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  • #597005
    bpt
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    Needless to say, the significance of May 21st to me is that its Shabbos Koidesh.

    But what would you advise the nutcases to do before their time is up? Something that will really make them feel they made the most out of the last few hours they are here?

    My 1st piece of advice:

    Remove the tags from the back of the couch that says, “Do not remove!”

    Any other ideas?

    #768886
    gefen
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    yeah – they can send me all their money, jewelry, cars, etc. they won’t be needing them.

    #768887
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    they can send me all their money, jewelry, cars, etc. they won’t be needing them.

    Why would they waste their time on that, since you wouldn’t need it either? They could use their time much more wisely by removing their furniture tags!

    #768888
    Sacrilege
    Member

    On the same note, take off the stickers from their baseball caps.

    #768889
    gregaaron
    Member

    SHAVE!!!

    #768890
    always here
    Participant

    walk on the ‘do not walk on the grass’ grass.

    #768891
    yaakov doe
    Participant

    Let them just give away all of their possessions today to those who don’t beleive them. Since they are so certain the end is tomorrow – what do they need?

    #768892
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Last day of W H A T ? ? ?

    #768893
    BSD
    Member

    ZK go to sleep-it’s past your bedtime!

    #768894
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    BSD

    Mommy let me be up last night. The music, bonfires (actually bin-fires), festivities… a lot going on..

    #768895
    oomis
    Participant

    These nutjobs are probably saying NOW, that because of their timely warning, everyone repented and staved off the End of the World.

    #768897
    BSD
    Member

    Ahhhright, so long as you are not cranky.

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