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  • #604529
    popa_bar_abba
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    I need advice what to do about my dumb friend.

    See, I have this friend, who is very dumb. He knows he is dumb. He has decided that he will marry a smart girl only, because, he is afraid that if he marries a dumb girl that their kids will be very very dumb.

    Now, he is dating this girl, and she is very dumb. But! He thinks she is smart! I know she is dumb because I dated her. (As well as my chavrushah’s cousin who also assures us she is dumb.) So I told him that she is dumb. But he is dumb and thinks she is smart.

    The problem is that she told him that really she is smart, and he is also smart, and really I am the one who is dumb and that is why I think they are dumb.

    I really don’t want him to marry her and have kids and be disappointed. (And my chavrusah wants to date her, because he wants to have dumb kids, because he is dumb.) So what should I tell him?

    #1008445
    Curiosity
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    Don’t say anything. Your friend will have dumb kids, but don’t worry he’ll think they’re smart. If they come out smart like you, he’ll think they’re dumb. Everything’s great and the shidduch crisis loses another battle!!

    #1008446
    mewho
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    i think you shuld make a big party for them and drink a lechayim to them too

    #1008447
    ZeesKite
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    I think you’re a wise man saying he’s a wise guy for thinking he’s a wise man that you’re a wise guy thinking that you’re a wise man saying he’s a wise guy for thinking he’s a wise man that you’re a wise guy thinking that you’re a wise man saying he’s a wise guy…

    #1008448
    more
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    beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

    really all humans are dumb. Only trolls are smart.

    #1008449
    WIY
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    Popa

    Thanks for the laugh! I cant believe nobody thinks this is funny!

    #1008450
    frumeyid
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    Since he knows that he is really dumb and she is telling him that he is smart, he should realize that she is dumb…

    #1008452
    WIY
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    If your friend thinks shes smart then he will think his kids are smart as well even if they arent. (She will convince him if hes in doubt).

    #1008453
    WIY
    Member

    Btw its inconclusive that intelligence is hereditary. There are many factors that affect intelligence. Google it you will see what I mean.

    #1008454
    Shopping613 🌠
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    Show him shes dumb somehow…..

    #1008455
    goldersgreener
    Participant

    is there anyone normal for the only normal guy to marry? or maybe his kids are also unnormal?

    #1008456

    He should marry her. Two negatives = one positive.

    #1008457
    zen3344
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    PBA, this is a shiddach that will result in very smart children. It’s like math…when one multiples a negative number by a negative number, the product is a positive number. Similarly, if your friend and the girl are truly dumb, the kids will be smart. AND the dumber the friend and the girl are, the smarter the kids will be.

    #1008458
    Shopping613 🌠
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    So in that case…they are probobly too dumb to even realize that anyway…..wish them Mazel tov from me if they get engaged!

    #1008459
    popa_bar_abba
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    Uh oh. She saw this thread. How do I pretend this was a joke?

    #1008460
    Shopping613 🌠
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    You make a random Jew on the street confess that actually you are NOT PBA but the random man on street whom confessed to them really IS PBA and he/she really does have a dumb friend in the same prediciment….

    #1008461
    Toi
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    your dumb. and my wife is laughing. and she is smart. not dumb.

    #1008463
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    She says they can only get engaged if I don’t come to the wedding.

    She’d make a decision like this based on me coming to the wedding. I told you she was dumb.

    #1008464
    amichai
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    maybe she is right pba. if you are not in the picture, they might have a very happy life together. go deal with more important matters.

    #1008465
    popa_bar_abba
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    I’m her sister. How about you don’t go to your sister’s wedding.

    #1008466
    Torah613Torah
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    This thread made me laugh out loud for two full minutes.

    #1008467
    OneOfMany
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    you dated your sister?

    #1008468
    popa_bar_abba
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    Sister in law.

    #1008469
    Nechomah
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    PBA – GOTCHA!!!!!!

    #1008470
    Ariellah
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    wish him mazel tov

    #1008471
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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