Help! I let my wife into the kitchen!

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  • #611146
    popa_bar_abba
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    What should I do? My wife offered to make us pizza tonight, and I’m all worked out from making shabbos, and suppers, etc, so I said, “sure, why not?”

    Now, she’s made us a truly wonderful pizza (although she insisted on making it in a cast iron skillet like a cowgirl), and even “cleaned” the pots and pans, and even picked up one of the onions that fell on the stove. But now I have to go clean the whole kitchen, and I want her to feel like she left it dirty, because she thinks she cleaned up!

    #984863
    writersoul
    Member

    Coming from someone who makes pizza on a pita in the toaster oven, I’d say appreciate what you’ve got.

    #984864

    Popa, that’s two wife posts in a row. You have to be less consistent or people will think they’ve figured you out. It’s time for a hiking trip in the Himalayas.

    #984865
    Torah613Torah
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    Veltz: You think that if Popa had a wife, she’d let him post this on yeshiva world?!

    #984866
    getzil1
    Member

    Torah613: Popa wears the pants in his house.

    #984867

    Getzel, does that mean that Popa’s wife wears pants outside the house?

    #984868
    Golda
    Member

    Better question, what kind of pizzas did she make, and how do you make pizza on a cast iron skillet, does that mean you fry the pizza dough?

    #984869
    popa_bar_abba
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    You’ll never believe it. Now she made pancakes.

    #984870

    Does he want to publicize that he’s entertaining the thought of getting married? Is married? Was Married?

    #984872
    oomis
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    Send her over here. I am in the mood for pizza AND pancakes!

    #984873
    Bookworm120
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    @oomis – Me too!

    PBA, your wife try Fleishman’s special pizza yeast. I’ve made wonderful pizzas with it. 🙂

    #984874
    Shopping613 🌠
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    Arent you supposed to have a husband? Not a wife…

    #984875
    the-art-of-moi
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    Shopping-

    Another fantastic question about the mysterious and hilarious popa. Will they ever be answered???

    #984876
    popa_bar_abba
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    What is a persimmon?

    #984877
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    It’s what your wife would need to reclaim her handbag if she ever lost it.

    #984878
    Torah613Torah
    Participant

    A persimmon is like a tomato, but sweet like a berry, and with a slight pumpkin flavor.

    #984879
    popa_bar_abba
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    Why not just eat a tomato, and then a berry

    #984880
    Torah613Torah
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    Hmmm. That’s a good substitute for those on persimmon-free diets.

    #984881
    🍫Syag Lchochma
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    Persimmon is the name of the color of paint I used this summer to paint my den.

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