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  • #1089920

    ☕️coffee addict
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    what are bbwe arguing about again?

    additionally, that’s only in the winter when skunks aren’t out (at least in NY) and today is the summer solstice so I’m right.

    you’re as wrong as a horsw racing a cat through water.

    #1089921

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    You’re wrong as a banana driving a garbage truck through LA at three AM singing Spanish music and wiggling its ears and spitting like a camel in a way that reminds you of your fourth cousin.

    #1089922

    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    rebyidd,

    that actually makes sense

    #1089923

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Your cousin spits like a camel?

    #1089924

    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    well,

    i dont know my fourth cousin but if i did it probably would remind me of him/her

    #1089925

    Wisey
    Participant

    Practice makes perfect. Nobody is perfect. Therefore nobody practices.

    #1089926

    cozimjewish
    Member

    wisey – no its: Everybody does it! Except me. Therefore, I must be nobody. Nobody’s perfect 😉

    #1089928

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Wisey, that’s logic! you are being docked five points, one for every president of Uganda who wore a purple hat!

    #1089929

    MRS PLONY
    Participant

    This is HORRIFYING! I only read this thread b/c my daughter wanted to see it! You people have too much time on your hands!

    #1089930

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    We are actually learning a lot. But that doesn’t matter because knowledge gained any way other than directly from books doesn’t count.

    #1089931

    WolfishMusings
    Participant

    I found another good one.

    In a thread regarding depression, one poster enlightened us with this gem:

    Depression is assur. Mitzva gedola lehiyos bsimcha tamid. Of course there are times were aloud to be sad (at a levaya or on tisha bav or something else like that) but to be sad for no reason? Thats completely assur.

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    #1089932

    Bookworm120
    Participant

    We should all make aliyah to Israel NOW because Hillary Clinton is running for president.

    #1089933

    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    why is that illogical?

    #1089934

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Because Clinton is not yet prez. And also is not guaranteed worse than Obama. In fact, we have a problem of presidents becoming corrupt in office, and this will solve it.

    #1089935

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    All false arguments start with a bad premise. Some of the arguments in this thread did not. Therefore they are true.

    #1089936

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    ?’? ?????? ???? ???.

    ? ?? ?? ???? ??tt?? t??? ???

    #1089937

    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    machlokesim need two people to argue so this thread is starting to be inapplicable :p

    #1089938

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    No, only three people.

    #1089939

    Wisey
    Participant

    Both of these statements are false. Therefore they are illogical.

    #1089940

    sushibagel
    Member

    And the winner is?

    #1089941

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    What’s a winner?

    #1089942

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Nobody but an impartial mod could choose a winner here. And I’m not sure I was ever eligible to enter since I started it.

    #1653852

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    RebYidd23, that can be construed as to fall under the topic of philosophy; ergo, it is not relevant to real life and is thus invalid.

    #1653866

    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    it is not relevant to real life

    and therefore illogical

    however what I just said is a logical statement so my claim is invalid

    #1653871

    laskern
    Participant

    Korach did not think logically since he did not justify what makes him better than anyone else. I was told that when you have self interest, you don’t think logically.

    #1653888

    Heargod
    Participant

    Everyone is right because everyone is entitled to their’ opinion

    #1654073

    DovidBT
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    Suppose you shoot an arrow at a target.
    At any instant of time, the arrow is at a fixed position in the air.
    So the arrow is never in motion.
    Therefore, motion does not exist!.

    #1654092

    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    Everyone is right because everyone is entitled to their’ opinion

    You’re wrong

    #1654847

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    You’re entitled to your opinion.

    #1655095

    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    You’re entitled to your opinion.

    It’s not my opinion it’s a fact

    #1655098

    🍫Syag Lchochma
    Participant

    And the fact is that it’s your opinion.
    Although it is definitely right, because evetyone is entitled to their opinion.

    #1655238

    Heargod
    Participant

    Everyone is right because everyone is entitled to their’ opinion

    You’re wrong

    i know i am, but
    at least i’m not a coffee addict

    #1655265

    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    Although it is definitely right, because evetyone is entitled to their opinion.

    Just because it’s my opinion it doesn’t make it right

    If it was someone’s opinion that Jews are from Mars that doesn’t make it right

    #1655313

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Of course they would be right, but you’re right too.

    #1655618

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Your argument contains a fallacy. It would be fallacious for me to claim that the fallacy makes your argument incorrect; therefore, your argument is correct.

    #1655805

    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    Of course they would be right, but you’re right too.

    So we make airplanes when we argue?

    #1655907

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    What are airplanes? You Republicans always act like you’re so much smarter than everyone else, just because your education gave you familiarity with the concept of “airplanes”, whatever those are.

    #1657103

    LOTR92
    Participant

    The reason why when walking back from something always seems shorter is because it is.
    when walking back, to wherever you are going, you are going with the earth’s orbit, but when you are going there you are going against it, making your walk 1.745 seconds longer per 6 min. of walking.

    #1658502

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    But the earth’s orbit has never been proven!

    #1658859

    LOTR92
    Participant

    still awesome argument!

    #1661783

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Prove it!

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