Funny Quiz

My cousin told me about a quiz she got in school last week, and some of the answers the teacher read out loud! It’s in humor so don’t get offended mods, ok?

And hey, its ADAR!!! Let’s have a funny thread! (It also took me FOREVER TO TYPE!!! So don’t delete it for one thing please? cuz my last humorous thread for some reason wasn’t posted…guess it wasn’t funny enough for you)

1. Write 2 good reasons why a girl comes late to school

– I’m sorry, but HaShem returned my neshoma late this morning!

– My siblings thought it would be funny to change my alarm

– My bus got stuck on a peice of gum and wouldn’t move for 3 hours.They called triple A though and everything is ok!

2. Write 2 good reasons that a girl should leave early

– My brother is having a pidyon Haben

– My grandmother gave birth!

-I want to! Isnt that god enough?

3.What is a teacher’s biggest dream?

-That when she turns around after writing on the board, all the class is still there

– Fr someone to listen

4. What is SO important that needs to be written in a note in middle of class?

– I’m bored

– Don’t you see the teacher’s skirt falling down (the teacher was laughing so hard when she read this one)

– If you are NOT shprintzale it is GEZEL to read this note!!!!!!

5. Write a favorite funny sentence or joke of yours

– WARNING: Chocolate shrinks clothes

– Chocolate is from a cocoa bean which is from a plant,so chocolate is salad-end of story.

6. What was the first thing the first teacher say to the first student during their first lesson?

– You are THE WORST student ever!

– Hello!

– Don’t even THINK about eating from the eitz hadaaas

7. What annoying things do teachers say?

-Throw away your gum, or continue chewing next lesson after I leave

– So, let’s have a test on….

8. What does the bell thinks when it rings?

– That its happy to do the mitzvah of freeing prisoners