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  • #604001

    Any good quotes someone in the CR posted here?

    #1117071

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    SayIDidIt™

    A Witch as a Social Worker! If the job fits, take it!! And I think it fits!

    Link

    And in response to that:

    No One Mourns The Wicked

    Best. Line. Ever. (Come’on…we’re not that bad!)

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    bpt

    Therapists will hold your hand, but (from my experience) never let you go.

    Link

    SiDi™

    #1117072

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    This is not really a quote but I never saw him called this before:

    Bowzer

    President Bark

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    SiDi™

    #1117073
    #1117074

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    moski: which? (or should that say “witch”?!)

    SiDi&trade:

    #1117075

    BOWZER one.

    #1117076

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    moski, you didn’t answer my Q so that I can answer yours

    SiDi™

    #1117077

    Bowzer

    President Bark

    #1117078

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    Ohh! Instead of President Barack, “Bowzer” wrote President Bark. Chap what s/he was implying?

    SiDi™

    #1117079

    Yeah.

    #1117080

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    10 posts, 2 posters! Our own private thread!

    SiDi™

    #1117081

    If you have nothing nice to say, post it in the CR.

    -YW Moderator 42

    RGB™

    #1117082

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    recipes

    Shalom Bayis is like a bird, if you hold it tightly it dies. If you hold it loosely, it flies. But if you hold it with care, It will remain with you for ever.

    Link

    #1117083

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    Looking for more good quotes. Loved the Shalom Bayis one!

    SiDi™

    #1117084

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    In a discussion about a non-Kosher restaurant:

    The Goq™

    Is the marijuana in the restaurant kosher?

    LINK

    In response:

    Daas Yochid

    Doesn’t matter, the pot’s treif.

    LINK

    SiDi™

    #1117085

    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Yes, that was a really good one. Perhaps I should apologize for not writing lol. But I actually did L out L. I hope DY didn’t think it went unnoticed.

    #1117086

    Randomex
    Member

    Good quotes are hard to come by. How about funny quotes, whether intentional or not? Like this one:

    The Zohar says that many who escaped the destruction of the Tower of Babel did so by

    relocating to Inner Earth. Inner Earth has long been said to be the domain of the fallen

    angels and the Nefilim mentioned in Genesis 6. Inner Earth is said to also be the domain of

    many animals which we have long considered to be mythological, such as the unicorn, the

    phoenix, the minotaur, centaur and dragon (ref. Hesed L’Avraham 2:4).

    Edit: OK, turns out this was quoted (although quoted seriously)

    from an article, written seriously, by… someone. You can Google the text. (Actually, I’d heard of him before, and actually listened to one of his lectures!) The article presumably goes on to posit that Gan Eden is located inside the Earth, which you in fact should not dismiss before reading “Mysteries of Creation”, a sefer by Rabbi Dovid Brown, which is quite interesting.

    #1117087

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    I thank you, kind sirs.

    #1117088

    Patur Aval Assur
    Participant

    “Yiddishkeit isn’t only about debate, it’s about the truth, whether or not I can link to it on Hebrewbooks.org.”

    (DaasYochid)

    #1117089

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    PAA, please try to keep this to GOOD CR quotes. You can post all your crazy Torah related quotes in your Report Card.

    Thanks.

    SiDi™

    #1117090

    Patur Aval Assur
    Participant

    I wanted to put it in my report card but it wasn’t said to me.

    #1117091

    Bookworm120
    Participant

    “Be nice to EVERYONE you meet. They may be your relatives someday.”

    -Oomis

    Love it! For more context and a beautiful story, see: http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/who-needs-professional-shadchanim-anyways#post-591186

    #1117092

    Hashemisreading
    Participant

    So then do I need to be nice to all my relatives?

    #1117093

    mazaltov
    Member

    Words are free. It’s how you use them that may cost you!

    #1117094

    oomis
    Participant

    Hashem is reading. – not a bad way to be. Hopefully they will all be equally nice to YOU!

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