My dumb friend
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August 13, 2012 2:49 am at 2:49 am #604529
I need advice what to do about my dumb friend.
See, I have this friend, who is very dumb. He knows he is dumb. He has decided that he will marry a smart girl only, because, he is afraid that if he marries a dumb girl that their kids will be very very dumb.
Now, he is dating this girl, and she is very dumb. But! He thinks she is smart! I know she is dumb because I dated her. (As well as my chavrushah’s cousin who also assures us she is dumb.) So I told him that she is dumb. But he is dumb and thinks she is smart.
The problem is that she told him that really she is smart, and he is also smart, and really I am the one who is dumb and that is why I think they are dumb.
I really don’t want him to marry her and have kids and be disappointed. (And my chavrusah wants to date her, because he wants to have dumb kids, because he is dumb.) So what should I tell him?August 13, 2012 2:58 am at 2:58 am #1008445CuriosityParticipant
Don’t say anything. Your friend will have dumb kids, but don’t worry he’ll think they’re smart. If they come out smart like you, he’ll think they’re dumb. Everything’s great and the shidduch crisis loses another battle!!August 13, 2012 3:04 am at 3:04 am #1008446mewhoParticipant
i think you shuld make a big party for them and drink a lechayim to them tooAugust 13, 2012 3:08 am at 3:08 am #1008447ZeesKiteParticipant
I think you’re a wise man saying he’s a wise guy for thinking he’s a wise man that you’re a wise guy thinking that you’re a wise man saying he’s a wise guy for thinking he’s a wise man that you’re a wise guy thinking that you’re a wise man saying he’s a wise guy…August 13, 2012 3:10 am at 3:10 am #1008448moreMember
beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
really all humans are dumb. Only trolls are smart.August 13, 2012 3:54 am at 3:54 am #1008449
Thanks for the laugh! I cant believe nobody thinks this is funny!August 13, 2012 4:07 am at 4:07 am #1008450frumeyidParticipant
Since he knows that he is really dumb and she is telling him that he is smart, he should realize that she is dumb…August 13, 2012 5:37 am at 5:37 am #1008452
If your friend thinks shes smart then he will think his kids are smart as well even if they arent. (She will convince him if hes in doubt).August 13, 2012 5:40 am at 5:40 am #1008453
Btw its inconclusive that intelligence is hereditary. There are many factors that affect intelligence. Google it you will see what I mean.August 13, 2012 8:27 am at 8:27 am #1008454
Show him shes dumb somehow…..August 13, 2012 11:39 am at 11:39 am #1008455goldersgreenerParticipant
is there anyone normal for the only normal guy to marry? or maybe his kids are also unnormal?August 13, 2012 2:14 pm at 2:14 pm #1008456Doodle-Man™Member
He should marry her. Two negatives = one positive.August 13, 2012 2:15 pm at 2:15 pm #1008457zen3344Participant
PBA, this is a shiddach that will result in very smart children. It’s like math…when one multiples a negative number by a negative number, the product is a positive number. Similarly, if your friend and the girl are truly dumb, the kids will be smart. AND the dumber the friend and the girl are, the smarter the kids will be.August 13, 2012 7:13 pm at 7:13 pm #1008458
So in that case…they are probobly too dumb to even realize that anyway…..wish them Mazel tov from me if they get engaged!August 14, 2012 3:30 am at 3:30 am #1008459
Uh oh. She saw this thread. How do I pretend this was a joke?August 14, 2012 7:32 am at 7:32 am #1008460
You make a random Jew on the street confess that actually you are NOT PBA but the random man on street whom confessed to them really IS PBA and he/she really does have a dumb friend in the same prediciment….August 14, 2012 10:13 pm at 10:13 pm #1008461ToiParticipant
your dumb. and my wife is laughing. and she is smart. not dumb.October 3, 2012 3:41 am at 3:41 am #1008463
She says they can only get engaged if I don’t come to the wedding.
She’d make a decision like this based on me coming to the wedding. I told you she was dumb.October 3, 2012 12:32 pm at 12:32 pm #1008464amichaiParticipant
maybe she is right pba. if you are not in the picture, they might have a very happy life together. go deal with more important matters.October 3, 2012 2:02 pm at 2:02 pm #1008465
I’m her sister. How about you don’t go to your sister’s wedding.April 18, 2013 1:23 am at 1:23 am #1008466Torah613TorahParticipant
This thread made me laugh out loud for two full minutes.April 18, 2013 4:16 am at 4:16 am #1008467OneOfManyParticipant
you dated your sister?April 18, 2013 4:34 am at 4:34 am #1008468
Sister in law.April 18, 2013 5:11 am at 5:11 am #1008469NechomahParticipant
PBA – GOTCHA!!!!!!April 19, 2013 3:24 am at 3:24 am #1008470AriellahParticipant
wish him mazel tovMarch 18, 2014 11:47 am at 11:47 am #1008471☕ DaasYochid ☕Participant
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