So the day the freezer opens just happens to coincide with single-digit weather.
I’ve already heard plenty of bad jokes about this. Let’s see if we could get a good one.
I don’t think we should talk about shidduchim any more. It causes people to have a Whirpool of emotions, is a a very Hotpoint, and someone Maytag you as insensitive if you say the wrong thing.
(now you’ve heard three more)
Now the girls are in the freezer.
Meno, please share with us all of the bad jokes you’ve heard about this
One man’s bad humor are another man’s parody.
One man told his friend. “My wife needs new glasses , she still doesn’t see things the way I see it”
Sam, what does that have to do with the freezer?
Lekovod Tu B’Shvat, many bochurim in Lakewood had dates.
Some had oranges or pomegranates too.
I thought in a leap year, the freezer opens on rosh chodesh adar…
You wrote: “I thought in a leap year, the freezer opens on rosh chodesh adar…”
Wouldn’t that be jumping to a conclusion?