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    👑RebYidd23
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    And I don’t sing professionally. In fact, you have probably never heard me sing. Ha! You, saying your favorite singer is the best when I’m so much better. But I only sing in the shower.

    #1132747
    The Queen
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    The shower is a great place for singing. Try also the Shabbos tish.

    #1132748
    The Queen
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    I said all along that chances are a yid is the best singer.

    #1132749
    pcoz
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    I dreamt I saw Helfgott and I asked him, who is the world’s best chazzan? So he said, Helfgott of course.

    #1132750
    theprof1
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    i’m not sure that helfgott is the best. chaim adler in israel is pretty great

    #1132751
    👑RebYidd23
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    Chances are against a Jew being the best singer. I defy chance.

    #1132752
    Mammele
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    RY: if I’d say chances are a Jew is the best lawyer (at least in the US, it’s hard to compare different countries with differing legal systems etc.) would you also disagree? So now we’re entering “racist” territory… But truly, if you can believe Jews are smart, are “groomed” for analytical thinking, and are overly represented in the legal field, others may believe the same to be true about singing.

    But since unlike lawyers, singing doesn’t require a college degree, it’s impossible to know the percentage of professional Jewish singers based on population size versus in the general population. Or to judge how many singers there are who are worthy of the title singer — especially whether to include professional shower singers…

    Now that I bothered typing this up before getting a response to my initial question, you’ll probably reply that a Jew isn’t the best lawyer statistically speaking. Oy vey..,

    #1132753
    👑RebYidd23
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    If I sang at the Shabbos table, people might hear my voice and worship me. I don’t want to lead them into avodah zarah.

    #1132755
    The Queen
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    Mammele: Jews are lemaleh min ha statistics.

    #1132756
    Git Meshige
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    One thing is for sure, after 120 years , you will not be asked ” were you the best singer”

    #1132758
    Health
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    Mr. Yidd -“And I don’t sing professionally. In fact, you have probably never heard me sing.”

    And I don’t sing professionally. In fact, you have probably never heard me sing. And it’s a good thing. I’m fair to lousey as a singer. But I think I was a good husband!

    #1132759
    👑RebYidd23
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    Are centaurs Jewish?

    #1132760
    ayingle
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    R”Y-no not that i’ve met

    i don’t sing proffesionally, but when i was younger i used to do anim zemiros for our shul.

    when i was younger was…

    #1132761
    👑RebYidd23
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    If a centaur would be Jewish, would he be completely Jewish? Or just half?

    #1132762
    ayingle
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    depends on which half…

    #1132763
    ayingle
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    but in my humble opinion, I am the best singer

    #1132764
    👑RebYidd23
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    You’re wrong.

    #1132765
    Joseph
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    Why don’t y’all have a singing contest right here and now and then we can all judge who was best.

    Boys only.

    #1132766
    ayingle
    Participant

    a typing contest?

    i can give you a link….

    JUST KIDDING MODS

    #1132767
    ayingle
    Participant

    RebYidd23:you don’t even know who i am, you don’t know where i live.

    if you want to you can even make a room to try to figure out where i live!

    #1132769
    ayingle
    Participant

    hint: i’m qualified for Joseph’s singing contest

    #1132770
    👑RebYidd23
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    I know you’re wrong because you claim to be what I am and you are not me.

    #1132771
    ayingle
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    ah but you aren’t me,

    and i am the best as can be,

    so flex your muscels and we shall see

    who is better than me.

    #1132772
    ayingle
    Participant

    (you like my rime and meter, yes?)

    #1132773
    ayingle
    Participant

    and misspelling rhyme

    #1132774
    👑RebYidd23
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    Do centaurs qualify for the contest?

    #1132775
    ayingle
    Participant

    are you implying something?..

    #1132776
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Perhaps.

    #1132777
    ayingle
    Participant

    come on- you just finished the discussion and now i need to say something new.

    #1132778
    ayingle
    Participant

    are catfish amphibians or 100% fish???

    #1132779
    👑RebYidd23
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    Catfish are fish, cat-fish are half mammal half fish, kind of like merpeople.

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