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    YW Moderator-42
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    important person in the world these days.

    telling you about myself for your own

    good! So pay attention well! I started off

    from very humble beginnings, but I was

    determined to make something of myself,

    anything to stop me. I built my way to the

    top with a dream of conquering the

    world. Believe it or not I continue to be

    successful. Everyone knows my name and

    matter what country or what part of the

    world. They all know me. The truth is I

    realize that from my political past and by

    the empty nonsense I preach. Oh, I know

    about money and I have more of it than

    you could even imagine. In fact, it would

    take days on end for me to even describe

    how much I have, and I love to show it

    off. But when it comes to matters of

    domestic and foreign affairs I am pretty

    lost without my close circle of advisers.

    So how did I make a name for myself? I

    had two primary tactics: The first thing I

    did was to marry a beautiful foreigner. I

    married for looks because I am a pretty

    shallow person, and I know it looks good

    for me to be seen in public with someone

    pretty. The second thing I did was that I

    never allowed or allow anyone or

    anything to get in my way. In fact, I am

    known to be ruthless, crass, and vulgar.

    Dare to cross my path and you will feel

    will hold nothing back from my foes or

    from anyone who even has a hope of

    vying for my power and prestige. You

    enough for me to bulldoze my way to the

    top, but it worked for me. I guess my

    followers are pretty shallow too. I am

    never bashful and I am not scared to do

    radical things if I feel it is for the

    betterment of my charges. In fact, I

    would not hesitate to rid myself of an

    entire nationality. It may sound radical

    full backing. Whatever it takes! Who

    me that you should know. Believe it or

    not, although I look like your run of the

    mill gentile, I have a Jewish child –

    orthodox too. When the child was young

    no one would have ever guessed it, but

    the truth is stranger than fiction. And this

    child is my pride and joy, perhaps my

    successor one day. In closing I would just

    reiterate that as long as you are on board

    with me then life will be blissful, in fact it

    will be a constant party. With me on top

    there are no worries. And you can be sure

    I will trump over all those who even try to

    help me cruz to victory. No doubt you

    know who I am, particularly now. From

    India to Ethiopia they know me as Xerxes.

    Perhaps you may know me as

    Achashveirosh![1]

    [1] When Vashti ranked out

    Achashveirosh after he summoned her to

    appear at the feast, she ranked him out,

    referring to the fact that he was originally

    man that her grandfather

    Nebuchadnezzar was (Megillah 12b).

    Vashti was a Babylonian, while

    Achashveirosh was Persian, which meant

    that she was a foreigner. Rav Yonason

    Eibschutz explains that Darius,

    the son of Esther, and, therefore, was a

    full-fledged Jew.

    #1142887

    TheGoq
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    Just wow.

    #1142888

    Little Froggie
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    Wow!! Up until the end I thought that was how a Mod might feel… the true feelings of a Mighty Mod.. !!

    #1142889

    YesOrNo
    Participant

    Fascinating!!!

    #1142890

    CopyMachine
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    That’s quite the megillah.

    #1142891

    Schwartzy
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    That was so clever (and timely). You had me up until the end and then the “obvious” person was replaced with the seasonal alternative.

    #1142892

    Moshe1994
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    Wow excellent post!

    #1142893

    The Queen
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    Is Trump Achashverosh?

    #1142894

    Neville ChaimBerlin
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    “I will trump over all those who even try to

    help me cruz to victory.”

    I see what you did there 😉

    #1142895

    That

    was

    a

    good

    one!

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