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It is not supposed to reappear for some 80,000 years so what are you gonna do about it?
I’m not.
im canadian!
I am celebrating the incredible nissim and niflaos of chag chanukah as well as giving thanks to hashem to for being able to live in America, a true medinah shel chessed. No turkey or shopping though.
Irrelevant.
We’re having our family dinner at lunchtime so people can get home to light. No turkey, though – they are very expensive and nobody likes turkey that much. If we had (a) more people and (b) more money, I would go for the Turducken from Evergreen. Only $190.
The 8th of Teves doesn’t fall out on Dec. 11th very often either, but I don’t plan on doing anything about that either.
I would only eat the sweet potatoes and pumpkin pie anyway.
Turkey and stuffing latkes and carrot kugel and potato poppers and mashed potatoes and gravy on Friday night! Pumpkin-chocolate bread and sufganiyot for dessert – the best of both worlds
smiling politely when ppl wish me a happy “thanksgivakkah”. and grimacing unpolitely when they ask if I have a “menurky”.
What Jew in their right mind would buy a menorah they cud only use once??
(that comment was not directed towards the preschool teachers who send kids home with wooden menorahs that can rlly only be used once- since they burn down the first night.
attn: wood+ fire= bad idea).
I am celebrating the same way I celebrated in 1861 with just 3 differences:-
1) this time I took color pictures whereas in 1861 I took Black & White pictures.
2) This time I am reporting back via computer whereas last time I reported back by via telegram.
3) This time I went to my meal of Turkey with Latkes by car whereas last time I went to my meal of Turkey with Latkes in my carriage drawn by horses.
When you eat turkey, you are offending Peta. When you eat Turkey, you offend everyone who lives there.
What Jew in their right mind would buy a menorah they cud only use once??”
What do you mean????? It’ll be good again in 78,000 years.
Y’know that “turkey” in Hebrew is “Hodu”… turkey = thankfulness.
I didn’t. Usually I like shticky things, but I don’t even usually celebrate Thanksgiving.
My friend was telling me all about her Thanksgiving dinner, and she asked how ours was, and I was like, what, the pizza? Yeah, it was very good.
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