My kid is a bull!

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    popa_bar_abba
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    Once upon a time, I visited a farm. The Franklin Farm in the catskills near mogen av.

    They have cows. They have bulls. The cows roam around in the fenced pasture, and when in the barn, they are tied to the thing. The bulls roam around in the fenced pasture, but everyone is scared of them, and when they are in the barn, they are behind a big tall metal gate.

    Why are the bulls behind a metal gate? Cows are so sweet and docile! Because bulls are aggressive and wild.

    You want to know why my son runs around climbing on things and throwing things and yelling and pulling worms apart and collecting insects etc., and my daughters don’t? Because they’re cows and he’s a bull.

    ????

    Probably it’s because cows and bulls have different social norms. Probably.

    #970872
    Torah613Torah
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    Probably it’s because cows and bulls have different social norms. Probably.

    Of course it is because of gender norms. The bulls are exposed to low expectations by being put behind a steel fence.

    #970873
    OneOfMany
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    snort. You ever heard of a cattle stampede?

    #970874
    popa_bar_abba
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    What do you call it when female cats fight?

    #970875

    Cat fights?

    #970876

    A cat fight, and that’s how girls fight too……

    #970877
    Toi
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    and his tatty is a ferd.

    #970878
    Oh Shreck!
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    And who might be the father of a bull? (bully?!)

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