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I decided I love my car. I have 98 Honda Civic LX, green, with a shmuz sticker, and I love it. It sometimes needs work, but generally it runs nicely and goes where I want it to go. And I got 45 miles per gallon on the highway when I put it on cruise control at 60 MPH.
When it becomes legal in NY, I’m going to marry it.
And I have to divorce my car. Mechanic says he’s not touching it any more. Has to do with some leak in ‘the mechanical matter’.
Inspection runs out tonight. Looking for new prospects..
@zees: wait, you have a car at nine years old? =D
😀 Zuberman! 😀
yossi z.
Had – to be more precise. Actually I still have it, but I think there’s some complications as to ???? ????? or something of that sort. If it doesn’t take care of itself (like something whitish billowing out from under the hood…) Any nine year old could get possession of that sort.
my grandmother advised me never to love something that could not love you back.
So you don’t love cats?
what, a cat can’t love back?
😀 Zuberman! 😀
None I met.
the ones that i have met definitely showed affection (and appreciation). once we are on the topic what about dogs?
😀 Zuberman! 😀
Love?
If so, maybe you can marry them in NY now.
popa…its nice to know youre a chofetz chaim guy 😀 join the club!
I love jaguars, especially the ones between 6 months and 2 years of age. That is why I pay a couple of chevre who graduated Rikers to trap them for me, and then I adopt them as pets. They sure drink a lot of gasoline.
once saw a quote: “Do something for your dog, he’ll think of you as god, do something for your cat, he’ll think he’s god.”
Self centered people act like the cat.
“popa…its nice to know youre a chofetz chaim guy 😀 join the club!”
What gave it away, the car or the shmuz sticker?
my car and I remain good friends, but I’m not sure how committed this relationship is. a civil union is as far as I’m willign to go.
shein: i hear where you are making a differentiation. ok then well yes i never loved a cat 😛
i still can’t really believe i even posted on this thread but what do you want from a guy at two in the morning? (don’t ask what i was doing up it would take too long to explain)
😀 Zuberman! 😀
popa_bar_abba – Please promise to send me an invitation to the chasaneh. I have never been to NY and if I am invited to a simcha, well I always attend simchas. I hope they don’t change the law too quickly (which I doubt as the lawmakers are all tuckered out from the last marriage laws that they changed – they need a rest) because Canada is in the midst of a postal strike, so I won’t get my invitation. Please wait until the strike is over. Also, will your gift registry be at Amoco or Exxon?
ps: when you break the glass, don’t do it too close to the tires.
I would love to marry my car, it’s never talking back to me…
Poppa; I think you are obsessed withy the news maybe you should get some therapy?? Wheres Health? I’M sure thats what he/she would recommend!
There was a shocking study that found 50% of people are talking to their cars, the shocking part was that half the drivers dont!!
A car cannot consent, a person can
popa- GREAT NEWS!!! You may have your wedding anytime now as the Canadian postal strike is now over – I just read the news here on YWN. Please send my invitation to:
Minyan gal
New home of the Winnipeg Jets.
I think that should do it. When Canada Post is working at their best they are able to track almost anyone down. A few years ago, a friend of mine received a letter addressed to “Auntie Shelley” with the name of her street underneath – no numbers – and she got the letter. In approximately 1920, my father’s uncle received a letter from his brother in Russia addressed to “Joe Shmoe (pseudonym) – Canada”. He also received his letter. So, in this computerized day and age, they should have no trouble finding me.
I am so excited – I will be coming to New York – and for a simcha!
so you are a shmuz guy? cool
isn’t that geneivas daas? you make ppl think you are shmuz guy when you’re not. either become one (his stuff is great) or take the sticker off.
(I’m joking!)
Thanks for the update.
I couldn’t sleep at night, wondering how your car was doing.
LOL DY
I don’t have a running car. I guess I’ll have to marry a Matchbox car.
You should totally call your car “the shmuz cruise”! It sounds like a real jalopy though.
Where do you take a car on a shidduch date? What hotel has a big enough lobby? If guys fill out blue forms and girls pink forms, what forms do cars fill out? There are a whole host of new halachik questions here.
Vehicles are female, except for some motorcycles. When you go on a date, both drive, and you remain in the parking lot where she is comfortable.
Still cheaper than maintaining a human wife.
Hey, nowadays many women are the ones earning the money. Be fair.
If only we could get our cars to have baby cars for us, it would all be over.
What would be over?
Popa, how’s your car doing?
DY, you got some good lines on this thread!
SiDi™
You’re funny!
SiDi™
It was a loose nut, and it was behind the wheel.
You’re funny!
SiDi™
DaasYochid- good one! poppa_bar_abba- this is a painful topic, but now that your car is getting old, I think it’s time to look into life insurance policies.
How’s the car doing? Still holding up?
Are you paying alimony?
My car doesn’t have a Shmuz magnet, but the car itself is a shmutz magnet.
Does that qualify?
hi bluhbluh!
i think i love my car but it may not be real love. i may just be using it….
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