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March 15, 2013 9:29 pm at 9:29 pm #608628popa_bar_abbaParticipant
I did. And here are my post-dentist comments.
1. I should become a dentist, because I really like talking, but I don’t like listening quite as much. So a dentist is the perfect job for that.
2. I have a car, and I never ever change the oil. But every once in a while, something breaks and I need to take it to the mechanic. So I quickly have the oil changed before I go.
March 15, 2013 9:36 pm at 9:36 pm #937855shnitzyMemberGross!
March 15, 2013 9:57 pm at 9:57 pm #937856WIYMemberDo you mean in 2. that you only brush your teeth before a dentist visit?! NASTY!
March 15, 2013 10:08 pm at 10:08 pm #937857popa_bar_abbaParticipantWIY: I don’t provide commentary for my posts. You either understand them or don’t.
March 15, 2013 10:16 pm at 10:16 pm #937858playtimeMember“I don’t provide commentary for my posts. You either understand them or don’t.”
Pa Pa Pa
March 15, 2013 10:30 pm at 10:30 pm #937859🍫Syag LchochmaParticipantI should become a dentist, because I really like talking, but I don’t like listening quite as much.
you took the words right out of my mouth
March 15, 2013 10:36 pm at 10:36 pm #937860popa_bar_abbaParticipantyou took the words right out of my mouth
Sorry, was aiming for teeth. Open up again and I’ll try with the pliers.
March 15, 2013 10:48 pm at 10:48 pm #937861🍫Syag LchochmaParticipantHey, that was really funny! I didn’t know you could be funny!
March 15, 2013 10:50 pm at 10:50 pm #937862shnitzyMemberMods, add it to his subtitle
March 15, 2013 10:54 pm at 10:54 pm #937863🍫Syag LchochmaParticipantside point
In about 20 minutes only chicagoans ans west coasters will be left online.
Bwa ha ha
March 15, 2013 10:58 pm at 10:58 pm #937864popa_bar_abbaParticipantAnd people in alaska http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/come-with-popa
March 16, 2013 9:15 pm at 9:15 pm #937865realtalkMemberSince I hate dentists, I now officirally hate you PBA
March 17, 2013 2:19 am at 2:19 am #937866Torah613TorahParticipantThat was very courageous of PBA. Going to the dentist is a very scary thing.
March 17, 2013 3:29 am at 3:29 am #937867sharpMember2. At least you ‘change the oil’ then. Believe me, I know someone who doesn’t do it then either. I promise. I nearly flipped when I heard that. I only believed it because I know them.
March 17, 2013 3:34 am at 3:34 am #937868popa_bar_abbaParticipantsharp: You are not interpreting the post correctly.
March 17, 2013 3:39 am at 3:39 am #937869sharpMemberSaid someone doesn’t brush their teeth on the way to the dentist either. Gross, unbelievable and I hope the only one.
Oh it’s not that?
March 17, 2013 4:52 am at 4:52 am #937870HealthParticipantIn Israel -lots don’t brush their teeth.
March 17, 2013 4:55 am at 4:55 am #937871playtimeMembera car an allegory to teeth-
profound.
March 17, 2013 4:56 am at 4:56 am #937872sharpMemberHealth: Are you ok with that?
March 17, 2013 5:15 am at 5:15 am #937873HealthParticipantsharp -“Health: Are you ok with that?”
I’m not ok with what a lot of people do. But the fact that people don’t take of their teeth is good for the Dentist’s business.
And when people don’t take care of the rest of their body is good for my business.
March 17, 2013 5:21 am at 5:21 am #937874shnitzyMemberYou’re a dentist?!
March 17, 2013 5:46 am at 5:46 am #937875HealthParticipantshnitzy -“You’re a dentist?!”
I know it’s late at nite, but Reread my post!
March 17, 2013 5:48 pm at 5:48 pm #937876rabbi_drParticipantAs a dentist I can say with absolute certainty that any competent dentist can tell when someone only ‘changes the oil’ right before ‘going to the mechanic’
March 17, 2013 5:58 pm at 5:58 pm #937877shnitzyMemberhealth, ohhhhhh, ha!, that’s actually funny. But now I know what you’re not 😉
March 17, 2013 6:09 pm at 6:09 pm #937878tro11MemberHealth, aren’t you a nurse or something? So it doesn’t really matter for your business, more I guess for the doctor you work under.
March 17, 2013 6:14 pm at 6:14 pm #937879popa_bar_abbaParticipantYes, rabbidr, I discussed this notion with aforementioned dentist, and I predicted correctly that they can tell both if you never brush, as well as if you only brush when coming to the dentist.
March 17, 2013 6:17 pm at 6:17 pm #937880shnitzyMemberso you still have absolutely no shame whatsoever.
March 17, 2013 7:30 pm at 7:30 pm #937881rabbi_drParticipantI figured you would use a competent dentist.
unrelated, what brew kit do you use for your homemade beer?
March 17, 2013 7:46 pm at 7:46 pm #937882popa_bar_abbaParticipantnisht brew kit. Brew kit is for plebians.
We assembled the whole thing from scratch. Not very hard.
You need:
Mashtun. Take picnic cooler, install a washing machine hose on the inside of the spigot, and a valve on the outside of the spigot.
Kettle. Use a 10 gallon pot.
Buckets. At a homebrew store.
And there you are.
March 17, 2013 10:17 pm at 10:17 pm #937883SaysMeMemberrabbi_dr- either all 3 dentists i’ve been through have been incompetent or thats not true. i used to not brush often at all, but very well the morning of, and ALWAYS got the comments of, wow looks like you take good care of your teeth. you brush daily or twice daily? and i see you must floss often too! and i’d nod and laugh evilly inside
March 18, 2013 4:16 am at 4:16 am #937884rabbi_drParticipantSaysme- I’m leaning towards the former. Even if you somehow managed to get all the plaque and tartar off your teeth (which I doubt) your inflamed gums would be a dead giveaway.
March 18, 2013 8:22 am at 8:22 am #937885SaysMeMemberactually, my gums rarely get inflamed ever.
March 18, 2013 2:35 pm at 2:35 pm #937886🐵 ⌨ GamanitParticipantrabbi_dr- my hygienist and dentist always tell me I’m doing a great job taking care of my teeth… I do brush, floss and mouthwash twice a day for two weeks preceding my appointment. The rest of the year… only when I’m in the mood. I do love milk and baby carrots though, so I usually don’t have any cavities or plaque. Munching on some baby carrots right now…
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