Does anyone have information about a good exorcist

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  • #613599

    HaLeiVi
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    What are the hours, phone number, and how much does he or she charge?

    #1031457

    DaMoshe
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    I used to know two good ones. One was killed, and the other one was so upset about it that he jumped out a window.

    #1031458

    Randomex
    Member

    Well, that just had to happen, didn’t it. 🙂

    Disclaimer: I have not seen that film, and even if you did, you

    probably should not acknowledge the fact.

    #1031459

    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Being killed is the beginning of the story, not the end.

    #1031460

    writersoul
    Member

    There’s that teleconference guy…

    Though mishaps can happen. There was an article in a major Jewish magazine about how the Skype for the exorcism and a long-distance shidduch date got mixed up. Pretty horrifying results.

    So maybe I would stick to an in-persona consultation so that only the mekubal needs to see your head turn all the way round.

    (Randomex: Happens to be I haven’t seen the movie, it’s just pretty well known. I have seen Psycho, though, which is awesome.)

    #1031461

    zahavasdad
    Participant

    I heard that the Chofetz Chaim once did an exorcist, dont know exact details though or any other information

    #1031462

    Sam2
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    Randomex: The film is quite famous, though I have never seen any of it. I don’t even know the plot, which is surprising. Supposedly it’s a classic and credited with creating the post-Hitchcock horror genre. However, the concept of exorcisms existed long before the movie.

    #1031463

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    However, the concept of exorcisms existed long before the movie.

    But not long after.

    #1031464

    No, no Haleivi, that was an obstetrician you needed, not an exorcist. (you’re not sleeping??)

    #1031465

    oomis
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    If we believe in the concept of a dybbuk, then we believe in exorcism, too.

    #1031467

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    You don’t need an exorcist, you can just buy a treadmill.

    Does this mean HaLeiVi gets a mazel tov?

    #1031468

    Bookworm120
    Participant

    @DaasYochid – I guess that’s how ghosts get their exorcise. 😛

    #1031469

    Mayan_Dvash
    Participant

    There are plenty. Just go to any gym 🙂

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    #1031471

    Nech
    Member

    did your techias hamaysim dance go bad ????

    #1031472

    Randomex
    Member

    Sam2: I was referring to DaMoshe’s direct reference, not assuming

    that HaLeivi’s mention of exorcists could only have been inspired by the film.

    #1031473

    twisted
    Participant

    I am expert at getting clogs out of pipes, to see if I can help you ask the mod to contact me off site.

    #1031474

    writersoul
    Member

    Randomex: I made a direct reference as well without having seen the fil (and also got DaMoshe’s). It’s sort of bled into the pop culture.

    #1031475

    Sam2
    Participant

    Randomex: I didn’t know that was a reference to the movie. I actually thought it was a reference to the Chozeh MiLublin’s death.

    #1031476

    Randomex
    Member

    Sam2: I thought the legend of the Chozeh’s death was that he was somehow thrown from a window while attempting to hasten the coming of Moshiach, not that he was upset about another tzaddik being killed and jumped.

    #1031478

    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    He wasn’t Niftar then.

    #1031479

    Randomex
    Member

    Yes, I know. The fall was on Simchas Torah, and he was niftar the following Tish’ah b’Av. (Right?)

    Actually, is that story historic?

    #1031480

    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    If you tend to believe Tzadikim and don’t suspect Baalei Ruach Hakodesh of lying, then I guess so.

    #1031481

    Sam2
    Participant

    Randomex: He supposedly fell out a window. The Chassidim say it was fighting Shaeidim. The Misnagdim/Maskilim said it was because he was depressed. Either way, though, it’s a good parallel to the post.

    #1031482

    DaMoshe
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    I think everyone needs to get involved in this thread! The power of the CR compels you!

    #1031483

    ☕️coffee addict
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    creepy,

    I was drawn to this thread after DaMoshe’s last post

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