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    Joseph
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    Where can one learn (without becoming a policeman) how to drive like a policeman?

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    👑RebYidd23
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    Go to the police academy, but flunk out.

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    Joseph
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    If someone wanted a gun permit in NYC (something otherwise close to impossible to obtain), could he become a police officer and then resign after a month, thus allowing him to own a firearm in NYC as a retired police officer?

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    Neville ChaimBerlin
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    You mean running red-lights, cutting people off, passing in no-passing-zones, etc.?

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    Joseph
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    Exactly! Do you think getting a VAS plate and lights and sirens could help?

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    ubiquitin
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    נו קויף א צ׳רי לייט, קענסט דו פארען ווי א פאליסמאן

    #1660495

    Little Froggie
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    Like they taught me in my five hour course:

    People’s inner self, their REAL character, middos come out when one is at the wheel. That’s the place where he/she is totally surrounded by strangers, is more or less anonymous / hidden behind the windows of the car. That’s where the real – true inner self shines or …

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    👑RebYidd23
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    Do NYC weapon laws comply with the Constitution of the United States of America?

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    ubiquitin
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    “Do NYC weapon laws comply with the Constitution of the United States of America?”

    No.

    although they do better than other states by keeping it “well regulated” they do allow gun ownership for non-militia members in defiance of the constitution.

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    👑RebYidd23
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    We could stretch that logic to absurdity, but we don’t have time.

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    Fairpricerx
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    I think there are two options. The first is to try to find a police officer who will teach you. And Vrotore is enrolling in courses of extreme driving!

    #1661523

    Takes2-2tango
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    For starters , go daily to Dunkin donuts. Also make sure to block bus stops and run red lights. Everything will fall into place after.

    #1661554

    DovidBT
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    Here’s another option. Get arrested frequently. You’ll have the opportunity to observe the driving from the back seat.

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