September 18, 2013 7:42 pm at 7:42 pm #610692r9913Member
If my spouse throws his socks on the floor (again) I will throw them out (no, but I’d like to)September 18, 2013 8:12 pm at 8:12 pm #975907funnyboneParticipant
If my spouse makes supper/brings home a paycheck/does housework/helps with the kids, I will thank him/her.September 18, 2013 8:27 pm at 8:27 pm #975908oomisParticipant
If my spouse ever remembers where he put his keys and wallet, I will make a kiddush.September 18, 2013 9:42 pm at 9:42 pm #975909popa_bar_abbaParticipant
If my spouse does anything, I will love her.September 22, 2013 12:56 am at 12:56 am #975910Torah613TorahParticipant
If my spouse did anything, I would accept him.September 22, 2013 1:44 am at 1:44 am #975911Lost1970Member
>> If my spouse does anything, I will love her.
What will you do if she abuses your children?
When I lived in Russia I was horrified by the abuse my friends went through at home.September 22, 2013 5:40 am at 5:40 am #975912
If my spouse introduces himself to me, I will marry him.(no,not just any Joe Shmoe – my SPOUSE).September 22, 2013 12:58 pm at 12:58 pm #975913oomisParticipant
Halevai b’korov, Eclipse.September 22, 2013 2:38 pm at 2:38 pm #975914
oomis – amein!September 22, 2013 3:30 pm at 3:30 pm #975915WIYMember
I don’t get it. You mean if he was a criminal or did some horrible things to people you would still accept him? Why?September 22, 2013 8:35 pm at 8:35 pm #975916
WIY: Maybe right now the spouse is not doing ANYthing, so when he starts doing whatever he is supposed to be doing, she will unlock the door and accept him back into the house:)September 22, 2013 8:36 pm at 8:36 pm #975917
Torah: My (above) reply post was a joke…albeit a stupid one:(September 22, 2013 11:49 pm at 11:49 pm #975918SaysMeMember
eclipse- it was a joke n made ME smile at least. And a good example of how to be dan l’kaf zchus as well! It was a creative positive twist to WIYs replySeptember 23, 2013 12:37 am at 12:37 am #975919Torah613TorahParticipant
This wasn’t my most thought out post ever, but I did think of a supporting argument ex post facto. Because it says ???? ????? ?? ???? and not ??????. 🙂September 23, 2013 1:46 am at 1:46 am #975920WolfishMusingsParticipant
If my spouse introduces himself to me, I will marry him.(no,not just any Joe Shmoe – my SPOUSE).
Heh. That’s just what happened to me. Eees said “hi” to me one day in the library*. We’ve been together ever since.
* To set the record straight, we had met once before, about eight months earlier. She recognized me from that meeting.September 23, 2013 6:36 am at 6:36 am #975921
I think I’m beginning to pick up Popa’s style without even meaning to! Or SOMEbody’s style in here; I can’t believe I even wrote that!!September 23, 2013 2:17 pm at 2:17 pm #975922miritchkaMember
Read this in a newspaper a while back: If my hisbnd put down the phone for a while, he’d notice 10 years have gone by and he has a wife and 6 children. (how sad is that?!)September 23, 2013 5:21 pm at 5:21 pm #975924MCPMember
(MAD LIBS) (INVITE HER TO JOIN THIS THREAD)September 23, 2013 9:42 pm at 9:42 pm #975925Sam2Participant
Torah: “Sins and not sinners” is a Christian mistranslation of that Passuk/phrase.
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