Dating someone who likes the color yellow

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    👑RebYidd23
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    What is your opinion of a girl dating someone who likes yellow?

    #1074586
    hodulashem
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    I once dated a guy who likes yellow… it was a little awkward at first… but i got used it. It didn’t work out in the end for other reasons. But after that experience, I wouldn’t hesitate the next time a guy who likes yellow is suggested. it’s really not the biggest deal

    #1074587
    catch yourself
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    I think it really depends on the shade of yellow that he likes.

    #1074588
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    How shallow can people be? I mean really, making a decision on who to marry based on whether they like the color yellow or not? What have we come to?

    No wonder there’s a shidduch crises! If it were purple, which is ugly, I’d understand. But yellow???!!!

    #1074589
    👑RebYidd23
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    Purple is not ugly!

    #1074590
    bringmoshiach
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    I think it’s only a problem if she likes yellow laffy taffys.

    #1074592
    147
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    Excuse me Daas Yochid:-As RebYidd23 says:- Purple is not ugly:- Quite to the contrary:- It is color of Royalty. Just harp back to the Mishkon & to the party in chapter 1 of Esther:- Full of Argomon=Purple, so what a great & royal color is purple!!

    #1074593
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    RebYidd23 and 147, I will not be dating either of you.

    #1074594
    apushatayid
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    did you ever see the man with the yellow hat with anything other than a monkey at his side?

    #1074595
    hodulashem
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    apushatayid, the story is about the monkey. we do not see all aspects of the man with the yellow hat’s life, like who he dates and whatever… if one would stop focusing on the fact that he likes yellow, it is obvious that he is constantly doing chessed. he has many wonderful internal qualities that seem to be overlooked. We need to look beyond the physical here

    #1074596
    golfer
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    He also has a nice big car, hodula.

    Don’t forget to mention that.

    #1074597
    👑RebYidd23
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    The man with the yellow hat doesn’t only like yellow. He never wears any other color. Even for a guy who likes yellow, I think he’s taking it a bit too far.

    (By the way, why is he called the man with the yellow hat? His clothes are yellow too.)

    #1074598
    catch yourself
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    Lots of people have yellow clothing, but most wear black hats

    #1074599
    👑RebYidd23
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    But he is the man wearing yellow except for his boots, belt and the band on his hat.

    #1074600
    ywz
    Member

    His hat is bigger than his clothes… possibly bigger than his car. When you see him… the hat sticks out the most.

    #1074601
    writersoul
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    The solution is obviously to have special shadchanim dealing with the yellow-liking population to match like and like so that the rest of us don’t have to deal w—

    ahem

    -so that it is easier for them to find their true bashert.

    #1074602
    apushatayid
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    Yes, but a man who lives with a monkey. No matter how big his hat…..

    #1074603
    👑RebYidd23
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    The zoo is willing to take him. The monkey, not the man. Though they may be willing to take both.

    #1074604
    catch yourself
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    Ultimately, I think we can all agree that Yellowphelia and the effect it should have on one’s Shidduch prospects is a gray area.

    Please note that no studies have yet proven that this condition is not caused by vaccines.

    #1074605
    👑RebYidd23
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    Is there a vaccine to prevent it?

    #1074606
    Main Manager
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    Yes! There is a vaccine named a potch.

    #1074607
    catch yourself
    Participant

    That particular vaccine has been shown to have an alarmingly high chance of a side effect called Autonomism (colloquially referred to as rebelliousness), which is very dangerous.

    #1074608
    yaakov doe
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    I assume the girl likes green, lots of it, like many girls. If he’s got lots of green his liking yellow would be overlooked,

    #1074609
    👑RebYidd23
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    How would a potch prevent Yellowphelia?

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