I'm sitting at a Simcha; What would we do without our thumbs?

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    Shticky Guy
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    Everybody is on their phones.

    What do YOU do during the speeches etc?

    #823206
    TheGoq
    Participant

    While the people are distracted i eat the food off their plates

    ok not really

    #823207
    moishy
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    LOL!! I thought u were talking abt twittling your thumbs!!

    #823208
    GumBall
    Member

    Post!! Ugh!! I hate speeches!! jj!! I like good speeches!!

    #823209
    gefen
    Participant

    Goq:

    love ur answer!

    Shticky Guy:

    how do you think i became such an expert at texting and playing solitaire? 😉

    #823210
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    Goq lol. And you wonder why your family think you’re strange… ☺. Well we all love you here!

    Twittling your thumbs

    Reminds me of the two Irish musicians who went for an audition. When asked for their musical abilities, the first said “I can play the piano by ear” and the second said “and I can fiddle with my mustache”

    #823211
    LemonySnicket
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    If you want some real (and evil) entertainment, shake the seltzer bottles and watch hilarity ensue when some unsuspecting chap tries to open it. Bonus points for causing the speech giver to lose his concentration.

    #823212
    brotherofurs
    Participant

    i thought this was a thread about how much we should really appreciate our thumbs any time and especially at a simcha so we can dance and like hold a fork 😉

    #823213
    RABBAIM
    Participant

    Take a sefer with you. Much better in the long run!

    #823214
    TheGoq
    Participant

    TY Gefen & Shticky

    #823215
    apushatayid
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    if we didnt have thumbs we would have to eat like animals, eating out of a trough at a shmorg bumping heads with other people wouldnt be much fun. opposable thumbs are a tremendous bracha.

    #823216
    Imaofthree
    Participant

    Not so nice to be on the cell phone during speeches and chuppa etc. but it’s better than talking and disturbing.

    #823217
    adorable
    Participant

    its the most disgusting thing to be at a speech or be sitting with someone when they are texting the whole time. so annoying!

    #823218
    apushatayid
    Participant

    There is a video going around the web of a (non jewish) bride, texting at her wedding ceremony. The galach is standing their saying his thing, she pulls out her phone sends a couple of texts and puts away the phone. The look on her fathers face (he is standing right next to her) is priceless.

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