If I only had a brain

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  • October 24, 2013 3:12 pm at 3:12 pm #610993
    BoruchSchwartz
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    He said my life is schmulik

    I can’t recall the bullick

    If I only had a brain

    If you can’t dance the hora

    Then please give me a torah

    If I only had a braainn

    I clap and sing for hours

    Like secondary powers

    If I only had a brain

    If you can give me soda

    Then I can give you yoda

    If I only had a brain

    October 24, 2013 4:24 pm at 4:24 pm #982897
    keepitcoming
    Member

    Whats ur point?

    October 24, 2013 6:23 pm at 6:23 pm #982898
    jewishdude
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    his point is a brilliant one

    he makes several very intelligent haaras that you must not be recognizing

    whoever boruch schwartz is, i hope he keeps showering us with such chidushim

    October 24, 2013 6:50 pm at 6:50 pm #982899
    BoruchSchwartz
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    well let us not forget. i am a very brilliant young woman.

    October 24, 2013 7:03 pm at 7:03 pm #982900
    jewishdude
    Member

    o you are a woman are you?

    so is boruch schwartz your husbands name?

    you still seem to have quite impressive chidushim for a woman

    October 24, 2013 7:09 pm at 7:09 pm #982901
    WIY
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    I dont get it. Please explain.

    October 24, 2013 7:14 pm at 7:14 pm #982902
    BoruchSchwartz
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    my name is boruch schwartz, i havent forgiven my parents for that yet. regarding my brilliance, it is indeed unusual for a woman to be intelligent at all, let alone brilliant. but what can you do? a yid is a yid.

    just an interesting point. despite my brilliance, i still lack a brain and would love to have one.

    October 24, 2013 7:59 pm at 7:59 pm #982903
    akuperma
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    Not having a brain isn’t so bad. Have you considered a career in politics?

    October 24, 2013 8:43 pm at 8:43 pm #982904
    BoruchSchwartz
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    I’d look to be a gadget

    Who cannot practice magic

    If drome only had a brain

    I’d pop the pimple two times

    With all sorts of new crimes

    If drome only had a brain

    I am not for the flowers

    For 14 different hours

    If drome only had a brain

    To pick up a big scooter

    And swim with a nice looter

    If drome only had a what a brain

    October 24, 2013 9:08 pm at 9:08 pm #982905
    Little Froggie
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    I’m not sure, is it me…

    October 27, 2013 3:58 am at 3:58 am #982906
    👑RebYidd23
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    Actually, when a person needed a brain transplant once,

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