HUMOR: Funny Mother-In-Law vs. Shadchan

Home Forums Humor & Entertainment HUMOR: Funny Mother-In-Law vs. Shadchan

Viewing 49 posts - 51 through 99 (of 99 total)
  • Author
    Posts
  • #645961
    abcd
    Participant

    Many a truth, in jest are said….

    #645962
    [email protected]
    Participant

    Thanks Mrs. Beautiful…

    #645963

    Unfortunatly, it is sometimes the MILs who cause shalom bayis problems between the couple. MILs should know that their daughter has married and is out of the house- let her start her own house without your every word being law! She is grown up and should be allowed to run her house HER WAY. I know this happened to someone I know. Their MIL cause such issues between the boy’s family from the engagement and on. She wouldnt let the son run the house according to his family’s minhagim (which is the way it should be except the candles). There is such shalom bayis problems between the couple…

    #645964

    Those cases are not the norm, and if someone is in that situation let them go to professional help. I do know some cases where a couple will go to live out of town when they find in laws too overbearing. Once u r married, there are many sollutions.

    #645965

    If only life was as simple as CR….

    #645967
    ujm
    Participant

    A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer’s mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly.

    At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head “yes” and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head “no” and mumble a reply.

    Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about. The farmer replied, “The women would say, ‘What a terrible tragedy,’ and I would nod my head and say, ‘Yes, it was.’ The men would ask, ‘You wanna sell that mule?’ and I would shake my head and say, ‘Can’t. It’s all booked up for a year.'”

    #645968
    brooklyn19
    Participant

    ujm – LOL

    #645969
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    shlome hamelech was smart enough to have 1,000 wives, but how did he ever manage with 1,000 shvigers????

    #645970

    Such a shame. I hope and better start praying that I get along perfectley with my m.i.l lol

    #645972

    people are so rediculous these days with shidduchim all theyre caring about is evertyyhing but whats important!!!! and u no what bothers me the most is when people are SOOO nosy about who went out with who??? and this one broke up….

    #645973
    just me
    Participant

    Yes. These jokes are funny, but when you make fun of relationships, it becomes harder to have good relationships. I feel this goes for marrage joke, husband jokes, wife jokes etc.

    Another way of lookinga at it is: Is it proper and does it pas?

    #645975
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    just me: you get a welcome back here to the coffee room i see on your file!!!

    #645976
    brooklyn19
    Participant

    asdfghjkl – what a snoop! (no pun intended, charlie brown) you check out people’s profiles before you talk to them?!?!

    #645977

    kibbeh – This is very true. The world of shidduchim is vinachafok hu. Think about everything we ever learned, and everything we teach our children about

    a. ruchnius v. gashmius

    b.pnimius v. hitzonius

    c. an individual’s ability improve himself

    d. the koach of teshuvah

    and think how these concepts apply to shidduchim! It’s crazy!

    #645979
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    brooklyn19: lol i do check out peoples profiles before speaking to them!!!! then i know if we gatta welcome them or not!!!

    #645980
    brooklyn19
    Participant

    discrimination. you gotta treat everyone equally. this is America!

    #645981
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    brooklyn19: lol i’ll try to be nicer next time morah!!! remember when we all called ya morah????

    #645982
    brooklyn19
    Participant

    ugh please don’t!

    #645983
    squeak
    Participant

    moreh, anyway.

    #645984

    Brooklyn, I disagree with you… I have the freedom to do what I want… isnt that what America is all about?

    ______________________________________________________________________________________

    I love people… its humanity I can’t stand!

    #645985

    hmmm, Morah Brooklyn. I like how that sounds. :}

    #645986
    squeak
    Participant

    no, no. Moreh! Moreh! Tell ’em, brook.

    #645987
    myshadow
    Member

    kibbeh is also new. baruch haba!!

    #645988
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    some more jokes:

    a husband & wife are walkin along and suddenly see 6 thugs beating up her mother. she turns to her husband and asks “aren’t you going to help?”, to which he responds “neh, 6 are enough”.

