September 4, 2014 7:30 am at 7:30 am #613586YW Moderator-42Moderator
Is pba a mekubal?
The gemara says that the only people with nevua today are retards. And popa_bar_abba is semi-retarded so he must be a half-navi – better than being a mudblood.
Does anyone know any first-hand stories of mofsim that pba did?
Can he help the Yankees make the playoffs?
On that note, is Derek Jeter a mekubal? How about Ichiro? Does anybody have a number for them and what’s the best time to call?September 4, 2014 12:36 pm at 12:36 pm #1120222ED IT ORParticipant
Moderator Mood Swings?September 4, 2014 12:53 pm at 12:53 pm #1120223popa_bar_abbaParticipant
Pba IS a mofeis.
As it says, “v’nasati mofsim b’shomayim u’vaaretz dumb v’ish v’simros oshon”
Who is dumb, and also a man, and emits clouds of smoke? Hevei omer pba.September 4, 2014 1:02 pm at 1:02 pm #1120224
Popa_bar_abba’s mofsim: (these are just the ones we know about):
He convinced most of the CR that women aren’t Jewish
He got pizza for free from an expensive midtown pizzeria
He finished over ten blatt in one sitting
and the two biggest: he got married and got a jobSeptember 4, 2014 1:19 pm at 1:19 pm #1120225golferParticipant
Yes, but does anybody have a number for him and what would be the best time to call?September 4, 2014 2:32 pm at 2:32 pm #1120226good.jewMember
There are some who claim that he also walked on waterSeptember 4, 2014 3:30 pm at 3:30 pm #1120227ED IT ORParticipant
Some say he is a MekubAL, Some say He is i Woman, all we know its the PBASeptember 4, 2014 4:47 pm at 4:47 pm #1120228frumnotyeshivishParticipant
Wait. If he’s a woman, he isn’t jewish. How could she them be a nevia? A female Bilaam is not on the list of nevios…September 4, 2014 5:18 pm at 5:18 pm #1120229
Is the sky blue? Does popa_bar_abba Have Ruach Hakodesh? Do fish swim? Do dogs bark?September 4, 2014 5:25 pm at 5:25 pm #1120230Sam2Participant
DY beat me to it, but PBA getting married is the biggest Mofes of all. Then again, I think I was M’sader the Kiddushin so does that make me a Ba’al Mofes?September 4, 2014 6:33 pm at 6:33 pm #1120231oyyoyyoyParticipant
just Ruach LehafuachSeptember 4, 2014 7:02 pm at 7:02 pm #1120232
SorrySeptember 4, 2014 10:31 pm at 10:31 pm #1120233my own kind of jewParticipant
“The gemara says that the only people with nevua today are retards.”
-First of all, even if that were true, that does not mean all people who are retards have nevua
-Secondly, keep in mind that when the gemara says “today,” the “today” it’s talking about is one, what, 2000+ years ago? SO maybe then that was the case, but not now, necessarily.September 4, 2014 11:58 pm at 11:58 pm #1120234
Stop dissecting everything.December 27, 2015 10:25 pm at 10:25 pm #1120235YW Moderator-42Moderator
random bumpDecember 27, 2015 10:29 pm at 10:29 pm #1120236
Did he know you were going to bump this?December 27, 2015 10:56 pm at 10:56 pm #1120237☕️coffee addictParticipant
I need the numbers for this Wednesday’s powerball jackpot, I’ll pay handsomely if you’re rightJanuary 4, 2016 6:54 am at 6:54 am #1120239
no why would some random person have ruach hakodesh only special tzadikim do.January 4, 2016 2:48 pm at 2:48 pm #1120240
You do realize you’re insulting Popa by calling him a random person who is not a special tzadik? But he knew you would post that.January 4, 2016 4:00 pm at 4:00 pm #1120241
red yidd – he got what he asked for.January 4, 2016 4:26 pm at 4:26 pm #1120242
What do you mean? Did the tzadik ask to be insulted?January 4, 2016 5:14 pm at 5:14 pm #1120243
how do you know his a tzadik? he isnt because otherwise he wouldnt be on here.January 4, 2016 5:39 pm at 5:39 pm #1120244
Now you’re insulting me too.January 4, 2016 5:50 pm at 5:50 pm #1120245Little FroggieParticipant
and meJanuary 4, 2016 5:58 pm at 5:58 pm #1120246
so im insulting myself too?January 4, 2016 6:32 pm at 6:32 pm #1120247
It’s your business who insults you, so you can insult yourself.January 5, 2016 4:58 am at 4:58 am #1120248
I’d demand an apology, but I’ll ask for one instead.January 5, 2016 5:38 am at 5:38 am #1120249
how about insulting me on all the other posts? always telling me im full of my self… etc….? im sorry if i insulted you but maybe others and you should stop insulting me as well.January 5, 2016 5:53 am at 5:53 am #1120250
I may have argued against you, but I didn’t insult you. Arguing is a form of respect.January 5, 2016 5:53 am at 5:53 am #1120251
Maybe you should stop implying that you are smarter and better than everyone else.January 5, 2016 6:18 am at 6:18 am #1120252
technical – im not trying to imply that im smarter and better than everyone else can you prove to me where i said or implied that?
reb yid – well others have insulted me.January 5, 2016 6:30 am at 6:30 am #1120253
MsPrincess- “mammele – older does not mean wiser. it just means more life experience. when it comes to academics ive done better than people who have children my own age in my class.”
No implication?January 5, 2016 6:31 am at 6:31 am #1120254
How about ” ive always been very good at hebrew subjects i would have no issue studying hebrew subjects at the same level if not higher back in school i was in all honor hebrew subject classes for me hebrew is VERY easy and learning chumash and navi is not a problem. i love them and their MUCH easier than any class i am taking right now.”January 5, 2016 6:35 am at 6:35 am #1120255
just stating a fact.January 5, 2016 7:05 am at 7:05 am #1120256
That is so passive-aggressive…January 5, 2016 7:06 am at 7:06 am #1120257
Not every “fact” (which is, in fact, an opinion) needs to be shoved in other people’s faces.
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