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In every person’s babyhood, there is a stage where he or she often feels an urge to stick his/her fingers in another person’s mouth, and he/she will usually act upon that urge. Sometimes, perhaps due to trauma as an infant, a child becomes fixated in this stage for life. We call them dentists.
Poor you! Traumatized by the dentist. what are you going to do take anti-depressents. smoke.
What about orthodontists? What did they do to turn out the way they did?
thank you for wasting my time
This thread is inexcusable. Rabbi Yid you owe everyone in the coffee room an apology.
I thought this thread would be about making sure to get your kids braces otherwise their teeth will go off the derech.
The only thing I can think about related to both child-rearing and (possibly) dentistry is what we see in the Haggaddah regarding the Wicked Son.
I gave out THICK matzo to one son “????? ?? ?????.. ??? ???”
Thank you, reb yid, for opening up my eyes to this phenomenon. I will tell people who want their children to have jobs to simply stick their children’s fingers (or metal paraphernalia) into others’ mouths. And I will tell anyone who doesn’t want a tooth-pulling, insurance-draining, time-consuming, pain-creating child to pull out their children’s fingers from the above-mentioned mouths.
oomis, the only mention of teeth is as part of an idiom”
Well, duuuuuuuhhhhhh! 🙂
And then there are people who didn’t do that and find going to the dentist a chore.
Another very important dental tip to parents. Make sure you’re kid doesn’t chew on his pet rock
My pet rock is porous, it will just crumble and his teeth would be fine.
I keep my rock in a cool, dry place to keep it safe. But all parents should make sure to keep pet rocks away from children as they are a choking hazard
So put away the children
my pet rock has graduated stony brook university! problem is, he does not want to go to work yet he just wants to play rock and roll so I told him A rolling stone gathers no boss.
<bump> this was a funny thread so in the interest of continuing the more exciting threads I am bumping this
this was a funny thread?
Slightly.
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