April 29, 2014 11:43 pm at 11:43 pm #612662
Hello everybody. I recently had a close encounter with an alien spacecraft. If anyone experienced such a thing lately, I have a few questions.
Do not answer if you do not take this thread seriously. They are out there, and you may be next.April 30, 2014 12:21 am at 12:21 am #1028502
Ha ha. Silly. THAT WAS ME.
Scared you, didn’t I?
(next time I’m gonna press the little red “zap” button)April 30, 2014 12:24 am at 12:24 am #1028503
LF- please do not ruin a serious threadApril 30, 2014 12:27 am at 12:27 am #1028504
um….uh huh, riiiight.April 30, 2014 12:43 am at 12:43 am #1028505
Oh, sooo sorry. See, deep down (deepest of the deep) I’m all serious. I do not know of jokes. I can’t fathom why someone would want to joke. The whole concept of jokes, jester, laughter, merriment, banter etc. is totally foreign to me. It’s just that my outer self (close to outer space) takes precedence.. takes on a life of its own..
Truth is I was kidding. I’ll let you in on a tinny secret. That button is really shinny orange.April 30, 2014 2:06 am at 2:06 am #1028507
That wasn’t a spacecraft that was my pet rockApril 30, 2014 2:12 am at 2:12 am #1028508
Can you describe your encounter?April 30, 2014 2:59 am at 2:59 am #1028509
🐵 ⌨ GamanitParticipant
I was wondering why that UFO was getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.April 30, 2014 4:34 am at 4:34 am #1028510
Okay, I’m just going to try to ignore everyone trying to make joke out of this.
To the Goq:
So basically it happened a few weeks ago. I was walking back from the park at night when it was starting to get dark, then i started hearing weird sounds like hubble wubble goosh! At first, I ignored them, and then, they got louder, and I freaked out. Right before this, I saw cats running from the garbage can. Later, i read that animals can sense calamities before humans can.
Then there were about 7 green flashing lights in the sky in perfect formation. Then they got closer and I saw they were discs, traveling very smoothly. I would say they got about 200 ft from the ground, and just left. The whole thing lasted for like 30-50 seconds. I don’t know why they came or anything
Whoever I told this to thought I was crazy. But I didn’t see any aliens.
so i did my own research, and found that many other people have seen similar things. Including former president jimmy carter.April 30, 2014 6:13 am at 6:13 am #1028511
the internet has a lot of conspiracies. it’s not very reliable.
i have had weir dreams at timesApril 30, 2014 11:10 am at 11:10 am #1028512
First off I do not think you are crazy I believe you saw what you say you saw, there might be an explanation for this or there might not there are things that happen that we cannot account for.April 30, 2014 1:17 pm at 1:17 pm #1028513
ED IT ORParticipant
Only 7 lights?, Froggie i think you have a bulb out.April 30, 2014 3:30 pm at 3:30 pm #1028514
Methinks it was a flying lukshen kugel eaterApril 30, 2014 6:12 pm at 6:12 pm #1028516
Okay, now I will say the rest.
When they got very close, I heard voices, like from another language in a very squeaky voice. It sounded like ibble bibble sqibble- it looks funny in writing, but that’s what I heard.But I didn’t actually see them.April 30, 2014 6:40 pm at 6:40 pm #1028517
Aah! that translates to “PLEASE LEAVE YOU’RE IN A LANDING ZONE”. Or it anagrams to “Ebb Bible Bib Bells” with the letters “Qi” left overApril 30, 2014 7:10 pm at 7:10 pm #1028518
Avram in MDParticipant
What you described very well may be explainable by a terrestrial craft rather than an extraterrestrial spacecraft. Usage of unmanned drones has increased in recent years, and at nighttime, many of these drones would appear as formations of discs of light. The drone itself or equipment on the drone may also explain the strange noises you heard.April 30, 2014 7:39 pm at 7:39 pm #1028519
Amazon delivery?April 30, 2014 8:50 pm at 8:50 pm #1028520
Don’t try that cauldron again!April 30, 2014 10:16 pm at 10:16 pm #1028521
Perhaps it was the Malaysian jet?April 30, 2014 11:43 pm at 11:43 pm #1028522
How big was it?
I’ve seen drones in flight before, alot of them and green/red lights on them.April 30, 2014 11:47 pm at 11:47 pm #1028523
OK, so let me continue..
When I saw this individual so “interested” in my family’s private details (and daughters), I ran and jumped into one of my latest models and went for it. I decided to give him a run for his money. If he’d just peer closer, he’d see me rolling with laughter.
Sort of just testing HIM out to see how he’d react.
FAILED, FAILED, FAILED!!May 1, 2014 1:43 am at 1:43 am #1028524
It escaped from Area 51, of course!May 1, 2014 2:21 am at 2:21 am #1028525
Once I saw a 51st century spaceship being flown by a 1940s RAF captain. He was carrying a banana.May 1, 2014 2:27 am at 2:27 am #1028526
Could be a drone, and if so, lucky you, to be alive.May 1, 2014 2:58 am at 2:58 am #1028527
Little Froggie: what model spaceship do you have?May 1, 2014 4:03 am at 4:03 am #1028528
It’s called the Apollo Maria (space, ship).
I generally use it for the company I own, “Tzufloigen”. Our motto: “We get you spaced out”.