    _____________________________________________________________

    a couple is driving in a car and just had a huge fight(oiy). they pass a field with cows and the wife turns to her husband and asks “relatives of yours?” to which he responds “yes, my in-laws” (oops- that includes the shver as well)

    ___________________________________________________________________

    a man is heard yelling from the second floor window “help! help! my mother in law wants to jump out of the window!”. His neighbor comes running, sees a closed window and asks “so what’s the problem?”

    son in law says “I can’t get it open!”

    to those that can use a lil humah- enjoy! others- stick to the other topics

    #645989
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    i posted some great jokes about half an hr ago. they disappeared… and i can only accuse myself (a lot of double meaning there- hameivin yavin)

    #645990
    brooklyn19
    Participant

    lol areivim #1 was good :}

    #645991

    Areivem: love #2!! I got it a few weeks ago in an e mail

    #645992
    Itzik_s
    Member

    BS”D

    Mother: So tell me, what does the bochur do in his spare time?

    Shadchan: He is very dedicated to chessed; he spends all his spare time helping the community.

    (Translation: He was sentenced to over 5000 hours of community service).

    I had a few others like this but have forgotten the better ones.

    #645993

    ha

    #645994
    anonymisss
    Participant

    areivim, no fair;( I missed them!!!

    #645995
    just me
    Participant

    asdfghjkl, what profile is there about the posters? Where do you find it?

    #645996
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    just me: if you click on the blue word member under the person’s screen name you could see the last 40 posts someone comments!!! i hope i didn’t scare you, thinking i was an fbi agent or something!!!

    #645997
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    anonymisss- whats not fair? what’d you miss? come on, you can tell old areivim

    #645998
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    just me: in there it also says the date the member joined, by some they might have been members for a while on the ywn home page, but could have started recently in the coffee room!!!

    #645999
    just me
    Participant

    asdfghjkl, I wasn’t afraid you were FBI. I married off 2 children, I can probably OUT DO the FBI. 🙂 I think so can most people in the parsha. 🙂 I was just wondering where someones profile was. I couldn’t find it. Now I have a new way of possably checking when my next 2 kids go on the market. 🙂

    #646000
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    just me: alrighty!!! enjoy the coffee room, it’s a fun place!!!

    #646002

    Oh, no… now nothing is safe anymore from MILs… maybe its time for a new sn all of those who will be in the parsha soon….

    #646004

    More Shadchan jokes!

    #646007
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    we need more MIL and/or shadchan jokes! Those are still at the top of my ratings

    #646008
    Jax
    Member

    areivim: first tell us if you have a MIL or need a shadchan?! ;)(but answer the question please!)

    #646010
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    Jax are you mod42??

    Plus- with all the CR trivia packed into your brain you can’t figure out this little detail?

    #646011
    Jax
    Member

    areivim: i’m half mod & half human! 😉 oh and i have my theory on this little-big detail, just wanted to hear what ya have to say!

    #646013
    Jax
    Member

    scratch that last post here please! it’s a double!

    #646014
    shaatra
    Member

    Jax he needs a shadchan. He’s not married

    #646015
    yeshivahman
    Member

    Shadchan calls up Bochur and tells him, I have this great shidduch for you pretty, money, etc. but for this you’ll have to commit yourself to a half a day learning. the guy answers for a good shidduch I’m ready to learn for 3 full days!

    #646016
    mepal
    Member

    Jax

    Member

    areivim: i’m half mod & half human! 😉


    LOL, jax!

    #646017
    Jax
    Member

    mepal: is it POY worthy?!

    #646018
    noitallmr
    Participant

    I have a soft spot for my Mother in law-

    It’s at the back of the garden!

    G’ Shab all

    #646019
    kapusta
    Participant

    noitall, LOL!

    Q: Whats mixed emotions?

    A: Your mother in law driving off a cliff in your new car.

    *kapusta*

Viewing 49 posts - 51 through 99 (of 99 total)
  • The topic ‘HUMOR: Funny Mother-In-Law vs. Shadchan’ is closed to new replies.