October 22, 2013 11:19 pm at 11:19 pm #1046951iknoMember
i learnt so much from my mistakes, i’m thinking of making a few more!October 23, 2013 4:01 am at 4:01 am #1046952ChchamMember
-“I never said half the things I said”
-“Whoever said he was too small to make a difference never spent a night with a mosquito”
-“Yo no tengo problema con cafeina. Yo tengo problema sin cafeina”
-“I would rather stay silent and have people think I’m an idiot than open my mouth and prove them right”October 23, 2013 1:52 pm at 1:52 pm #1046953streekgeekParticipant
“Anyone who judges others is horrible and evil.”
“I cannot tolerate intolerance.”
“Don’t ask me what I think of ignorance and apathy; I don’t know and I don’t care.”
“I’m modest and proud of it.”October 25, 2013 1:43 pm at 1:43 pm #1046954streekgeekParticipant
“Anything with raisins in it would be 10 times better with chocolate chips instead. For example: A box of raisins.”February 25, 2014 6:45 am at 6:45 am #1046955
Without a dog, a man can never have a true friend. Within a dog, who cares?August 21, 2014 6:27 pm at 6:27 pm #1046956
y aren’t iPhone chargers called apple juice
if your ever feeling down, remember your half mermaid
self esteem lower than the economy
when i said “could my day get any harder,” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
growing up doesnt mean you stop eating lolly pops and junk food, it means you have to buy it yourself
if i die young, it better b from eating raw cookie dough
i had self esteem for like 3 minuts once
what if everything was just a nightmare and u wake up to a perfect life
did you ever realize your handwriting is like your own personal font
in all my years, i have never finished a pencil
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a fam or get a job, at least we know how to find the area of a triangle
imagine a book with all the lies you told
“why” “because i said so” great, mom you should become a lawyer
dont want a sarcastic answer? dont ask a stupid quwstion!
walking out of a store without buying anything, trying not to look like a criminal
calories are tiny creatures that live in your closet that make your clothes a drop tighter evey night
i dont exactly hate you, but if you were on fire, and i had water, id probably drink it
its kinda scarry how so much of your life depends on how well you do as a teenager
money doesnt buy happiness? well it buys food and ive never seen anyone sad around food
isnt it weird how we have one hand that knows how to do eveything and the other hand just sits their like “i dont know how to hold a pencil”
my mom always told me that if you dont have anything nice to say, just keep quiet. ppl wonder why im so quiet.
video games dont make kids violent, tag does
why do parents get mad abt little things, like i left a plate in the sink,not a bodyAugust 21, 2014 7:27 pm at 7:27 pm #1046957
7 days without chocolate makes one weak
money cant buy happiness, but at least you can b miserable in comfortSeptember 14, 2014 6:10 pm at 6:10 pm #1046958
My room was clean… Then I had to decide what to wearSeptember 16, 2014 2:30 am at 2:30 am #1046959
can people please add on!September 16, 2014 2:47 am at 2:47 am #1046960
People who say money can’t buy happiness never tasted chocolate.September 16, 2014 3:14 am at 3:14 am #1046961ivoryMember
Money doesn’t buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Lamborghini than on a bikeSeptember 17, 2014 2:07 am at 2:07 am #1046962
Every class is art class, if u don’t care enough
The only thing I learned in math is that I hate it
If your not exhausted 24/7, ur not in high school
I hate it when a sentence doesn’t end up the way I octapus
How am I supposed to: go to school, do homework, study, stay in shape, b social, help out at home, AND get 8+ hrs o sleep at night?????
Sorry their so high school oriented, if there’s any other high schoolers here, let me know, and I have tonz I school quotes!September 18, 2014 12:09 am at 12:09 am #1046963
Come on everyone keep posting!!September 18, 2014 3:23 am at 3:23 am #1046964
People will judge you, no matter what you do…. So you may as well just do what you wantSeptember 18, 2014 3:27 am at 3:27 am #1046965
“Money won’t make you happy” yeah, financial stability is just horibleSeptember 18, 2014 3:30 am at 3:30 am #1046966
My hobbies: browsing online shops and crying cuz I can’t afford any thingSeptember 23, 2014 12:21 am at 12:21 am #1046967
its not a sunday until you completely waste it, then feeel bad about it at around 8pmSeptember 28, 2014 2:53 pm at 2:53 pm #1046968cozimjewishMember
WBC- SOOOOO TRUE!!! Here are a few more:
-G-d must love idiots…..He made so many of them
-I do NOT have an attitude problem! Sure, I have an attitude. I just don’t find it to be a problem.
