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    chacha5
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    “when life gives you melons your dyslexic”

    please continue…

    #1001168

    Age is a question of mind over matter, if you don’t mind I doesn’t matter.

    #1001169
    notasheep
    Member

    If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

    JMH, please do not kill me for this!

    #1001170
    ronrsr
    Member

    Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend.

    Inside of a aog, it’s too dark to read.

    – Groucho Marx.

    #1001171
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    If people seem fimne without you,

    Think whether you really want them to seem fine within you.

    #1001172
    not a mod
    Member

    Always know that you are unique, just like everyone else.

    #1001173
    oyyoyyoy
    Participant

    mother is the necessity of invention

    #1001174
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    invention is the necessity of mother

    #1001175
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    invention is the mother of necessity

    mother is the invention of necessity

    #1001176
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    After all is said and done, all is said and nothing is done.

    #1001177
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Translation: invention is the mother of necessity.

    #1001178
    hudi
    Participant

    Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. – Mark Twain

    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    On the other hand, you have different fingers.

    Despite the cost of living, it remains very popular.

    I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

    I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.

    #1001179
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Nobody’s perfect, except for…

    #1001180
    chacha5
    Member

    hudi

    good quotes!!!

    #1001181
    spiral
    Participant

    A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

    All pessimists have the same blood type: B Negative!

    #1001182
    typical
    Member

    nobody’s perect. i’m nobody.

    #1001183
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    “?”

    “!”

    #1001184
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    a blacksmith skilled at irony

    #1001185
    writersoul
    Member

    “Give a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”

    —Terry Pratchett

    #1001186

    Practice makes perfect but no1 is perfect so why practice!

    #1001187
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    As Plato said, “Nuh-uh”!

    #1001188
    graham021
    Member

    Don’t face your problem if your problem is your face .

    #1001189
    notasheep
    Member

    hudi, great lines!

    From the film Ender’s Game: Come on, this is basic rocket science, people.

    #1001190
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. Don’t count your foxes or your mosquitoes.

    #1001191
    why ask
    Member

    so what?sew buttons

    #1001192

    im in shape! round is a shape……

    #1001194
    chacha5
    Member

    ok they are getting really nerdy now

    anyone have a real hit!!

    #1001195

    1)”This like deja vu all over again”.

    2)”YOU better cut the pizza in 4 pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat 6″.

    -Yogi Berra-

    #1001196
    psikreisha
    Member

    Always be yourself. Unless you can be batman. Always be batman.

    #1001197
    ronrsr
    Member

    Always be yourself; who is better qualified?

    #1001198
    2ND OPPINION
    Participant

    “save water, drink wine”.

    #1001199
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    chacha5, “nerdy” in that context is offensive. Some of my best friends are nerds, and they are superior to non-nerds in almost every way.

    #1001200
    Chcham
    Member

    “I fear that one day people will attribute quotes to me that I never said”

    -Albert Einstein

    #1001201
    psikreisha
    Member

    Does the water company Evian know that Evian spelled backwards is ”naive”?

    #1001202
    oyyoyyoy
    Participant

    i thought this thread was titled “funny quotes”

    #1001203
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    So what? if you live backwards…

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