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  • #1243621

    Chortkov
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    Lilmod – Is Josephs’ sister Tzippy or Ruchy? I think there’s a mix up somewhere…

    #1243768

    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    Oh whoops, you’re right! Thanks for pointing that out. See what happens when we can’t edit? And can’t even see what we wrote right away?

    btw, I did write Tzippy the second time.

    #1244206

    👑RebYidd23
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    Due to the talking dog principle (which states that for no known reason, dogs in stories can talk sometimes), the hygienic labradoodle kept his distance but spoke loudly, “Why did you do that to Bailey? Just cause she’s a beagle? She was only playing!” and then started crying.

    #1244330

    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    RebYidd, what is a hygeienic labradoodle?

    #1244339

    👑RebYidd23
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    Then RebYidd23 instantly regretted using the word “indeed” repeatedly, but could not edit.

    #1244338

    👑RebYidd23
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    RebYidd23 stared at the computer screen for a minute, not sure how to answer. Indeed, what is a hygienic labradoodle? That is indeed a good question. I looked back to when the story said “Rivky didn’t understand why people were so rejecting of beagles but were okay with hygienic labradoodles.”. Hmmm, still not sure.

    #1244878

    👑RebYidd23
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    Upon further consideration, RebYidd23 decided that a hygienic labradoodle is probably the same as a regular labradoodle, but more hygienic.

    #1244937

    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    What’s a labradoodle? Some kind of dog produced in a lab?

    #1245063

    👑RebYidd23
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    Hybrid dog breed. Labrador retriever and poodle.

    #1246119

    👑RebYidd23
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    Perelle was right in front of her own house when she met Rochelle, which was weird because she had a lawn and driveway extending fourty feet in front of her house. But Rochelle was that type of person who always starts a conversation and then leaves without discussing whatever weird thing she was doing (in this case, leading a zebra-striped donkey with a barrel of orange juice strapped on its back through Perelle’s lawn).
    She started with “Hi, what are you doing out this late? You don’t have a date with the illui from Stamford this late, do you?”
    “No, I’m just going to the barn to check on the kids.” Perelle replied, forgetting for a moment that Rochelle wasn’t supposed to be there.
    “You have a barn? And kids? And what are the kids doing in the barn?”
    “Uh, they live there? And I really need to go to sleep.”
    Rochelle continued on her way, wondering if she should call child protective services. Who keeps innocent baby animals in a barn? (Actually, almost everyone who has baby animals. But Rochelle doesn’t know that.)

    #1255287

    👑RebYidd23
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    Later that night, Rochelle pondered whether to write three things good about keeping babies in barns for the Defend Something You Are Against Challenge.

    #1421996

    👑RebYidd23
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    Deep in thought in his secret partially evil lair, Mohammed McDonald McVeigh’s double, Borus Angus Demetrius was contemplating the idea of trying to influence the government into making all hair dye purchases tax deductible. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Boris Angus Demetrius opened the door, only to see a stranger.
    “Garncéal Bu!” the stranger greeted him. “Is this the secret evil lair of Boris Angus Demetrius Zandergrun?”
    “Partially evil” Boris Angus Demetrius replied. “I haven’t finished remodeling yet. And apparently it’s not secret anymore.”
    “I found out about it from your mother. Don’t worry, I won’t tell. I just need your help with a little plot.” said the stranger.
    “I don’t even know your name, and you knock on my door asking for help with your plot? My real estate business is open during normal business hours.” Boris Angus Demetrius pointed out.
    “My name is not important. And not the kind of plot your business handles. You see, I want to drop chemical weapons on Israel.”
    ♦️ ♦️ ♦️

    #1422101

    👑RebYidd23
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    After four hours of shocked silence, Boris Angus Demetrius replied. “Do you think I’m a chemist or something? I’m just a regular doctor who does a little genetic engineering on the side. There’s a koala parrot right there, sitting in my chair drinking coffee.”
    “Any kind of weapon will do,” said the stranger, “so long as it is very, very scary sounding.”
    “Do I look like a weapons engineer?” asked Boris Angus Demetrius. “Also, what should I call you?”
    “Yes. And call me Chadwick.” answered the stranger.
    ♦️ ♦️ ♦️

    #1422567

    Good stuff. 🙂

    #1635377

    popa_bar_abba
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    Relevant bump

    #1635418

    Torah613Torah
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    This thread is gold

    #1635424

    justme22
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    Doctors tell us to not use the internet to look up our symptoms we all do it. I think as long as she knows that all sorts of bad advice can come from anywhere she will be safe in this world.
    I had a friend who did not wear seatbelts because his parents don’t so you see parents can
    Also be bad mentors.
    I assume she is not 12 so stop monitoring so much a girl who you trust to be able to be ready to have kids

    #1638306

    Reopened.

    Maybe Boris Angus Demetrius and Baruch will meet.

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