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Okay, anyone have any funny stories???? I’ll start
My friend just emailed this one to me, enjoy a lesson in hebrew!
An ??? ??? went to the Mikvah, he brought a bag full of ??????? and didn’t want to bring it in the main room. So he said to the ??? “Can you hold this for me?”
So the ??? said “Of course, what is inside?”
“Oh, some ???????”
The ??? looked in the bag and laughed.
My spelling isn’t that good, so I hope you understand!
Translation for English speakers?
A seminary girl was on a bus going away for shabbos. She reached her stop and asked the driver to open the tachtonim.
Shopping can u translate that first joke?
Shopping:
Here are the Hebrew words and their translations…
??????? ??
??????? Nuts
??????? Renovations
??????? Explosions
I asked some American kid for a cigarette once, and he answered em as follows ” slichah aval yesh li rak echad smolah”
Tiny Tim
I believe you forgot one.
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Ani lo tachas omeid….
streekgeek: thats hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
phone_retard, streekgeek: hahahahahahahahaha
An American girl told one of her Israeli friends that she is going to tinok yosheiv.
If ou think about it, it’s just as bad in English, we’re just used to it.
phone_retard lol
we were in a pizza store when this loud American bunch came in and decided to order 3 pizzas with mushrooms. One of the group after assuring the rest that he speaks Hebrew well, marched up and announced:
????? ????? ??? ???? ?? ??????
There was once a young sem student who wanted to say a few jokes about people who think they know Hebrew…
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