The Official Purim Thread – Mishenichnas Adar Marbim B’simcha

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  • #640491
    asdfghjkl
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    Imaof6: on behalf of the CR Board & the CR Gang, i welcome ya to the CR!!! join the fun!!! if i knew you, i would send you my elmo txt, with mishenichnas adar playin!!! but sorry, no way for me to do that-we have a CR Bill of Rights here!!!!

    #640493

    time for me to try my hand at ascii art. I think I started this whole craze when I tried posting a donut on the chanuka thread!

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    #640494
    asdfghjkl
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    charlie brown: wow nice job!!! you get another rose ())>-%–

    #640495
    an open book
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    gr8 pic charlie brown!

    nice rose asdfghjkl! the one i knew was @->– but urs is fancier

    #640496
    asdfghjkl
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    an open book: ha thanx!!!!

    #640504
    an open book
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    asdfghjkl: now im tryin a combo! @)->– @)>-%– ())–>–

    #640507
    moish01
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    this can’t leave the front page till after purim…

    guess what i did? i bought washable red paint to paint my dad’s car… can’t wait for him to freak out 😉

    #640508
    anonymisss
    Participant

    AOB-Wow!!! a whole bouquet!!

    ~a~

    #640509
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    moish: wow that’s hilarious!!! let us know his reaction, when he freaks!!!!

    #640510
    anonymisss
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    Moish, sounds like awesome fun!!! Can you do mine, too, please???

    ~a~

    #640511
    lovenlife
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    22oldgold: my class once pulled the best prank ever!! Can’t say on here though, too many ppl know about it

    Moish: ha that’s hysterical!!

    #640512
    chillmaster
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    back in high school we lit a m80 and flushed it down the toilet and it blew up in the wall

    #640513
    squeak
    Participant

    Did you get expelled?

    #640515
    amichai
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    moish, can u send us a pix. of you painting the car??

    #640516
    lovenlife
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    Chillmaster: isn’t that destroying school property?? And especially its IN the walls. Pretty funny but that’s horrible!!

    #640517
    chillmaster
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    hey we were young and stupid the wall expolded and they had to repipe the bathroom

    squeak, nope, we were a good group of guys and never snitched

    #640518
    lovenlife
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    Chillmaster: oh gosh…

    #640519
    asdfghjkl
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    chillmaster: i think i might know you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #640520
    22OldGold
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    We were going to put a frog in the teachers drawer and take all the chalk away so they would open the drawer and the frog would jump out. But the pet store guy said that we needed a permit to buy a frog (is that true).

    #640521
    asdfghjkl
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    22OldGold: a permit to buy a frog?!!!!! what country is this you live in???!!!!

    i got so many purim schtick stories!!!! but if i said them……….(u know the ending)

    #640522
    lovenlife
    Member

    22Oldgold: a permit?? That’s weird

    #640523
    moish01
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    it would probably be cool to let a couple of hundred butterflies loose. or maybe a couple of ducks.

    a friend of mine said that his brother and co. once put a teacher’s desk in the pool. (that is, past the surveillance cameras, into the elevator, down a few floors and into the pool.) ha! i wish we had a pool – i’d go back to school just for that…

    #640524
    asdfghjkl
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    moish: i would go back to H.S. too for a pool!!! cool prank there!!!

    #640525
    lovenlife
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    Moish: hey someone in my moms class did that like 25 yrs ago!!!! He got suspended for it lol

    #640526
    an open book
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    i like this thread its funny!!!

    #640529
    moish01
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    hey that long ago? in a co-ed school?

    maybe it was his father, not his brother – could be i messed that up. doesn’t sound like the type of thing that happened twice…

    #640533
    areivimzehlazeh
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    moish01

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    squeak, by the way that “be” was as in “to be or not to be”

    ya chap?

    moish- I think I do, does that count for anything?

    If asdfghjkl started telling us about all the shtick he pulled… a Coffee Room unto itself!

    #640534
    Jothar
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    mozgin lo kos lo yodea…

    The raavad in sefer ha’eshkol says that the reason for taanis esther is so that the Jews don’t start drinking on erev purim and end up missing the megilla…

    #640536
    kiruvwife
    Member

    do the laws of nezek apply to purim shtik?

    #640537
    squeak
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    Yes. adam muad le’olam.

    #640538
    kiruvwife
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    ok, so how does everyone resolve the “innocent destruction”?

    #640539
    Jothar
    Member

    The mishna brura says that we are meikel on small-scale purim nezakin.

    #640540
    squeak
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    kiruvwife, I have no idea what you are talking about. I have never caused any physical damage while drunk.

    As for emotional damage, I don’t know of any but I can’t say that with assurance. However, I can only remember saying good things. As for third party evidence, one person still remembers (fondly) to this day all the things I said on Purim a few years ago.

    #640541
    kiruvwife
    Member

    squeak- I was referring to the damage that is incurred through Adar purim shtick such as blowing up the walls in the bathroom, or throwing furniture in water etc. I have no idea what you do when you’re drunk, and I wouldn’t assume that you cause any physical or emotional damage in the process.

    #640542
    aussieboy
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    just 2 days until purim 🙂

    #640543

    whats some good shtick to do for outside(or inside) your house for purim??? (besides hanging haman and window markers? oh and for your car?

    #640544
    aussieboy
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    this is not going to be a very good purim for me 🙁

    #640545
    Mayan_Dvash
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    I think it’s a bit tacky that the recent pictures on the news page are upside down in reference to venahafoch hu.

    #640546
    aussieboy
    Participant

    Mayan_Dvash: yeh me too…if the whole page was upside down it might be cool though

    #640548
    anonymisss
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    aussie, purim’s supposed to be happy and you don’t sound it?

    ~a~

    #640549
    aussieboy
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    anonymisss: its not going to be a very exciting purim for me this year

    #640550
    squeak
    Participant

    aussie – here’s how to fulfill your wish: Press Ctrl + Alt + Down arrow, then Ctrl + Alt + Up arrow. A freilechen!

    #640551
    aussieboy
    Participant

    squeak: haha that made me laugh 🙂

    #640552
    aussieboy
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    im wearing a plastic viking hat hehe 🙂

    #640554
    noitallmr
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    Whew just got back. B”H had a smashing time, got hammered out my brains. Did loads of dancing. My idea of a decent Purim…

    post ***100*** …and on that note, with Purim and Shushan Purim now over – this thread is closed. who wants to open the Pesach cleaning tips thread? YW Moderator-72

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