Come on in (don’t run, there’s enough time for everyone), and let us know how to keep it that way..
A) All crisis have been successfully solved.
B) Every one who wanted a Sem, found one.
C) Same with …(no need to spell it out).
D) Everyone here knows everyone else’s position on the countless of issues at hand, whether right, middle, left, right/middle, middle/left, two degrees to the right etc. And everyone respects each-others’ views.
E) Nothing needing posting has happened an entire day.
F) When I’m busy on a project for a period of time, and can’t wreck the place here. (ha ha!! me – busy???)
The coffee room opens to the decaffeinated page, and all threads become repetitive.
Then move one over.
You can always change it an instead start off when you walk in with a cappuccino instead