I saw that this sub category was empty so here goes
The people who stare at you when you bake matzos.
Excellent answer, scared driver delight. How about: people who eat matzoh when they follow you on the sidewalk.
The person who posted this thread, on Seder night.
Matzah creeps – the act taken by a piece of afikomen in a dirty home; usually several days after the Seder. (In the case of highly infested house, even the matzah on the table may be found to be creeping…)
Matza crepe: Grind a matzo to fime meal or use cake meal, mix into sugar and egg until a loose batter, pour onto hot greased griddle.
copy , didn’t post on seder night. I posted on night seder
But ahhh, the power of the comma.
I didn’t write:
The person who posted this on Seder night.
The person who posted this, on Seder night.
In other words, the creep who eats matzah on Pesach.
😛 just joking!
I can only assume you are not creepy. Not yet confirmed though…
btw I hate to hear that you interrupted night seder for the coffee room.