Does popa_bar_abba Have Ruach Hakodesh?

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  • #613586

    YW Moderator-42
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    Is pba a mekubal?

    The gemara says that the only people with nevua today are retards. And popa_bar_abba is semi-retarded so he must be a half-navi – better than being a mudblood.

    Does anyone know any first-hand stories of mofsim that pba did?

    Can he help the Yankees make the playoffs?

    On that note, is Derek Jeter a mekubal? How about Ichiro? Does anybody have a number for them and what’s the best time to call?

    #1120222

    ED IT OR
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    Moderator Mood Swings?

    #1120223

    popa_bar_abba
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    Pba IS a mofeis.

    As it says, “v’nasati mofsim b’shomayim u’vaaretz dumb v’ish v’simros oshon”

    Who is dumb, and also a man, and emits clouds of smoke? Hevei omer pba.

    #1120224

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    Popa_bar_abba’s mofsim: (these are just the ones we know about):

    He convinced most of the CR that women aren’t Jewish

    He got pizza for free from an expensive midtown pizzeria

    He finished over ten blatt in one sitting

    and the two biggest: he got married and got a job

    #1120225

    golfer
    Participant

    Yes, but does anybody have a number for him and what would be the best time to call?

    #1120226

    good.jew
    Member

    There are some who claim that he also walked on water

    #1120227

    ED IT OR
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    Some say he is a MekubAL, Some say He is i Woman, all we know its the PBA

    #1120228

    frumnotyeshivish
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    Wait. If he’s a woman, he isn’t jewish. How could she them be a nevia? A female Bilaam is not on the list of nevios…

    #1120229

    👑RebYidd23
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    Is the sky blue? Does popa_bar_abba Have Ruach Hakodesh? Do fish swim? Do dogs bark?

    #1120230

    Sam2
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    DY beat me to it, but PBA getting married is the biggest Mofes of all. Then again, I think I was M’sader the Kiddushin so does that make me a Ba’al Mofes?

    #1120231

    oyyoyyoy
    Participant

    just Ruach Lehafuach

    #1120232

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Sorry

    #1120233

    my own kind of jew
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    “The gemara says that the only people with nevua today are retards.”

    -First of all, even if that were true, that does not mean all people who are retards have nevua

    -Secondly, keep in mind that when the gemara says “today,” the “today” it’s talking about is one, what, 2000+ years ago? SO maybe then that was the case, but not now, necessarily.

    #1120234

    👑RebYidd23
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    Stop dissecting everything.

    #1120235

    YW Moderator-42
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    random bump

    #1120236

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    Did he know you were going to bump this?

    #1120237

    ☕️coffee addict
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    Pba,

    I need the numbers for this Wednesday’s powerball jackpot, I’ll pay handsomely if you’re right

    #1120239

    MsPrincess
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    no why would some random person have ruach hakodesh only special tzadikim do.

    #1120240

    👑RebYidd23
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    You do realize you’re insulting Popa by calling him a random person who is not a special tzadik? But he knew you would post that.

    #1120241

    MsPrincess
    Member

    red yidd – he got what he asked for.

    #1120242

    👑RebYidd23
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    What do you mean? Did the tzadik ask to be insulted?

    #1120243

    MsPrincess
    Member

    how do you know his a tzadik? he isnt because otherwise he wouldnt be on here.

    #1120244

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Now you’re insulting me too.

    #1120245

    Little Froggie
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    and me

    #1120246

    MsPrincess
    Member

    so im insulting myself too?

    #1120247

    👑RebYidd23
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    It’s your business who insults you, so you can insult yourself.

    #1120248

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    I’d demand an apology, but I’ll ask for one instead.

    #1120249

    MsPrincess
    Member

    how about insulting me on all the other posts? always telling me im full of my self… etc….? im sorry if i insulted you but maybe others and you should stop insulting me as well.

    #1120250

    👑RebYidd23
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    I may have argued against you, but I didn’t insult you. Arguing is a form of respect.

    #1120251

    technical21
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    MsPrincess

    Maybe you should stop implying that you are smarter and better than everyone else.

    #1120252

    MsPrincess
    Member

    technical – im not trying to imply that im smarter and better than everyone else can you prove to me where i said or implied that?

    reb yid – well others have insulted me.

    #1120253

    technical21
    Participant

    MsPrincess- “mammele – older does not mean wiser. it just means more life experience. when it comes to academics ive done better than people who have children my own age in my class.”

    No implication?

    #1120254

    technical21
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    How about ” ive always been very good at hebrew subjects i would have no issue studying hebrew subjects at the same level if not higher back in school i was in all honor hebrew subject classes for me hebrew is VERY easy and learning chumash and navi is not a problem. i love them and their MUCH easier than any class i am taking right now.”

    #1120255

    MsPrincess
    Member

    just stating a fact.

    #1120256

    technical21
    Participant

    That is so passive-aggressive…

    #1120257

    technical21
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    Not every “fact” (which is, in fact, an opinion) needs to be shoved in other people’s faces.

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