(Boy did it work on this fellow, he’s still shaking..)May 1, 2014 6:00 pm at 6:00 pm #1028529
Can I borrow one of your older models? my spaceship broke down. I was planning on visiting earth but my asteroid belt was making a weird squealing noise so I stopped off at Pluto to get it fixed and they said it will take two or three light daysMay 1, 2014 6:35 pm at 6:35 pm #1028530
I’m not saying what you saw wasn’t real. Maybe it was. But keep in mind that studies show that a sizable proportion of people (at least 10% or so, and in some studies it’s as high as 30% or more) report experiencing a hallucination at some time in their lives.May 1, 2014 6:47 pm at 6:47 pm #1028531
The Zohar says that many who escaped the destruction of the Tower of Babel did so by
relocating to Inner Earth. Inner Earth has long been said to be the domain of the fallen
angels and the Nefilim mentioned in Genesis 6. Inner Earth is said to also be the domain of
many animals which we have long considered to be mythological, such as the unicorn, the
phoenix, the minotaur, centaur and dragon (ref. Hesed L’Avraham 2:4).May 1, 2014 7:02 pm at 7:02 pm #1028532
I already sent one. It has landed 1.3 feet in back of you.May 1, 2014 7:55 pm at 7:55 pm #1028533
ezlev- Hesed L’Avraham 2:4
link?May 1, 2014 8:13 pm at 8:13 pm #1028534
The last flying saucer I saw was in Middle Earth, it was thrown at me by a talking treeMay 1, 2014 8:27 pm at 8:27 pm #1028535
TO tell you the truth, i never saw it inside. but i did Google him (Rabbi Avraham Azulai, author of Chesed L’Avraham, an intense Kabbalah sefer)and the sefer saying that and youd be surprized what i found. the abouve quote is from this “one-eyebrow-lifting” article i “just happened” to “bump” into – no links – Moderator-100May 1, 2014 8:32 pm at 8:32 pm #1028536
what ever he says in the article i dont know how to trust, but i do know that the chessed lavraham says that bec. its quoted a number of times in various places.May 1, 2014 8:33 pm at 8:33 pm #1028537
Aaahh!!! so that’s what it was. Gravity here is so weak that I’m waiting for it to come back after it bounced
YW Moderator-42: that was no talking tree that was meMay 1, 2014 8:35 pm at 8:35 pm #1028538
flying saucers are all too common in homes where shalom bayis is lacking. they are usually accompanied by flying plates and bowls.May 2, 2014 1:41 am at 1:41 am #1028539
Mostly teacups.May 2, 2014 10:58 am at 10:58 am #1028540
Pix was this a joke?? I hope not I tried to validate your feelings because i felt you were sincere.May 2, 2014 3:20 pm at 3:20 pm #1028541
Goq, by calling it feelings you are mocking him. If you would validate his experience, that would be nice.May 2, 2014 5:54 pm at 5:54 pm #1028542
ezlev, theres a reason why your not supposed to learn that. funny, same guy who learns kabbalah believes in aliens. now that is a kavMay 2, 2014 6:35 pm at 6:35 pm #1028543
Haleivi, thank you.May 2, 2014 6:43 pm at 6:43 pm #1028544
my brother- How big was it?
I’ve seen drones in flight before, alot of them and green/red lights on them.
avram in MD- What you described very well may be explainable by a terrestrial craft rather than an extraterrestrial spacecraft. Usage of unmanned drones has increased in recent years, and at nighttime, many of these drones would appear as formations of discs of light. The drone itself or equipment on the drone may also explain the strange noises you heard.
This was not ordinary. i told you I heard noises, first
“hubble wubble goosh!!”, then voices like “ibble bibble squibble”May 2, 2014 7:30 pm at 7:30 pm #1028545
Perhaps if you wouldn’t have run or freaked out they would have had time to turn on their BetaPictorical keplerian language translation beta prognosticator and you would have understood what they were trying to say. Maybe they needed help!May 4, 2014 1:00 pm at 1:00 pm #1028547
I didn’t learn it… I found it. Please don’t mock me sharing with you something interesting that I found that just happens to quote holy sourcesMay 4, 2014 5:51 pm at 5:51 pm #1028548
Please don’t mock me sharing with you something interesting that I found that just happens to quote holy sources
as they say,
“The biggest mockery is to feign thy mocker is being mocked”
When I posted the op, I didn’t think I was serious. Now I’m not sure.May 4, 2014 9:05 pm at 9:05 pm #1028549
So your saying I deserve to be mocked? Pixelate? Help me. Wat did I do rong?May 5, 2014 12:30 am at 12:30 am #1028550
ezlev, are you mocking me now?
i smell tomatoesMay 5, 2014 12:59 am at 12:59 am #1028551
No. Not at all. I’m just curious if any one looks into my comment since its an interesting one.your thread is where its located. I gotta tell people where to look…
By the way what does “The biggest mockery is to feign thy mocker is being mocked” (pixelate, 2014) mean?May 5, 2014 1:22 am at 1:22 am #1028552
-pixelate 2014May 5, 2014 4:20 am at 4:20 am #1028553
I. M. ShluffinParticipant
OP – “I recently had a close encounter with an alien spacecraft. If anyone experienced such a thing lately, I have a few questions.”
I once thought I had a close encounter with ETs. First I thought it was a pizza pie flying towards me at 100 MPH. Turns out, it was just a pizza slice. It landed in my mouth, as it usually does. So, ask away.
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