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    What Length??

    The first time I heard it, my ears hurt

    Perhaps I was misunderstanding?

    Were they mispronouncing a letter?

    It soon became clearer and clearer

    That teens everywhere really meant it!

    Elegant, classy, and tasteful skirt-lengths

    Are simply old and fermented.

    Protecting with honor and strength

    Has sadly become most abhorrent;

    But the horrible way that it sounds!

    Is once-standard class that repulsive?

    Would anyone buy a new lipstick

    Would anyone try on a jacket

    So why would a girl try that skirt nowadays

    And bury this label forever

    The length that so closely protects you

    And keeps us all safe and secure

    Must lose its unseemly derision

    I challenge each one of you out there

    Even you – with the cynical smirk

    To think up a flattering title

    The girl or the woman who sends in

    The length-name which earns the most votes

    Wins $250 in cash

    Sponsored by me (and some folks)!

    (contest ended June 15)


    I guess not?

    Oh Shreck!

    Is that a question! Or an answer?


    Both.(an answer using the teenage lilt)


    In honor of tznius


    From Wiktionary:

    duty (noun)

    1. That which one is morally or legally obligated to do.

    Seems to fit…

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