-Our friends fall, we laugh. Our phones fall, we cry.
-Good friends are the people who know you, and are still not embarrassed to be seen with you in public.
-Old people used to push me at weddings and say, “You’re next!” That’s when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
-A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. A woman must do what he can’t.
-Be yourself. Nobody else wants to.
-When life hands you melons, you may be dyslexic
-When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, coz hey! Free lemons!
-Remember, they’re the 10 Commandments….not the 10 Suggestions
-“Oh, you look just like your grandmother!” Is that supposed to make me feel good?
-Why is it doctors call what they do a practice?
-I used to think air was free. That is, until I bought a packet of chips.September 28, 2014 7:54 pm at 7:54 pm #1046969SayIDidIt™ParticipantSeptember 29, 2014 5:09 am at 5:09 am #1046970cozimjewishMember
If you think the world will end today, don’t worry, because in Australia it is already tomorrowDecember 7, 2014 11:57 pm at 11:57 pm #1046971
parents spend the first 2 years of our life teaching us to stand talk, and then the next 16 years telling us to sit down on be quiet.December 8, 2014 12:29 am at 12:29 am #1046972
@wannabechasidish Lol good one. The one I use is serious though I’d rather be considered a
Fool by everyone forever then to be viewed as a
Rusheh by Hashem for
MinuteDecember 8, 2014 2:23 am at 2:23 am #1046973Letakein GirlParticipant
I used to be arrogant.
Now, I’m perfect. 🙂December 8, 2014 3:45 am at 3:45 am #1046974
That’s not what ur subtitle saysDecember 8, 2014 4:00 am at 4:00 am #1046975Letakein GirlParticipant
Very funnyDecember 8, 2014 4:14 am at 4:14 am #1046976
It is isn’t itDecember 8, 2014 6:53 pm at 6:53 pm #1046977STYLE123Member
– Always believe in god because there r some questions even Google cant answer
-i wonder whats better Goggle? Yahoo or Bing? wait …ill Google it
-Life is like Google u just need to know what your searching for
-when i call my parents and they don’t pick up its no big deal but when they call me and i don’t answer its like WW 3
– Unless your name is Google stop acting like u know everything
-I don’t like morning people…
-A bestfriend should luv u like a mom protect u like a dad talk 2 u like a sis. and fight with u like a bro.
-i never understood ppl. who repeat kindergarten. u were napping upside down or what?
-Would u like a table?…..”No i came 2 the restaurant 2 eat on the ground a carpet for 5 please”
-u don’t get smarter as you get older. There is just less stupid stuff that you haven’t done alreadyDecember 8, 2014 6:57 pm at 6:57 pm #1046978STYLE123Member
-I would like to apologize to any 1 whom ihave NOT offended yet please be patient ill get to you shortly.
-Wat i do when i c s/o extremly gorgeous…?
i stare i smile and when i get tired… i put the mirror down
-My family tree is full of nutsDecember 8, 2014 8:03 pm at 8:03 pm #1046979Patur Aval AssurParticipant
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Time wounds all heels.December 9, 2014 3:51 pm at 3:51 pm #1046981
A smile means the same thing in every languageDecember 9, 2014 6:06 pm at 6:06 pm #1046982
A smile has a very unspecific meaning.December 9, 2014 8:30 pm at 8:30 pm #1046983
A smile is a symbol of happiness in in every culture (I made up the line by myself btw)December 9, 2014 8:57 pm at 8:57 pm #1046984
A smile can also mean disrespect, or secret plan.December 9, 2014 10:08 pm at 10:08 pm #1046985
Are u not happy about the secret plan ?December 9, 2014 10:27 pm at 10:27 pm #1046986
I can tryDecember 9, 2014 10:35 pm at 10:35 pm #1046987secretagentyidMember
In russia it’s considered impolite to smile at people you don’t know.
But, in other cultures it is considered good. Either way, kj chusid, i hope you live up to that, an greet everyone with panim yafos ?????? ???? ?????December 9, 2014 10:50 pm at 10:50 pm #1046988
I don’t know what the secret plan is. It’s a secret.December 10, 2014 5:41 am at 5:41 am #1046989ronrsrMember
if you don’t laugh at some of these jokes, the terrorists have won.
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