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April 23, 2014 11:02 pm at 11:02 pm #612626👑RebYidd23Participant
In every person’s babyhood, there is a stage where he or she often feels an urge to stick his/her fingers in another person’s mouth, and he/she will usually act upon that urge. Sometimes, perhaps due to trauma as an infant, a child becomes fixated in this stage for life. We call them dentists.
April 23, 2014 11:59 pm at 11:59 pm #1028278EpisParticipantPoor you! Traumatized by the dentist. what are you going to do take anti-depressents. smoke.
April 24, 2014 12:33 am at 12:33 am #1028279Bookworm120ParticipantWhat about orthodontists? What did they do to turn out the way they did?
April 24, 2014 1:08 am at 1:08 am #1028280👑RebYidd23ParticipantOrthodontists are the ones who stuck metal tools into people’s mouths as babies.
April 24, 2014 2:41 am at 2:41 am #1028281UtahMemberthank you for wasting my time
April 24, 2014 3:19 am at 3:19 am #1028282👑RebYidd23ParticipantAnd thank you for your kind words about my latest studies in psychology.
April 24, 2014 3:50 am at 3:50 am #1028283Davar KatanMemberThis thread is inexcusable. Rabbi Yid you owe everyone in the coffee room an apology.
April 24, 2014 5:05 am at 5:05 am #1028284TheGoqParticipantI thought this thread would be about making sure to get your kids braces otherwise their teeth will go off the derech.
April 24, 2014 5:24 pm at 5:24 pm #1028285👑RebYidd23ParticipantMy name was misspelled. And I apologize that some people on the CR, excluding myself of course, are idiots who complain about everything their feeble brains cannot comprehend.
April 24, 2014 11:14 pm at 11:14 pm #1028286oomisParticipantThe only thing I can think about related to both child-rearing and (possibly) dentistry is what we see in the Haggaddah regarding the Wicked Son.
April 25, 2014 1:23 am at 1:23 am #1028287Little FroggieMemberI gave out THICK matzo to one son “????? ?? ?????.. ??? ???”
April 25, 2014 2:48 am at 2:48 am #1028289👑RebYidd23Participantoomis, the only mention of teeth is as part of an idiom.
April 25, 2014 4:23 am at 4:23 am #1028290I. M. ShluffinParticipantThank you, reb yid, for opening up my eyes to this phenomenon. I will tell people who want their children to have jobs to simply stick their children’s fingers (or metal paraphernalia) into others’ mouths. And I will tell anyone who doesn’t want a tooth-pulling, insurance-draining, time-consuming, pain-creating child to pull out their children’s fingers from the above-mentioned mouths.
April 25, 2014 1:40 pm at 1:40 pm #1028291oomisParticipantoomis, the only mention of teeth is as part of an idiom”
Well, duuuuuuuhhhhhh! 🙂
April 25, 2014 8:20 pm at 8:20 pm #1028292VogueMemberAnd then there are people who didn’t do that and find going to the dentist a chore.
May 1, 2014 1:45 am at 1:45 am #1028293👑RebYidd23ParticipantBirds are soooooo lucky. Wings and no dentists!
May 1, 2014 2:59 am at 2:59 am #1028294To be or not to beMemberAnother very important dental tip to parents. Make sure you’re kid doesn’t chew on his pet rock
May 1, 2014 10:00 pm at 10:00 pm #1028295👑RebYidd23ParticipantOr on yours.
May 2, 2014 5:21 pm at 5:21 pm #1028296To be or not to beMemberMy pet rock is porous, it will just crumble and his teeth would be fine.
May 2, 2014 7:50 pm at 7:50 pm #1028297👑RebYidd23ParticipantSo for the sake of your rock, don’t allow it to happen.
May 2, 2014 10:21 pm at 10:21 pm #1028298To be or not to beMemberI keep my rock in a cool, dry place to keep it safe. But all parents should make sure to keep pet rocks away from children as they are a choking hazard
May 4, 2014 9:13 pm at 9:13 pm #1028299👑RebYidd23ParticipantSome pet rocks are too large.
May 9, 2014 1:05 am at 1:05 am #1028300To be or not to beMemberSo put away the children
June 29, 2014 1:17 pm at 1:17 pm #1028301To be or not to beMembermy pet rock has graduated stony brook university! problem is, he does not want to go to work yet he just wants to play rock and roll so I told him A rolling stone gathers no boss.
August 18, 2014 5:17 pm at 5:17 pm #1028302To be or not to beMember<bump> this was a funny thread so in the interest of continuing the more exciting threads I am bumping this
August 18, 2014 5:34 pm at 5:34 pm #1028303SayIDidIt™Participantthis was a funny thread?
Slightly.
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August 18, 2014 5:54 pm at 5:54 pm #1028304To be or not to beMemberDetails details
August 18, 2014 6:09 pm at 6:09 pm #1028305SayIDidIt™Participant😉
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