September 16, 2014 12:55 pm at 12:55 pm #613691
Is this really what’s making the headlines? Any other inane news stories to share?September 16, 2014 5:29 pm at 5:29 pm #1039622
*** NEWS FLASH ***
LITTLE FROGGIE HAS NOTHING TO SAY
Breathe easier, world. Until…September 16, 2014 7:29 pm at 7:29 pm #1039623
Ha. Although I did mean real news headlinesSeptember 17, 2014 12:08 am at 12:08 am #1039624
you saw the article of the four armed and four legged baby that got the limbs removed (a parasitic twin)September 17, 2014 2:05 am at 2:05 am #1039625
Was the baby’s name Forewarned?September 17, 2014 6:07 am at 6:07 am #1039626
I didn’t see that one. The goldfish is apparently recovering well and is expected to live another ten years. Although if it was my goldfish it would anyway be dead soon.September 17, 2014 1:41 pm at 1:41 pm #1039627
ED IT ORParticipant
At least goldfish don’t make a mess like budgiesSeptember 17, 2014 5:22 pm at 5:22 pm #1039628
Goldfish are not intelligent beings. AND the ten-cent goldfish die within a week of purchase because they are already old.September 17, 2014 5:36 pm at 5:36 pm #1039629
Crazy brit- I have budgies. Honestly I prefer them to goldfish. They’re a lot easier to look afterSeptember 18, 2014 5:53 pm at 5:53 pm #1039630
i just saw the article, crazy how they did itSeptember 18, 2014 7:20 pm at 7:20 pm #1039631
Crazy that someone would spend so much money on a goldfish that’s going to die anyway. That’s what goldfish doSeptember 18, 2014 7:56 pm at 7:56 pm #1039632
no, goldfish swim and eat, its owners dont take care of them properly and thats why they dieSeptember 18, 2014 8:19 pm at 8:19 pm #1039633
Goldfish die because you bought them from the store when they’re already old and carried them home in a plastic bag.September 18, 2014 9:41 pm at 9:41 pm #1039634
so in that case if you buy guppies then they would live a long timeSeptember 18, 2014 10:34 pm at 10:34 pm #1039635
Nobody knows how long guppies live. One would have to be able to tell them apart.September 20, 2014 9:22 pm at 9:22 pm #1039636
I fed my goldfish, changed the water in the tank and it still died. My budgies, on the other hand, get their feed topped up when I notice it’s low, clean the cage when it really looks like it needs to be done and they are still chirping after four years. Explain.September 21, 2014 8:28 pm at 8:28 pm #1039637
Well, there’s “Hello Kitty is not a cat.”
“Hamas Scare Clip Becomes Israel’s Summer Hit”
You live in Israel, right, Not-a-sheep?September 22, 2014 1:16 pm at 1:16 pm #1039638
No. If you ever followed other threads I post on, you would know that I live in Gateshead.September 22, 2014 2:25 pm at 2:25 pm #1039639
Who lives in gateshead?September 22, 2014 7:51 pm at 7:51 pm #1039640
Plenty of people.September 23, 2014 1:59 am at 1:59 am #1039641
always runs with scissors fastParticipant
I once bought a Snapple drink and was reading the interesting fact located under the lid ….it read “a goldfish’s attention span is 3 seconds”.September 23, 2014 12:41 pm at 12:41 pm #1039642
Yes, I realized later that you could be in England.
(Would you like to know what had me asking? Well, I’ll tell you anyway. A post of yours was made 4-5 hours before 10PM Eastern Time (East Coast of the US) last Motzaei Shabbos, so you had to be in a time zone significantly ahead.)October 7, 2014 3:58 pm at 3:58 pm #1039643
I once bought a Snapple drink and was reading the interesting fact located under the lid ….it read “a goldfish’s attention span is 3 seconds”.
And an average person’s attention spans is one second less than that of a goldfish. Serious. Go google it. All thanks to social media….November 4, 2014 1:33 pm at 1:33 pm #1039644
anyone else heard of the tape measure falling 50 stories and killing someone?
gives a new meaning for skilahNovember 4, 2014 1:43 pm at 1:43 pm #1039645
YW Moderator-29 👨💻Moderator
Coffee – I don’t know how to break this to you gently but . . . Well, have you been spending any time in the quarantined threads?November 4, 2014 3:00 pm at 3:00 pm #1039646
if ur asking if i had any contact with people from africa
(in other words i dont get it)November 4, 2014 3:03 pm at 3:03 pm #1039647
YW Moderator-29 👨💻Moderator
The quarantined threads are to protect people from the troll virus. I was afraid, from your last post, that you may have been exposed.
Sorry, did not mean to offend.November 4, 2014 3:39 pm at 3:39 pm #1039648
in the future you should make a special section for the diseased (so there isnt an epidemic)
anyway my body has made anti bodies after killing one (last subtitle)November 4, 2014 3:57 pm at 3:57 pm #1039649
29, Your auto troll detecting apparatus is apparently on the blink. Kindly have it inspected by qualified personnel.November 4, 2014 5:37 pm at 5:37 pm #1039650
LF News reports several Troll Detector Units have been purchased by the YW CR dept. Users will have to undo their shoes etc., pass through these machines… Children under 12 are exempt (YIPPEE!!)November 4, 2014 5:54 pm at 5:54 pm #1039651
wait a minute lf, you had a kid,(cant find the thread) no dressing up as one to fool authoritiesNovember 5, 2014 1:53 am at 1:53 am #1039652
Brain surgery for a goldfish I can understand. For silverfish; never!November 5, 2014 8:42 am at 8:42 am #1039653
How many is ‘plenty’, notasheep?
I knew that the Gateshead kehilla was small, but hadn’t realized quite how small. When I checked into it recently, I was shocked to find out that it only had 450 – 600 families (according to different reports). (We, in Eretz Yisroel, have more than 2/3 of that amount living on our smallish street alone!!).
That’s what they call ‘quality over quantity’!!
Of course there’s all the bochurim & sem girls too.
Correct me if I’m wrong about the numbers.
Amazing how such a tiny kehilla has made such a mark, & is world famous.
Back to fish subject, a neighbor once asked me to look after her fish over Pesach (chol hamoed etc). I followed her instructions to the letter, but after a few days of our dedicated care, we found the fish had met an early demise… & they looked abit tougher than goldfish…
Don’t mention silverfish!
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