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May 20, 2011 2:23 pm at 2:23 pm #597005bptParticipant
Needless to say, the significance of May 21st to me is that its Shabbos Koidesh.
But what would you advise the nutcases to do before their time is up? Something that will really make them feel they made the most out of the last few hours they are here?
My 1st piece of advice:
Remove the tags from the back of the couch that says, “Do not remove!”
Any other ideas?
May 20, 2011 2:30 pm at 2:30 pm #768886gefenParticipantyeah – they can send me all their money, jewelry, cars, etc. they won’t be needing them.
May 20, 2011 9:40 pm at 9:40 pm #768887☕ DaasYochid ☕Participantthey can send me all their money, jewelry, cars, etc. they won’t be needing them.
Why would they waste their time on that, since you wouldn’t need it either? They could use their time much more wisely by removing their furniture tags!
May 20, 2011 9:44 pm at 9:44 pm #768888SacrilegeMemberOn the same note, take off the stickers from their baseball caps.
May 20, 2011 9:47 pm at 9:47 pm #768889gregaaronMemberSHAVE!!!
May 20, 2011 9:51 pm at 9:51 pm #768890always hereParticipantwalk on the ‘do not walk on the grass’ grass.
May 20, 2011 10:19 pm at 10:19 pm #768891yaakov doeParticipantLet them just give away all of their possessions today to those who don’t beleive them. Since they are so certain the end is tomorrow – what do they need?
May 22, 2011 7:38 am at 7:38 am #768892ZeesKiteParticipantLast day of W H A T ? ? ?
May 22, 2011 7:56 am at 7:56 am #768893BSDMemberZK go to sleep-it’s past your bedtime!
May 22, 2011 2:24 pm at 2:24 pm #768894ZeesKiteParticipantBSD
Mommy let me be up last night. The music, bonfires (actually bin-fires), festivities… a lot going on..
May 22, 2011 2:44 pm at 2:44 pm #768895oomisParticipantThese nutjobs are probably saying NOW, that because of their timely warning, everyone repented and staved off the End of the World.
May 22, 2011 5:22 pm at 5:22 pm #768897BSDMemberAhhhright, so long as you are not cranky.
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