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February 23, 2020 8:04 pm at 8:04 pm #1834643akiva1Participant
Well guys there is this young man in Brooklyn that is shining with the light of mashiach ben yosef and nobody is talking about it, Can the people of Brooklyn start speaking up that mashiach ben yosef has been walking around for quite a while with ohr mashiach ben yosef and not keep the story to themselves?
February 23, 2020 9:13 pm at 9:13 pm #1834767☕️coffee addictParticipantAkiva1,
We all know him, he posts in the coffee room
Coincidentally his name is joseph
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February 23, 2020 9:13 pm at 9:13 pm #1834768Reb EliezerParticipantAisov falls in the hands of Meshiach ben Yosef and gets killed by Meshiach ben David.
February 23, 2020 9:13 pm at 9:13 pm #1834769lowerourtuition11210Participantakiva1: As a resident of Flatbush, I have no idea what you are talking about.
February 23, 2020 9:14 pm at 9:14 pm #1834775klugeryidParticipantI missed him
I’m in Brooklyn
Where can I go see him?February 23, 2020 9:14 pm at 9:14 pm #1834776GadolhadorahParticipantAre you taking about the guy over on 13th Avenue?? Perhaps they don’t want to offend the “other” moishiach over on Eastern Parkway??
February 24, 2020 12:08 am at 12:08 am #1834800AharonRottenbergParticipantStrange post
February 24, 2020 6:21 am at 6:21 am #1834806chashParticipantwhen you start seeing the lights….
February 24, 2020 12:28 pm at 12:28 pm #1834952GadolhadorahParticipantCoffee Addict”: “We all know him, he posts in the coffee room …Coincidentally his name is joseph”
Unlikely, since the OP references moishiach BEN Yosef, so obviously it cannot be our resident Troll. Also unlikely is that the OP is referencing the goiyeshe moishiach since Reb Yosef’s rebbitzen would have to be named “Mary” (something with even a lower probability).
February 26, 2020 9:56 am at 9:56 am #1835609rationalParticipantwhat is a moishiach? Did a kamatz also turn into an “oi” sound?
February 26, 2020 5:49 pm at 5:49 pm #1835783Gog UmagogParticipant1) your Meshichim must all be Israeli
2) Mashiach Ben Yosef dies in Gog Umagog, this is because he is known to be a political leader in Israel(idk to what extent)
3) since he dies it means he’s chiloni and doesnt keep Shabbat otherwise he wouldn’t have to die per say like all the sources on him all say
*)he dies in battle some say to the King of Perisa and other sources to some scary figure named Armilus which Rabbeim such as Rav Amnon Yitzchak mentioned in their shiurim (Mashiach ben David brings him back to life at some point) [makes me wonder if Putin is King of Perisa single handedly running their Nuke program and filling out this Armilus’ appearance that these sources on this figure describe. But that’s just a wild card guess on my part]March 2, 2020 7:38 am at 7:38 am #1836726☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantMarch 2, 2020 8:09 am at 8:09 am #1836787YW Moderator-29 👨💻ModeratorI’m always leery when you do this…
😜March 2, 2020 8:38 am at 8:38 am #1836788☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantI wanted to tag the thread (and thought you’d just delete the blank post).
That was my assumption
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