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  • #613691

    notasheep
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    Is this really what’s making the headlines? Any other inane news stories to share?

    #1039622

    *** NEWS FLASH ***

    LITTLE FROGGIE HAS NOTHING TO SAY

    Breathe easier, world. Until…

    #1039623

    notasheep
    Member

    Ha. Although I did mean real news headlines

    #1039624

    ☕️coffee addict
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    you saw the article of the four armed and four legged baby that got the limbs removed (a parasitic twin)

    #1039625

    yehudayona
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    Was the baby’s name Forewarned?

    #1039626

    notasheep
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    I didn’t see that one. The goldfish is apparently recovering well and is expected to live another ten years. Although if it was my goldfish it would anyway be dead soon.

    #1039627

    ED IT OR
    Participant

    At least goldfish don’t make a mess like budgies

    #1039628

    👑RebYidd23
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    Goldfish are not intelligent beings. AND the ten-cent goldfish die within a week of purchase because they are already old.

    #1039629

    notasheep
    Member

    Crazy brit- I have budgies. Honestly I prefer them to goldfish. They’re a lot easier to look after

    #1039630

    ☕️coffee addict
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    i just saw the article, crazy how they did it

    #1039631

    notasheep
    Member

    Crazy that someone would spend so much money on a goldfish that’s going to die anyway. That’s what goldfish do

    #1039632

    ☕️coffee addict
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    notasheep,

    no, goldfish swim and eat, its owners dont take care of them properly and thats why they die

    #1039633

    👑RebYidd23
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    Goldfish die because you bought them from the store when they’re already old and carried them home in a plastic bag.

    #1039634

    ☕️coffee addict
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    rebyidd,

    so in that case if you buy guppies then they would live a long time

    #1039635

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Nobody knows how long guppies live. One would have to be able to tell them apart.

    #1039636

    notasheep
    Member

    I fed my goldfish, changed the water in the tank and it still died. My budgies, on the other hand, get their feed topped up when I notice it’s low, clean the cage when it really looks like it needs to be done and they are still chirping after four years. Explain.

    #1039637

    Randomex
    Member

    Well, there’s “Hello Kitty is not a cat.”

    Also this:

    “Hamas Scare Clip Becomes Israel’s Summer Hit”

    You live in Israel, right, Not-a-sheep?

    #1039638

    notasheep
    Member

    No. If you ever followed other threads I post on, you would know that I live in Gateshead.

    #1039639

    8YL
    Participant

    Who lives in gateshead?

    #1039640

    notasheep
    Member

    Plenty of people.

    #1039641

    I once bought a Snapple drink and was reading the interesting fact located under the lid ….it read “a goldfish’s attention span is 3 seconds”.

    #1039642

    Randomex
    Member

    Yes, I realized later that you could be in England.

    (Would you like to know what had me asking? Well, I’ll tell you anyway. A post of yours was made 4-5 hours before 10PM Eastern Time (East Coast of the US) last Motzaei Shabbos, so you had to be in a time zone significantly ahead.)

    #1039643

    streekgeek
    Participant

    I once bought a Snapple drink and was reading the interesting fact located under the lid ….it read “a goldfish’s attention span is 3 seconds”.

    And an average person’s attention spans is one second less than that of a goldfish. Serious. Go google it. All thanks to social media….

    #1039644

    ☕️coffee addict
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    anyone else heard of the tape measure falling 50 stories and killing someone?

    gives a new meaning for skilah

    #1039645

    Coffee – I don’t know how to break this to you gently but . . . Well, have you been spending any time in the quarantined threads?

    #1039646

    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    29,

    ?

    if ur asking if i had any contact with people from africa

    no

    (in other words i dont get it)

    #1039647

    The quarantined threads are to protect people from the troll virus. I was afraid, from your last post, that you may have been exposed.

    Sorry, did not mean to offend.

    #1039648

    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    no problem

    in the future you should make a special section for the diseased (so there isnt an epidemic)

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/community-service-sanity-preservation-authority

    anyway my body has made anti bodies after killing one (last subtitle)

    #1039649

    Little Froggie
    Participant

    29, Your auto troll detecting apparatus is apparently on the blink. Kindly have it inspected by qualified personnel.

    #1039650

    Little Froggie
    Participant

    BREAKING NEWS

    LF News reports several Troll Detector Units have been purchased by the YW CR dept. Users will have to undo their shoes etc., pass through these machines… Children under 12 are exempt (YIPPEE!!)

    #1039651

    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    wait a minute lf, you had a kid,(cant find the thread) no dressing up as one to fool authorities

    #1039652

    BTGuy
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    Brain surgery for a goldfish I can understand. For silverfish; never!

    #1039653

    SpiceofLife
    Member

    How many is ‘plenty’, notasheep?

    I knew that the Gateshead kehilla was small, but hadn’t realized quite how small. When I checked into it recently, I was shocked to find out that it only had 450 – 600 families (according to different reports). (We, in Eretz Yisroel, have more than 2/3 of that amount living on our smallish street alone!!).

    That’s what they call ‘quality over quantity’!!

    Of course there’s all the bochurim & sem girls too.

    Correct me if I’m wrong about the numbers.

    Amazing how such a tiny kehilla has made such a mark, & is world famous.

    Back to fish subject, a neighbor once asked me to look after her fish over Pesach (chol hamoed etc). I followed her instructions to the letter, but after a few days of our dedicated care, we found the fish had met an early demise… & they looked abit tougher than goldfish…

    Don’t mention silverfish!

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