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November 25, 2013 9:54 pm at 9:54 pm #611388Shopping613 ðŸŒParticipant
Okay, anyone have any funny stories???? I’ll start
My friend just emailed this one to me, enjoy a lesson in hebrew!
An ??? ??? went to the Mikvah, he brought a bag full of ??????? and didn’t want to bring it in the main room. So he said to the ??? “Can you hold this for me?”
So the ??? said “Of course, what is inside?”
“Oh, some ???????”
The ??? looked in the bag and laughed.
My spelling isn’t that good, so I hope you understand!
November 26, 2013 3:56 am at 3:56 am #990200fkellyMemberTranslation for English speakers?
November 26, 2013 3:57 am at 3:57 am #990201fkellyMemberA seminary girl was on a bus going away for shabbos. She reached her stop and asked the driver to open the tachtonim.
November 26, 2013 11:50 am at 11:50 am #990202Shopping613 ðŸŒParticipantYes I heard that one before.
Seminary gitl on a bus and sees her stop
“THE DRIVER I need to ???? now!”
The whole bus began cracking up….
November 26, 2013 2:46 pm at 2:46 pm #990203WIYMemberShopping can u translate that first joke?
November 26, 2013 4:40 pm at 4:40 pm #990204Shopping613 ðŸŒParticipant??? ???- new immigrant
??????? -nuts
???- gaurd
???????-bombs.
and now you know….
November 26, 2013 4:41 pm at 4:41 pm #990205Shopping613 ðŸŒParticipantAny more funny stories in general?
November 26, 2013 5:39 pm at 5:39 pm #990206TinyTimMemberShopping:
Here are the Hebrew words and their translations…
??????? ??
??????? Nuts
??????? Renovations
??????? Explosions
November 26, 2013 7:01 pm at 7:01 pm #990207phone_retardMemberI asked some American kid for a cigarette once, and he answered em as follows ” slichah aval yesh li rak echad smolah”
November 26, 2013 8:36 pm at 8:36 pm #990208Shopping613 ðŸŒParticipantYes, Im sorry, I mixed up those words, but you get the idea.
Btw the translation is not exploding, maybe in the dictionary it is, but in real life it means bombs.
November 26, 2013 9:40 pm at 9:40 pm #990209WIYMemberTiny Tim
I believe you forgot one.
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November 27, 2013 2:20 am at 2:20 am #990210Shopping613 ðŸŒParticipantWhat is smolah? Left, no?
November 27, 2013 2:41 am at 2:41 am #990211streekgeekParticipantAni lo tachas omeid….
November 27, 2013 3:43 am at 3:43 am #990212youngladyMemberstreekgeek: thats hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 27, 2013 3:48 am at 3:48 am #990213writersoulParticipantphone_retard, streekgeek: hahahahahahahahaha
November 27, 2013 3:49 am at 3:49 am #990214fkellyMemberAn American girl told one of her Israeli friends that she is going to tinok yosheiv.
December 1, 2013 4:39 am at 4:39 am #990215👑RebYidd23ParticipantIf ou think about it, it’s just as bad in English, we’re just used to it.
December 1, 2013 2:50 pm at 2:50 pm #990216Shticky GuyParticipantphone_retard lol
we were in a pizza store when this loud American bunch came in and decided to order 3 pizzas with mushrooms. One of the group after assuring the rest that he speaks Hebrew well, marched up and announced:
????? ????? ??? ???? ?? ??????
December 1, 2013 3:21 pm at 3:21 pm #990217HaLeiViParticipantThere was once a young sem student who wanted to say a few jokes about people who think they know Hebrew…
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