"It's A RAP!"…Kosher Jam
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January 9, 2011 2:21 pm at 2:21 pm #594067
Rap songs have a lot of lines that rhyme with the first line.
Care to join?
Keep it kosher,all the way through.
I’ll start,with your kind permission.
It’s so easy to give problems daily mention
And discuss them at the annual Convention
What I’d like to know is WHAT’S YOUR INTERVENTION?
What do YOU do to stop all the dissension?
Do you hear the words and say,”Yeah,this needs attention?
People today should all be in detention?”
Do you look into your mirror and start “bentschen”
Your own self ‘cos y’all think you’re perfect “mentschen”?
Okay,you don’t,you know you got to change
In some small way,you got to rearrange
Priorities got pushed to the back range
So tell us all:
(Uh-oh,I’m stuck…what else rhymes?)January 9, 2011 4:14 pm at 4:14 pm #727306
Anyone??January 10, 2011 7:11 pm at 7:11 pm #727307bptParticipant
My favorite kinda music (but in BP, we call it “gramen”)
I’ll work on this over the next few daysJanuary 10, 2011 10:54 pm at 10:54 pm #727308
so i’m takin my piece, goin to the gun range
gettin all these looks, somethin so strange
havin all these talks, i do like the exchangeJanuary 10, 2011 11:29 pm at 11:29 pm #727309
Theres a place out there that we call cy-ber-space
where people can sharetheir lot, without face-to-face
difference of opinions, many different screennames
but its all good, its who we are, so lets not play the blame game
But, best of all in cyberworld, that happens with a BOOM
Absolutely, The Yeshiva Worlds, COFFEE ROOM
It’s six-oclock, i’m outta here, so good night to you all
But i’ll be back tomorrow, so there aint no need to call
But if you get all chippy, and really need a rhyme
Remember, take it easy, its just 1 DAY AT A TIMEJanuary 10, 2011 11:48 pm at 11:48 pm #727310
eclipse; Very cute!
but ur rappin lika a true jew!
lemme try 2 help u
for da lyrics to flow,
gotta keep em short yo,January 11, 2011 7:57 pm at 7:57 pm #727311
I’m not a hot or cool Mama
Not black like Obama
Not bearded like Osama
Just a Z’man Grama…
I’m chasing the clock
Got no time to talk
Or go for a walk
I gotta take stock
Wanna make supper “rock”
Chicken and potatoes
Lettuce and tomatoes
The kids are walking in
A yummy supper grin?
“What?We’re having Fleishigs?”
Amd now I’m Mama Grim.
How’s that?January 11, 2011 8:04 pm at 8:04 pm #727312
BP Totty-in my country grammen went like this:
The Coffee Room is really cool
NA NA NA NA NA NA NAH!
But coffee is hot,as a rule
NA NA NA NA NA NA NAH.
We should change the name to ICED cappucino
NA NA NA NA NA NA NAH…
But the Mods are saying,”What do WE know?”
NA NA NA NA NA …NA…NAH.
That was really annoying,typing all those “na”s!January 11, 2011 8:05 pm at 8:05 pm #727313
1dayatatime….a real gun??January 11, 2011 9:19 pm at 9:19 pm #727314
Dat was pretty good,
for a sista out da hood,
its time 2 show what ya know,
so just go with da flow,
thats how ya grow,
workin ya mo-jo,
so Hatzlacha Rabba,
do it for ur Abba,
rememba ur Sabba,
Rappins Olam Habbah!
Now u gotta work on a beat.
..# .,.,# ..# .,.,#
Um-pha PAH! bado-bado PAH!
Um-pha PAH! bado-bado PAH! pa-pa
(much harder than typing NA-NAS)
not to be confused with um-fah! the white version.January 11, 2011 9:41 pm at 9:41 pm #727315
mo-jo?January 11, 2011 9:47 pm at 9:47 pm #727316
Not a real one
just havin fun
i meant no pun
so wit dat i’ll be doneJanuary 11, 2011 9:51 pm at 9:51 pm #727317
Just don’t be rappin’ about guns near Dunkin’ Donuts!January 11, 2011 10:05 pm at 10:05 pm #727318RaisedEyebrowMember
Workin aint a pain
till you do sumfin lame
then you get blamed (bro)
and ya gotta strain
to fix yo boss’s brain
into thinkin, into thinkin, into thinkin
YOU DA NAME OF DA GAME yo
sorry last line isn’t quite what I meant but couldn’t think of something else that rhymes 😉January 11, 2011 10:10 pm at 10:10 pm #727319
bein hasedorim–(is that when you do this?)
Acc.to your beat(which I don’t fully get):
Snowy days are back
Don’t just yak,Take the flak now
Mayor’s gotta move
In the groove,better prove how
City’s gonna flow,
It’s just snow,can’t just go now.January 12, 2011 1:49 am at 1:49 am #727320
eclipse; do you have a record deal yet?
ur a quick study. Let us know when your new career takes off.
lyric writer. I don’t know if theres a big market aside from Lipa
Dscribe etc… But i’ll definitely buy it if it’s jewish lyrics & jewish composer. I don’t care for copycats.January 12, 2011 2:09 am at 2:09 am #727321
RaisedEyebrow:Can I “axe” you “sumfin”?
Why DO they talk like that?January 12, 2011 4:35 pm at 4:35 pm #727322
What does mo-jo mean?January 12, 2011 8:49 pm at 8:49 pm #727323RaisedEyebrowMember
I would say it’s due to a mix of culture and lack of education.
What DOES mo-jo mean??January 12, 2011 9:23 pm at 9:23 pm #727324
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