Sorry for the short notice, but if anyone is interested, I will be distributing $1,500.00 per person to anyone who shows up at precisely 2:30 AM in front of the Empire State Building in Manhattan.
You cannot arrive early or late.
It’s too bad nobody showed up at the appointed time Saturday Night.
I was there!
I was there. Can I have my money now?
Would any of you claimants be ready to pay me $250 if I can prove you weren’t there precisely 2:30 AM this past Saturday Night/Sunday Morning?
No one was there or anywhere else at 2:30 AM this past Saturday night/Sunday morning- because right at that moment the clock was pushed ahead to 3:30 AM. There was no 2:30 AM!
No one was there or anywhere else at 2.30 AM
I was! My watch is 2 minutes slow!! Can I have the money please.
$1500? Is that the best you can do? I already had an offer for $2500 to meet at Bankers Trust, and that was at 1:00 am.
Just in case, maybe we should synchronize our watches.
seedys: Why’d ja blow it so fast? I almost made $500!
Shticky: The clock moved from 2 to 3, so two minutes doesn’t help you.
BT: We need Atomic Clocks.
IY”H, I’ll be having the same offer outstanding next year on the second Sunday in March.