“when life gives you melons your dyslexic”
Age is a question of mind over matter, if you don’t mind I doesn’t matter.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
JMH, please do not kill me for this!
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend.
Inside of a aog, it’s too dark to read.
– Groucho Marx.
If people seem fimne without you,
Think whether you really want them to seem fine within you.
Always know that you are unique, just like everyone else.
mother is the necessity of invention
invention is the necessity of mother
invention is the mother of necessity
mother is the invention of necessity
After all is said and done, all is said and nothing is done.
Translation: invention is the mother of necessity.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. – Mark Twain
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Despite the cost of living, it remains very popular.
I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
Nobody’s perfect, except for…
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
All pessimists have the same blood type: B Negative!
nobody’s perect. i’m nobody.
a blacksmith skilled at irony
“Give a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”
Practice makes perfect but no1 is perfect so why practice!
As Plato said, “Nuh-uh”!
Don’t face your problem if your problem is your face .
hudi, great lines!
From the film Ender’s Game: Come on, this is basic rocket science, people.
Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. Don’t count your foxes or your mosquitoes.
so what?sew buttons
im in shape! round is a shape……
ok they are getting really nerdy now
anyone have a real hit!!
1)”This like deja vu all over again”.
2)”YOU better cut the pizza in 4 pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat 6″.
Always be yourself. Unless you can be batman. Always be batman.
Always be yourself; who is better qualified?
“save water, drink wine”.
chacha5, “nerdy” in that context is offensive. Some of my best friends are nerds, and they are superior to non-nerds in almost every way.
“I fear that one day people will attribute quotes to me that I never said”
Does the water company Evian know that Evian spelled backwards is ”naive”?
i thought this thread was titled “funny quotes”
So what? if you live backwards…