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October 24, 2013 3:12 pm at 3:12 pm #610993BoruchSchwartzParticipant
He said my life is schmulik
I can’t recall the bullick
If I only had a brain
If you can’t dance the hora
Then please give me a torah
If I only had a braainn
I clap and sing for hours
Like secondary powers
If I only had a brain
If you can give me soda
Then I can give you yoda
If I only had a brain
October 24, 2013 4:24 pm at 4:24 pm #982897keepitcomingMemberWhats ur point?
October 24, 2013 6:23 pm at 6:23 pm #982898jewishdudeMemberhis point is a brilliant one
he makes several very intelligent haaras that you must not be recognizing
whoever boruch schwartz is, i hope he keeps showering us with such chidushim
October 24, 2013 6:50 pm at 6:50 pm #982899BoruchSchwartzParticipantwell let us not forget. i am a very brilliant young woman.
October 24, 2013 7:03 pm at 7:03 pm #982900jewishdudeMembero you are a woman are you?
so is boruch schwartz your husbands name?
you still seem to have quite impressive chidushim for a woman
October 24, 2013 7:09 pm at 7:09 pm #982901WIYMemberI dont get it. Please explain.
October 24, 2013 7:14 pm at 7:14 pm #982902BoruchSchwartzParticipantmy name is boruch schwartz, i havent forgiven my parents for that yet. regarding my brilliance, it is indeed unusual for a woman to be intelligent at all, let alone brilliant. but what can you do? a yid is a yid.
just an interesting point. despite my brilliance, i still lack a brain and would love to have one.
October 24, 2013 7:59 pm at 7:59 pm #982903akupermaParticipantNot having a brain isn’t so bad. Have you considered a career in politics?
October 24, 2013 8:43 pm at 8:43 pm #982904BoruchSchwartzParticipantI’d look to be a gadget
Who cannot practice magic
If drome only had a brain
I’d pop the pimple two times
With all sorts of new crimes
If drome only had a brain
I am not for the flowers
For 14 different hours
If drome only had a brain
To pick up a big scooter
And swim with a nice looter
If drome only had a what a brain
October 24, 2013 9:08 pm at 9:08 pm #982905Little FroggieParticipantI’m not sure, is it me…
October 27, 2013 3:58 am at 3:58 am #982906👑RebYidd23ParticipantActually, when a person needed a brain transplant once,
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