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    (inspired by the burn advice thread)

    This thread is to be used only for emergencies ?? ?????. You know, when someone is desperate for medical advice, they can post their emergency here (and wait, and wait) and someone else can respond with (either beneficial or detrimental or, in the rarest case, useless) advice.

    Something like “Help!! I counted one-one thousand. What now” <three hours later> “Yeah, aren’t you supposed to blow or something” <half minute later> “Blowing can be so dangerous…”


    No, it’s wrong to use the CR for emergencies because of all the incompetent ordinaries.


    Hate to interrupt this most important communication. But your wrong, dead (not a good word to use here) wrong.

    Every here knows what they’re talking about. They’re all most competent. It pays to follow everyone’s advice.


    How do I get rid of frogs in my home? They’re all over my coffee room, and their posts are all slimy and weird…

    Do they sell virtual anti-frog repellent spray?


    <Channel 3324.5566, not a true emergency>

    Welcome back ballhabooze. Good to see you. (have that CR-member-tracking-surveillance device, can see you. Right now you’r Hey, don’t give away our little secret.

    By any chance, are your frogs big or little? For little ones you could buy an editor or moderator in you local hardware store, that should be enough to stop little ones from coming through…


    2yo thread

    Lilmod Ulelamaid

    lol, when I started reading it, I thought it was recent. It could have been…

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