"It's A RAP!"…Kosher Jam

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  • #594067
    eclipse
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    Rap songs have a lot of lines that rhyme with the first line.

    Care to join?

    Keep it kosher,all the way through.

    I’ll start,with your kind permission.

    It’s so easy to give problems daily mention

    And discuss them at the annual Convention

    What I’d like to know is WHAT’S YOUR INTERVENTION?

    What do YOU do to stop all the dissension?

    Do you hear the words and say,”Yeah,this needs attention?

    People today should all be in detention?”

    Do you look into your mirror and start “bentschen”

    Your own self ‘cos y’all think you’re perfect “mentschen”?

    Okay,you don’t,you know you got to change

    In some small way,you got to rearrange

    Priorities got pushed to the back range

    So tell us all:

    (Uh-oh,I’m stuck…what else rhymes?)

    #727306
    eclipse
    Member

    Starting over:

    Anyone??

    #727307
    bpt
    Participant

    My favorite kinda music (but in BP, we call it “gramen”)

    I’ll work on this over the next few days

    #727308
    1dayatatime
    Participant

    so i’m takin my piece, goin to the gun range

    gettin all these looks, somethin so strange

    havin all these talks, i do like the exchange

    #727309
    1dayatatime
    Participant

    Theres a place out there that we call cy-ber-space

    where people can sharetheir lot, without face-to-face

    difference of opinions, many different screennames

    but its all good, its who we are, so lets not play the blame game

    But, best of all in cyberworld, that happens with a BOOM

    Absolutely, The Yeshiva Worlds, COFFEE ROOM

    It’s six-oclock, i’m outta here, so good night to you all

    But i’ll be back tomorrow, so there aint no need to call

    But if you get all chippy, and really need a rhyme

    Remember, take it easy, its just 1 DAY AT A TIME

    #727310
    bein_hasdorim
    Participant

    eclipse; Very cute!

    but ur rappin lika a true jew!

    lemme try 2 help u

    for da lyrics to flow,

    gotta keep em short yo,

    #727311
    eclipse
    Member

    bein hasedorim:

    Ok,I’ll try…

    I’m not a hot or cool Mama

    Not black like Obama

    Not bearded like Osama

    Just a Z’man Grama…

    I’m chasing the clock

    Got no time to talk

    Or go for a walk

    I gotta take stock

    Wanna make supper “rock”

    Chicken and potatoes

    Lettuce and tomatoes

    Mmmmmmmm…..

    The kids are walking in

    A yummy supper grin?

    “What?We’re having Fleishigs?”

    Amd now I’m Mama Grim.

    How’s that?

    #727312
    eclipse
    Member

    BP Totty-in my country grammen went like this:

    The Coffee Room is really cool

    NA NA NA NA NA NA NAH!

    But coffee is hot,as a rule

    NA NA NA NA NA NA NAH.

    We should change the name to ICED cappucino

    NA NA NA NA NA NA NAH…

    But the Mods are saying,”What do WE know?”

    NA NA NA NA NA …NA…NAH.

    That was really annoying,typing all those “na”s!

    #727313
    eclipse
    Member

    1dayatatime….a real gun??

    #727314
    bein_hasdorim
    Participant

    eclipse; Wow!

    Dat was pretty good,

    for a sista out da hood,

    its time 2 show what ya know,

    so just go with da flow,

    thats how ya grow,

    workin ya mo-jo,

    so Hatzlacha Rabba,

    do it for ur Abba,

    rememba ur Sabba,

    Rappins Olam Habbah!

    Now u gotta work on a beat.

    ..# .,.,# ..# .,.,#

    Um-pha PAH! bado-bado PAH!

    Um-pha PAH! bado-bado PAH! pa-pa

    (much harder than typing NA-NAS)

    not to be confused with um-fah! the white version.

    #727315
    eclipse
    Member

    mo-jo?

    #727316
    1dayatatime
    Participant

    Eclipse,

    Not a real one

    just havin fun

    i meant no pun

    so wit dat i’ll be done

    #727317
    eclipse
    Member

    Just don’t be rappin’ about guns near Dunkin’ Donuts!

    #727318

    Workin aint a pain

    till you do sumfin lame

    then you get blamed (bro)

    and ya gotta strain

    to fix yo boss’s brain

    into thinkin, into thinkin, into thinkin

    YOU DA NAME OF DA GAME yo

    sorry last line isn’t quite what I meant but couldn’t think of something else that rhymes 😉

    #727319
    eclipse
    Member

    bein hasedorim–(is that when you do this?)

    Acc.to your beat(which I don’t fully get):

    Snowy days are back

    Don’t just yak,Take the flak now

    Mayor’s gotta move

    In the groove,better prove how

    City’s gonna flow,

    It’s just snow,can’t just go now.

    #727320
    bein_hasdorim
    Participant

    eclipse; do you have a record deal yet?

    ur a quick study. Let us know when your new career takes off.

    lyric writer. I don’t know if theres a big market aside from Lipa

    Dscribe etc… But i’ll definitely buy it if it’s jewish lyrics & jewish composer. I don’t care for copycats.

    #727321
    eclipse
    Member

    RaisedEyebrow:Can I “axe” you “sumfin”?

    Why DO they talk like that?

    #727322
    eclipse
    Member

    What does mo-jo mean?

    #727323

    eclipse-

    I would say it’s due to a mix of culture and lack of education.

    bein_hasdorim-

    What DOES mo-jo mean??

    #727324
    eclipse
    Member

    R.E.”Fanks.”

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