Life Under a Truck. A tale of broken mirrors, mangled bumpers, and other

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  • #609940
    popa_bar_abba
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    excitement.

    Have you ever been run over by a truck? How about on a date?

    I have been. Run over by a truck on a date. It drove on my car. Luckily, it was on the passenger side.

    More luckily, it only broke off the mirror and messed up the bumper, and bent in the wheel well (giving me a chance to show my great strength and bend it back out).

    Less luckily, it was totally my fault, so nobody to sue but myself.

    More luckily, it didn’t damage the truck, so nobody to sue me.

    Less luckily, I can’t get the bumper back in place myself.

    More luckily, I can replace the mirror myself for 27 buck.

    But in any event, here is the question: Is getting your date run over by a truck a valid way to end a date?

    #1044392
    TheGoq
    Participant

    If she doesn’t offer to pay for the tow you should break it off at once.

    #1044393
    ED IT OR
    Participant

    Wow….

    So i once had a slight scrape, completely the other guys fault…

    (He built a wall in the middle of the drift pan)

    #1044394
    Oh Shreck!
    Participant

    .. they had trucks in those days?!?

    #1044395
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    I like to tell people I bumped up my car trying to drive over a truck.

    #1044396
    Oh Shreck!
    Participant

    Start a thread about bumping old cars.

    #1044397
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Bump (sue me)

    #1044398
    Brony
    Participant

    “(He built a wall in the middle of the drift pan)”

    wut.

    #1044399
    ED IT OR
    Participant

    Wut?

    #1044400
    Oh Shreck!
    Participant

    me too, WUT?!?

    #1044401
    Randomex
    Member

    “(He built a wall in the middle of the drift pan)”

    This still needs explaining.

    #1044402
    ivory
    Member

    What is a drift pan?

    #1044403
    ED IT OR
    Participant

    This is stalking

    #1044404
    ivory
    Member

    Hold on! What happened to your date if the truck ran over the passenger side?!?!?!

    #1044405
    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    ivory, I was thinking the same thing!

    SiDi™

    #1044406
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    She’s probably okay, considering that just the mirror and bumper got hit.

    #1044407
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    what is a drift pan

    #1044408
    ED IT OR
    Participant

    The suspense will continue…

    #1044409
    DikDukDuck
    Participant

    You can replace your bumper with a custom bumper also known as a big metal bar. Been there done that.

    #1044412
    Randomex
    Member

    A “drift pan” appears to be a place to practice “drifting,”

    but not a part of your average road, and

    “build a wall” appears to be a paragliding term.

    crazybrit:

    While I did come across this thread while going through

    a poster’s history, I don’t think that’s stalking.

    (It wasn’t you.)

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