee-creamer
    10. splenda
    11. sugar-cubes
    12. decaf

    #637747

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    RoshYeshivah: ahhhhh the Rosh Yeshiva says somethin chachmadik!!!

    #637748

    kapusta
    Participant

    OK, my name is kapusta and I like to be known as (qwerty this is for you)her hienez, the queen. I have an addiction to the CR, which is a mix of the crazies, the even more crazies, and the even more crazies. I put in a vote that all members who comment nightly get a discounted membership fee.

    #637749

    RoshYeshivah
    Member

    asdf: that’s right.Every –anonymess group has the famous twelve steps!

    #637750

    RoshYeshivah
    Member

    asdf: that’s right.Every –anonymous group has the famous twelve steps!

    #637751

    teen
    Member

    haha this is really funny having a cr anonymous on the cr itself it is like drinking vodka at alcoholics anonymous hahaha 😛

    #637752

    noitallmr
    Participant

    RoshYeshivah- decaf??? Your a deprived soul!

    #637753

    RoshYeshivah
    Member

    noitall- it’s funny cuz at the last step i really got stuck so i pushed in decaf:-(

    #637754

    Your next goal is to have the entire shabbos, INCLUDING SHALOSH SEUDOS, without wanting to come back to the CR… so to fulfill this terribly hard goal, you need to wait one half hour (i know thats a lot) to turn on your computer and log on to the cr. And if you keep R’ Tam, you need to wait one half hour after that time is over…. srry guys and gals and her heinez…

    Reward: 10% the daily fee for two days if you manage to do this!

    #637755

    teen,

    I loved your line that this thread is like bringing vodka to an AA meeting. LOL.

    #637756

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    havesomeseichel: wow gosh that seems real tough!!!! i donno if i could manage!!! then again i can’t beleive i’m even at this meeting!!!

    teen: ha yeah this is like giving vodka at alcoholics anonymous!!!!

    #637757

    qwertyuiop
    Member

    i really don’t wanna be at this meeting, but i’m here anyway, and thanx asdfghjkl.

    #637758

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    qwertyuiop: same here i don’t wanna be here at this meeting!!! your welcome buddy!!!

    #637759

    Joseph
    Participant

    I have great faith in all of you, that you will break your cr addiction, and become productive members of (offline) society once again!

    At that happy point in your lives, you will never look back at the cr again!

    #637760

    Asdfghjkl and qwertyuiop are sooo the same person, not a doubt in my mind!!

    #637761

    anonymisss
    Participant

    I’m liking this addiction. Why would I want to be on this thread? I think I’ll be going now…

    ~a~

    #637762

    So, this is a survey on how many people passed the first test…

    I will start:

    I managed to wait about 3 hours after shabbos ended until I got on CR…ok, ok, I was away and got stuck in traffic….

    So, how much money am I out of now??? who was able to do this? (and get 10% off for two days…. yikes… i shouldnt of offered that much!!)

    #637764

    mazal77
    Participant

    I was waiting for my hubby to finish with the computer, otherwise, I would have started posting sooner.

    #637765

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    i’m checking out of CR Anonymous against medical advice!!!!!!!!

    #637766

    Joseph
    Participant

    asdf, I have obtained a court order requiring your forcible participation.

    #637767

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    Joseph: no court order could bring me back to this!!! the withdrawral was unbearable over shobbos!!! hee hee

    #637768

    Curious
    Member

    asdf – as a minor, you have no legal right to sign out AMA 🙂

    #637769

    Joseph
    Participant

    asdf, I have the Sherif and the Marshal here ready to bring you back.

    #637770

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    Curious: i’m no minor!!! i’m levin AMA!!!

    Joseph: try finding me!!!!

    #637771

    Joseph
    Participant

    asdf, you’ve just been added to the fbi’s most wanted. expect your pic in every post office!!!

    #637772

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    Joseph: i’ve actually been on fbi’s most wanted list in the past, i tried selling a kidney once on the black market!!!!

    #637773

    moish01
    Member

    with a hat, or without a hat??

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    #637774

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    moish01: with a hat, but i like the guy in the first photo better!!!! could ya add a hat to the first photo???

    #637776

    Joseph
    Participant

    asdf, you’ve sure aged since you went on the lam.

    #637777

    moish01
    Member

    nope! you take what you can get. we don’t negotiate with terrorists – tough luck.

    #637779

    yossiea
    Member

    What is interesting is that many of the people here are the first to scream Daas Torah. I don’t think your Daas Torah allows internet usage for the sake of the CR. This is not business. I guess it boils down to Daas Torah for thee, but not for me.

    #637780

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    moish: the first guy looks like former president carter!!!

    joseph: i’m aging gracfuly!!!

    #637781

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    moish01: ha ok, i’ll be guy #1!!! #2 looks creepy!!!

    #637784

    Asdfghjkl ur right!! #2 looks like jimmy carter!! #1 looks like bush!

    #637785

    he who needs it the most refuses treatment? Has it gotten that bad that you do not see the extent of your illness?

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    by the way- should i be insulted??

    #637786

    So,nu? who managed to do it?

    mazal- congrats!! I know you wanted to come on earlier but still- you didnt force your husband off the computer for the CR! Every little step helps!

    #637787

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    havesomeseichel: please don’t be insulted!!! it’s got nothing to do with you, that i’m refusing treatment!!!! i like this addiction too much, to give it up!!!

    #637788

    asdf- refuah shelaima! 😉

    #637789

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    havesomeseichel: ha gee thanx!!!!

    #637790

    Joseph
    Participant

    asdf – please see Dr. Pepper.

    #637791

    😉

    so anyone manage to fulfill the goal? ok, here is your punishment… the punishment is easier then the challenge before… Go out of the room for 5 minutes and not look at your watch more then 5 times to see what the time is…..

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    lol- i am not sure if I would be able to do something like that… 😉

    #637792

    moish01
    Member

    i think the moderators are doing a great job in their attempt to help cure any CR addictions. if you know there aren’t gonna be any updates for a few hours you might get something else done. like sleep…

    #637793

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    Joseph: i never go to the riddle thread tho!!!

    moish: so u slept????

    #637794

    how do you know whether of not updates will occur? not to get off topic…

    #637795

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    havesomeseichel: ya never know, gatta keep checking back & pressing the refresh button!!!

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