April 1, 2012 8:53 pm at 8:53 pm #602749
I am typing this wearing brand new latex gloves! I LOVE THEM!!!! Don’t you love wearing latex gloves when you clean? And even when you don’t clean?April 1, 2012 10:35 pm at 10:35 pm #865348
i had to remove the gloves, but i just wanted to tell a nice, heartwarming story before i forget. (you never know when the next time you are going to have the opportunity to wear latex gloves will be…)
The lady of my household asked me to remove an ant for her, and I picked it up with my be-gloved hands and tossed it onto the floor and stomped on it. Without gloves, that story’s ending may have been drastically, and maybe even tragically, different.April 3, 2012 4:40 pm at 4:40 pm #865349
Boruch Hashem, i got yet another opportunity to do a mitzva whilst clad in latex gloves!
I donned yet another pair of those precious stretchable gauntlets and i headed towards my mom’s galley in our cellar. Upon arrival, i knelt underneath our auxiliary sink so i could examine its waste conduit. I found that its waste colander was clogged, likely the reason for its delayed discharge. Time for the Latex Glove Man!
So i got another cheese bag and some rubber bands, i pulled off the old filter which was full of moldy grime and food particles, and attached the new cheese bag in its place! Then, while holding the old, nasty, mold filled cheese bag in my right hand, i removed my right Latex Glove, thereby gathering the nastiness inside a rubbery pouch, that was actually an Inside Out Latex Glove, with its outside actually the Latex powdered inside of the original Latex Glove! Then i wrapped the whole thing in my left Latex Glove, using a similar technique. Finally, i tossed the whole thing in the trash.
And there we go, saving the day with yet another pair of Latex Gloves!April 3, 2012 6:20 pm at 6:20 pm #865350OneOfManyParticipant
I HATE latex gloves. They make my hands all powdery and clammy.April 3, 2012 7:29 pm at 7:29 pm #865351
I am sorry to hear that. You are missing out on one of the L-rd’s greatest creations. Well, i hope you enjoy something else to make up for this empty spot in your happiness, like the new Yeshiva Boys Choir.
I don’t like it at all! Okay songs, bad arrangements, and way too many high pitched voices screaming at once! Eli Gerstner and Yossi Newman, its not your fault. A capella and boys choirs are not a good mix.
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