How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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    shnitzy
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    And why has an answer never been found for this befuddling query?

    Ponder me that folks.

    #931774

    SaysMe
    Member

    a woodchuck would chuck a chuck of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    #931775

    Torah613Torah
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    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

    equals

    a woodchuck could chuck what a woodchuck chucks if a woodchuck could chuck wood

    ==>

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

    minus

    a woodchuck could chuck what a woodchuck chucks if a woodchuck could chuck wood

    equals

    -woodchuck = 0

    |woodchuck| = 0

    Feel free to complete the proof, it is due tonight at 8.

    OK, this makes no sense. I am drunk on tiredness 🙂

    #931776

    shnitzy
    Member

    I noticed. Well done. The, err, attempt was masterful…

    Come on people, where’s your originality?

    #931777

    WolfishMusings
    Participant

    Ah, you messed it up… it’s “How much wood *would* a woodchuck chuck…” (if plays off the homonym wood-would)

    Of course, there’s also it’s cousin-question of “How much ground would a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?”

    The Wolf

    #931778

    WIY
    Member

    I believe the answer is blintzes.

    #931779

    Torah613Torah
    Participant

    Wolf: The grind one is new to me! Thank you.

    #931780

    🍫Syag Lchochma
    Participant

    The answer to that (and all) questions is 42

    I learned the poem with a second verse: He would chuck what a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood.

    #931781

    Chachma B’Goyim Ta’amin: 361.9237001 cubic centrimeters of wood per day

    No links.

    #931782

    a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

    #931783

    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    6 more weeks of Purim!

    #931784

    Chortkov
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    The reason why a hummingbird hums is because it doesn’t know the words?

    #1692374

    Hey, I found another one.

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