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  • #595593
    umm
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    We got married last Friday,

    My girl was right there beside me,

    Our friends were all gone,

    We were alone.

    Side by side.

    We were so happily wed, when,

    She got ready for bed, then,

    Her teeth and her hair,

    She placed on a chair,

    Side by side.

    One glass eye, so tiny,

    One hearing aid so small,

    Then she took one leg off,

    And placed it,

    On the chair by the wall.

    I stood there brokenheartred,

    Most of my girl had departed,

    I slept on the chair,

    There was more of here there,

    Side by side.

    #748469
    ha ha ha ha
    Member

    oh how gross blech!!;)

    i vote for Zeeskites pholisphy…. keep it positive

    #748470
    ZeesKite
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    Thanks, but sorry, as I wrote somewhere else – I don’t know which way to READ a poem. Yes, they’re beautiful when well written, it take talent, in which I’m quite low.

    #748471
    WolfishMusings
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    Obligatory reference to Shel Silverstein. 🙂

    The Wolf

    #748472
    eclipse
    Member

    That’s funny cause I tell my friends I’ll only remarry when I’m THAT old!!

    Somehow,I think it’s not such a great idea after that poem!!:)

    #748473
    Ctrl Alt Del
    Participant

    I eat my peas with honey,

    Ive done it all my life.

    I eat my peas with honey,

    ’cause it keeps them on the knife.

    #748474
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    That’s funny cause I tell my friends…

    Could the Human Spellchecker please clarify for me: When the word ‘because’ is shortened, does it become ’cause’ or ‘cos’. Or does it just depend on how lazy the typist is? Cos cause is a word on its own eg the cause of the world problems stem from the Middle East etc.

    #748475
    eclipse
    Member

    ‘CAUSE is my p’sak on that one!

    #748476
    i am here
    Member

    cuz why not whatever is easier to type i guess and also depends if the prs. knows the difference between them all

    #748477
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    ‘CAUSE is my p’sak on that one

    Ok. But remember ????? ????? ????? !!

    #748478
    i am here
    Member

    what does that mean

    #748479
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    == Hear This ==

    == Friends & Neighbors, Men & Ladies, Boys & Girls ==

    We can all resume typing without checking for spelling!

    ‘The Human’ officially resigned!

    We’re ALL HUMAN!!

    Hurray!!

    #748480
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    What about Haifagirl?

    #748481
    eclipse
    Member

    I did not title myself!

    #748482
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    It’s not what I meant. I meant we’re all human – to make spelling mistakes! (a play at what’s left of your title)

    #748483
    eclipse
    Member

    Oh.

    #748484
    smartcookie
    Member

    Eclipse- your subtitle looks funny. Like sonething is missing there. We gotta come up with something new for ya.

    #748485
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    smartcookie:

    No. She’s not. She’s subtly putting us puppies in our places.

    #748486
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    ‘The Human’ officially resigned

    No. Its the Spellchecker that resigned. Eclipse is, I hope, still very much human. Jusst thatt noww whe kan spel thinngs az wee wishes cuz/cos/cause/’cause their iz know longger eni won chekking owr spelz… witch kan ownly bee a gud thinng

    She’s subtly putting us puppies in our places

    This is what Humans do best. Man’s best friend and all that

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