# How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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shnitzy
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And why has an answer never been found for this befuddling query?

Ponder me that folks.

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SaysMe
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a woodchuck would chuck a chuck of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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Torah613Torah
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

equals

a woodchuck could chuck what a woodchuck chucks if a woodchuck could chuck wood

==>

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

minus

a woodchuck could chuck what a woodchuck chucks if a woodchuck could chuck wood

equals

-woodchuck = 0

|woodchuck| = 0

Feel free to complete the proof, it is due tonight at 8.

OK, this makes no sense. I am drunk on tiredness 🙂

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shnitzy
Member

I noticed. Well done. The, err, attempt was masterful…

Come on people, where’s your originality?

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WolfishMusings
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Ah, you messed it up… it’s “How much wood *would* a woodchuck chuck…” (if plays off the homonym wood-would)

Of course, there’s also it’s cousin-question of “How much ground would a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?”

The Wolf

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WIY
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I believe the answer is blintzes.

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Torah613Torah
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Wolf: The grind one is new to me! Thank you.

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🍫Syag Lchochma
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The answer to that (and all) questions is 42

I learned the poem with a second verse: He would chuck what a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood.

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Chachma B’Goyim Ta’amin: 361.9237001 cubic centrimeters of wood per day

#931782

a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

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YW Moderator-42
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6 more weeks of Purim!

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Chortkov
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The reason why a hummingbird hums is because it doesn’t know the words?

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Hey, I found another one.

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