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  • #609975
    Toi
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    The kinaidel thread reminded me of a chassidish maaseh I would like to share with the oilam.

    The Rebbe was sitting at tisch on leil shabbos, discussing the wonderful macholim we have on shabbos. The Rebbe explained that all Shabbos foods have a counterpart in the elyonos. For example, here we call it knaidel, because in shomayim they eat “naidel”, and here it’s domeh to that, so we call it ki-naidel. We have ki’ishka for the ishka up there, and k-ugel instead of ugel. We’re makpid to eat kichel by shalosheeis, and ki’replach in the zeep. There’s one maychil that is ne’elam in the oilam hu’elyon and we’re only zocheh to in oilam hazeh.

    Chulent, said the rebbe, only down here are we zocheh to chulent.

    li’chayim!

    #1117814
    WIY
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    Toi

    Maybe its actually Ulent and we eat K-ulent?

    #1117815
    squeak
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    This sounds too lofty for simple ears. Anyone under 40 should be blocked from reading this thread. Such machshovos!

    #1117816
    Toi
    Participant

    i think bbqs are also me’en oilam haba. k’orned beef.

    #1117817
    popa_bar_abba
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    We are also zoche to K-ookoos.

    #1117818
    oomis
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    Seriously?????????!!!!!!!!!!????????

    #1117819
    Toi
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    seriously.

    #1117820
    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    Don’t forget k-okosh cake! And k-replach!

    SiDi™

    #1117821

    and k-asha varnishkas! and K-ellogg’s Special K!

    #1117822
    catch yourself
    Participant

    k-auliflower

    k-nish

    k-offee (with k-ream)

    K-it k-at

    k-ucumber (even though Rashi indicates that it’s not such a great food; maybe that’s only the earthly version)

    maybe this is why we had the k-car

    #1117823
    catch yourself
    Participant

    Bichlal, all of our food is prepared in a

    k-itchen

    #1117824
    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    K-andy

    K-ookies

    K-oke (whichever you prefer…)

    K-otton K-andy

    K-arrots

    K-etchup

    K-razy!

    SiDi™

    #1117825
    Hashemisreading
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    K-rab

    #1117826
    shtusim
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    Reminds me of a joke told by Yankel miller. he said ” my wife copies everything her mother does. Her mother’s name is Raizy, my wife is K-RAZY”

    #1117827
    golfer
    Participant

    No Hungarians here in the CR???

    How’d we forget dessert?

    K-raymesh

    (tastes a lot better than it sounds)

    #1117828
    Hashemisreading
    Participant

    is it kinaidels or kinaidelach?

    #1117829

    In the original Yiddish, it’s k’neidlach. In English, you could technically say k’neidels, but I doubt many people do.

    #1117830
    Toi
    Participant

    Holy Shnitzel. hashgacha P. I never even check the CR anymore- haven’t posted in forever, but happened to look and found this at the top of the list. K’orned beef!! gadlus.

    #1117831
    CTLAWYER
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    My MIL’s knaidel was so tough I had to cut it with a K-Nife

    #1117832
    oomis
    Participant

    K-lever!

    #1117833
    CTLAWYER
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    The good thing was that my MIL’s Knaidel that was so tough that I needed to cut it with a K-Nife was a K-Leine Knaidel.

    I washed it down with a Koffee from a K-Cup made in my Keurig.

    #1117834
    HOME ALONE
    Member

    K-orny

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